Having a little fun with a scammer

Well done Ed, a great read and I agree with you let's give these idiots a taste of their own medicine!

 

Good work on the scammer. There's a website dedicated to turning the tables on the scammers.

Check out:
http://www.419eater.com/

Everything you need to know about the fun of scambaiting.

 

I get several of these every week.

I forward them along to the FBI but they don't seem to really care. I wonder how many Seniors fall for this kind of thing.


Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building,
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001



Attention: Beneficiary

This is the final warning you will receive from me. This notice has been sent to you in many occasions/ several times but you ignored it.

I have warned you so many times and you decided to ignore my e-mails because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, if you fail to respond back to us with the payment details below, then we would first send a letter to the MAYOR of the city where you reside and also direct the bank to close your account until you comply with our directives. Note that all your properties will be confiscated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We would also send a letter to the company/organization you work for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not supposed to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your ID which we have in our database has been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to upload you in their website as an internet fraudsters and a terrorist (suicide bomber). I will also warn people to stop having any dealing or friendly communication with you anymore. This would have been solved all this while if you have gotten the CERTIFICATE ENDORSED AND STAMPED. I, ROBERT S. MUELLER III, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) wish to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given enough grace, therefore you have been mandated to comply immediately you read this e-mail if you don't want to be arrested. As stated earlier, to have the document endorsed and stamped without any delay, you must adhere to this directives to avoid you from blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and sentence you to life imprisonment. Note that all your properties will be seized and bank account will be confiscated too.&nb sp;

However, I have decided to see how i can be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties got confiscated because your information was used to carry out fraudulent transactions. I called the EFCC NIGERIA and they directed me to a private attorney who can help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse and stamp the document at the sum of $98 only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible to get this process done today or tomorrow because i have been informed by the ARREST WARRANT ISSUANCE DEPARTMENT that the warrant of arrest has been prepared against you and once is being signed by me as the FBI DIRECTOR, and then the arrest will be carried out in the next 48hours.

From our investigations, we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identification to one impostor/ fraudster in Nigeria when he had a deal with you in regards to the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10,500,000.00 only. You failed to comply with our directives/instruction, so right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48 hours as strictly signed by the FBI director.

We have investigated and found out that you don't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was conducted with your information's/identity and right now your ID is placed on our database as a wanted person. I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family. Also it will be announced in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI. Note: All the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instruction. You are advised to make the payment for the signing and stamping of the document today, failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally we shall apply for litigation against you. Thereafter, you will appear in ADMINISTRATIVE DISTRICT COURT OF WASHINGTON D.C for terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges. Be warned; do not try anything funny because we are monitoring you from our satellite.

Meanwhile, I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 07/05/2013 so that you can get this process done. Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment. But if you fail to comply you will face the law and its consequences once it had befallen on you. You will have to make the payment through western union money transfer with the below information then Send the payment details to me as stated below.

NAME: AKU DIMMA
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: BETTER
ANSWER: BEST
AMOUNT: $98
SENDER'S FULL NAME:
SENDER'S FULL ADDRESS:
DIRECT PHONE NUMBER:
MTCN:

Do not hesitate to make the payment today with the above outlined information so that they will have the certificate endorsed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process is being carried out, then we will have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your funds valued at $10,500,000.00 only which is supposed to have been transferred to your bank account.

Note: As you can see below, all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You have been given a grace till 07/05/2013 to make the payment for the document but after your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try anything funny because you are been watched.

Expecting your anticipated co-operation. You can also contact me here. rssmusa@aol.com

Yours in service,

Robert S. Mueller
FBI DIRECTOR

CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institute de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (WCB)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

 

LOL ......I cant stop laughing!....That scammer was so freaking stupid!

 

It just proves you can trust "Lybians!"

 

It just shows you cant trust "Lybians!"

 

Dahmer nose pizza

 

I answer...Lane county Morgue..Dr Lago speaking.................

 

Very good post there on that scammer!! Loved it


I usually never answer my cell to unfamiliar numbers but I do, I say Thank you for calling Fangtasia, this is Vampire: Sheriff Bill Compton from Lafayette Parish in Louisiana, would you like to try our Brand new product called New Blood? I usually hear a click after the word Vampire altho I have had some listen to the entire msg prior to finally hanging up!!! True Blood fans will get the analogies!!

 

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I've had a scammer contacting me about Amiga computer, which I listed several years ago. Then I asked him the adress to I can drop it off...no reply...then I asked him if he speaks english...no reply...then I asked him if he wa wanted by the INTERPOL or FBI...never heard of him again....
Tony
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Thats hilarious!!! You should have done the "who's on first" bit with him!!!! That would have made it even better. SA ke5mxe

 

no, that youtube guy was douche bag

 

Very entertaining and clearly indicates that the seller is not who he says he is. Don't worry about retribution from accomplices, you have your skeet gun after all.

 

The other hobby is tactical shooting and competitive skeet. Not worried for me as I never never leave home without my trusty Glock 23 in my waistband. I would be concerned for any accomplice who would be rudely surprised meeting the Glock or the business end of the my Bushmaster AR-15.

 

I usually start conversations with unknown callers by asking for credit card information. The calls seldom last for more than a few seconds.