I responded to a guy on 40m calling CQ recently going by the name of "Captain Dave". What followed was the most obscene stream of profanity and "CUCKOO" I've ever heard. This guy was not mad at me-------he was Cuckoo for Coco Puffs crazy. Apparently he used CQs as a means to avoid being hammered for broadcasting by the Federated Chicken Chokers. When he finally finished his long stream of profanity and turned it over to me all he had to do at that point is "eat static".