I'm surprised you can't mail order heroin from China these days. You can get just about anything else. You used to be able to mail order some outrageous boots from Hong Kong - from the Lee Kee Boot Company (actual name, but maybe mispelled). They made boots out of all sorts of exotic leathers, and you could order a book of samples that was a real interesting thing to have on it's own. If you haven't tried ostrich leather, you are just missing out.