Discussion in 'Ham Radio Life' started by KC2SIZ, Sep 26, 2021.
Gimme a beer and a mop....
So the bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here!"
Then, 2 time travelers walk in to the bar.
Why can you not tell if your pteranodon is using the rest room?
...the p is silent. Works with pterodactyls as well. My 4th grade teacher thought "ptarmigan" was pronounced with a definite "p". And the principal walked in just as she was explaining that. The principal, an avid hunter whose smile could freeze a whole flock of ptarmigans, explained it to her in the softest voice we'd ever heard him use. When he left, she continued on about the TARmigan.
There were two peanuts walking down the plaza, a one was a salted.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey.” The horse says “Sure.”
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: What do you call a skeleton found in the closet?
A: Last year’s Hide-and-Seek Champion.
"I gotta take a leak."
Did ya hear about the stick up on the George Washington Bridge?
Some kid threw it there.
Why don't skeletons bet on the Super Bowl?
They have no skin in the game.