Me thinks you got that dead wrong. 1. Never seen an operator without kinked and coiled up cables. 2. Every ham operator I have met has a mental and/or physical ailments. Look around and see all the Walkers, Inhalers, O2 and Geritol bottles at a club therapy meetings. 3. Most are clever. 4. Every ham shack I have seen is cramped, messy, and short on space. 5. Of course all hams have imperfections and difficulty operating silly. 6. Hams have unconventional sexual taste and behavior. If they were not spending all that time playing radio would have more time for conventional sex.