Seinfeld fans!

From the Chinese Restaraunt episode.

"Oh, five, ten minutes"

30 mintues later, at the end of the episode, they leave the restaraunt and you finally hear

"Sienfeld, Four"

What really makes that funny is that it is so realistic.

 

"Cartwright"

 

"Mulva"

 

"Cleavage is like looking at the sun, you look, then you look away."
"I was in the zone Jerry, I was in the zone!"

Serenity now, insanity later.

 

Elaine is at a Party and she is listening to a woman ramble on about something and she blurts out in a perfect Australian accent,


" MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

 

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AG3Y @ Mar. 03 2004,15:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I don't know, is there something wrong with me ? ? ?      [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Yes, there is something wrong with you.

 

George: &quot;My mother caught me.&quot;

Jerry: &quot;Caught you....doin' what?&quot;

George:  &quot;You know.&quot;

 

Soup Nazi: &quot;NO SOUP FOR YOU!&quot;

 

Elaine: &quot;It shrinks?&quot;

Jerry: &quot;Like a frightened turtle!&quot;

Elaine: &quot;I don't know how you guys walk around with that thing&quot;.


Kramer: &quot;Giddy-up!&quot;

 

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (K8ERV @ Mar. 03 2004,01:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have never watched Seinfield, but that is only cause I don't watch tv. So think I will skip this thread. My puter monitor is on 12 hours a day. Still looking for Vanna tho!  

TOM K8ERV[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Hang in there Tom - maybe one of these days!! Good luck! Larry