Humor: Strange attractions

Discussion in 'Ham Radio Life' started by W7TCT, Jul 30, 2020.

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  1. KA0USE

    KA0USE Ham Member QRZ Page

    re: camping trips

    if you put a roll of toilet paper in your pack, it will not be there when you arrive.
    if you put 2 rolls in your pack, they will not be there when you arrive.
    i suspect very sneaky bears. or someone who didn't get invited on the trip.

    the one piece that holds the tent up will be missing- and it is starting to rain. hard.

    no matter how many times you check your gear before leaving, one or more of these will be missing:

    can opener, matches, 8 ounce sigg bottle of fuel for stove/lantern, bug spray (in mosquito country),
    multi-tool (with can opener and other useful things), clean underwear, add your own favorite(s) here
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  2. KA0USE

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    backhoes also favor other buried things- plastic high pressure gas lines, electrical lines, water pipes, sewer pipes,
    the occasional unexpected un-marked, long-forgotten grave.
     
  3. K2CAJ

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    All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the touchhole of your musket. --German proverb
     
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  4. KA0USE

    KA0USE Ham Member QRZ Page

    food always falls on the filthiest part of a floor as you are headed for the table.
     
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  5. WZ7U

    WZ7U Ham Member QRZ Page

    I don't know why, but every time the yl is in the car, driver or passenger, traffic lights turn red for no reason. Moral of the story, don't go out in the car with my yl if you're in a hurry or on a time frame.
     
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  6. WF7A

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    ...and go to the hardware store four times.
     
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  7. W4IOA

    W4IOA Ham Member QRZ Page

    That's my normal routine :(
     
  8. KA0USE

    KA0USE Ham Member QRZ Page

    however, i LIKE hardware stores- real ones:
    handy andy
    true value
    ace
    hardware hank
    country general

    i guess it is rural mom 'n' pops where you can still buy nails by the scoop or by the keg,
    rolls of barbed wire, electrical connectors by the pound, bulk loose feed for critters.

    tractor supply, murdoch's, etc are ok, but too modern.
     
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  9. AC0GT

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    In information technology and customer support circles this is called a "John Deere outage" or something similar.
     
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  10. VK6ZGO

    VK6ZGO Ham Member QRZ Page

    Ouch! -----That takes me back!
    I wonder if they ever worked out who did it?
     

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