Why Would You Confess?

Discussion in 'Ham Radio Discussions' started by KM6CND, Jul 11, 2019.

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  1. N1VAU

    N1VAU XML Subscriber QRZ Page

    No it hasn't!
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  2. N1VAU

    N1VAU XML Subscriber QRZ Page

    My Maserati Does 185, I lost my license so now I don't drive!
    Life's been good so far!!!

    Too bad Weird Al Yankovic didn't do a ham radio parody on the Joe Walsh song. "My amplifier does 4025, I lost my ham license for too much drive"
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2019
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  3. KA9JLM

    KA9JLM Ham Member QRZ Page

    Bragging rights are nothing new.
  4. WZ7U

    WZ7U Ham Member QRZ Page

    How do you KNOW his amp doesn't do that? ;)
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  5. WA9SVD

    WA9SVD Ham Member QRZ Page

    Just because A person CAN do something, doesn't mean they should, either legally or morally. (I may well be physically ABLE to rob a bank, but... You get my drift.:()
  6. WB2WIK

    WB2WIK Platinum Subscriber Platinum Subscriber QRZ Page

    I saw "confess" and thought of "confession," a church ritual.

    Which of course reminded me of a joke, since everything reminds me of a joke.

    An octogenarian Jewish guy visits his local Catholic church and goes into the confessional.

    "Father, I have to tell you I've been having sex every day with a 23 year-old woman who now lives with me, and we're not married."

    "That's unfortunate, but God will understand."

    "Well, you see, Father, we really enjoy it and have sex sometimes twice a day!"

    "Sir, I recognize your voice. Aren't you Mr. Weinberg?"

    "Yes, you're right."

    "Aren't you Jewish?"

    "Yes, you're right again."

    "Then, why are you telling me this?"

    "Telling you? I'm telling everybody!"
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  7. VA3VF

    VA3VF Ham Member QRZ Page

    Same here...but I think I'll let it pass this time around.:oops:

    This joke is so good that it will 'earn' me a 'life membership'... outside of QRZ.:p
  8. WZ7U

    WZ7U Ham Member QRZ Page

    PM it to me!!
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  9. WQ4G

    WQ4G Ham Member QRZ Page

    Power band. Engine running at RPM that produces the most HP vs. fuel input.
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  10. KI5X

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    It's like watching Dr. Phil or Judge Judy - it gives my own life and existence validation.

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