San Fransisco City Hall...

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  1. KB5ZCR

    KB5ZCR Ham Member QRZ Page

    I got this in email and thought it was funny.






    A scene at City Hall in San Francisco

    "Next."

    "Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

    "Names?"

    "Tim and Jim Jones."

    "Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."

    "Yes, we're brothers."

    "Brothers? You can't get married."

    "Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

    "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

    "Incest?" No, we are not gay."

    "Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"

    "For the financial b! enefits, of course. And we do love each other.  Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

    "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

    "Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

    "And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"

    "All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

    "Hi. We are here to get married."

    "Names?"

    "John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

    "Who wants to marry whom?"

    "We all want to marry each other."

    "But there are four of you!"

    "That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert love! s June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can
    express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

    "But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

    "So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

    "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."

    "Since when are you standing on tradition?"

    "Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

    "Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.  The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

    "All right, all right. Next."

    "Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

    "In what names?"

    "David Deets."

    "And the other man?"

    "That's all. I want to marry myself."

    "Marry yourself? What do you mean?"

    "Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. M! aybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

    "That does it!  I quit!!  You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
     
  2. K6PME

    K6PME Ham Member QRZ Page

    Are you sure that was meant to be a joke? I mean, really now, this is Crazifornia and 'Frisco' is the nuttiest of them all! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. KD4AMG

    KD4AMG Ham Member QRZ Page

    [​IMG] now yew dun went & gave sum fowlkes some ideas...shame,shame,shame on yew !!! [​IMG]
     
  4. Guest

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    Do not forget to write your anti-BPL letters,
    encourage new amateur radio participation and generally be nice
    to one another. That is all.
     
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