Discussion in 'Amateur Radio News' started by AB7RG, Feb 22, 2002.
I have had these experiances. Thanks for the humor.
Top Ten Ways to Tell if the Dx Station is Working Split
You have thrown your callsign to him 42 times now with no response even though you have a 7 element yagi at 200 ft. and 1500 watts
For some reason you hear a *lot* of activity 5Khz up from the Dx station
Other hams are returning your call with a single word: "split!" I wonder what they mean?
The DxCluster says something about split up. Are they talking about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman?
The Dx station mentions something about listening 7 up. Is he talking about the soda?
You are the only one calling him on the frequency he is calling on
You hear nothing on the frequency the Dx station is on but mysteriously he is giving lots of signal reports
Ok, I only got seven. Help?
Being in the field doesn't stop me from DX'ing.......
NTC (National Training Center, Ft. Irwin, CA) I brought all my gear, and used an OE-254 mast for my cheapie Solar Con 10m antenna. Soon we found ourselves in a fire-fight, however due to a logistical error, we had no ammunition and thus we considered ourselves "dead" at that point.
In the midst of "bullets" flying and mortars firing, and incoming biological missles, and helicopters loitering; everyone could pick out that one sound from the battlefield that didn't belong there: "QSL there, and 73's to ya".
Great story,keep it up as we need more good stories like that hi.
Now that sounds like some follies I have had, I love it!
Holey Moley! I hope I NEVER have a DX-pedition like that!!
73's, de KC8SBX
Found this on the web a while ago and some of you may have seen it before but here it is again. Remember this the next time you do any work on the tower.
Dear Ms. Jones
Patsy Insurance Co.
Wata'ohoh, HI 96999-0101
I am writing in response to your request for additional information for Block 3 of the Accident Report Form (ARF) I submitted to you on April 1, 1997. I put "poor planning" as the cause for the accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully. I trust the following detail will be sufficient.
I am an Amateur Radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using a pulley, which was fortunately attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went back to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools.
You will note in Block 11 of the Accident Report Form that I weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my suprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.
Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and in spite of my pain, I was able to hold on to the rope. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight, shown in Block 11 of my submission.
As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.
The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only 3 vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind and let go of the rope . . . . .
Andy Clark, WA4***
TIARA (Tokyo International Radio Association)
If he had the third gear, the mountain will fall upon him...