Haha, you're right, I don't even know what to ask! Yeah, you could use Google Remote Desktop to run an FT8 station from anywhere. Yeah, it's not clear whether someone working QRP has to work another QRP station for it to count. I suppose I could set my output using the slider in WSJT-X and monitor the meter on the antenna tuner to keep it under 5W. I'm using a ubitx rig and it's a little over 5W on some bands.