Discussion in 'Ham Radio Discussions' started by W3SY, Feb 27, 2004.

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  1. W3SY

    W3SY Ham Member QRZ Page




    <span style='color:red'>YOU'LL BE SORRY, SUCKER!</span>
  2. N0PU

    N0PU Guest

    Well now... there is a well thought out statement... no emotion just the facts...

    Wanna tell us the WHOLE story???

    [and SY, did you lose your pills again?]
  3. N8YV

    N8YV Ham Member QRZ Page

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (N0PU @ Feb. 27 2004,16:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Wanna tell us the WHOLE story???[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    Please, let's not....I'm sure EVERY modern auto maker has its fair share of extremists, both ways. Such a thread could get even uglier than the usual hot topics on QRZ.

    Further, deponent sayeth not....
  4. K8ERV

    K8ERV QRZ Member QRZ Page

    I have three Fords. Taurus, Explorer, and Escort. Love them all. Great cars.

  5. N5TJD

    N5TJD XML Subscriber QRZ Page

    ... You should see it in the war rooms of various truck enthusiast forums. People can get a bit rabid when their trucks are knocked.
  6. W5HTW

    W5HTW Ham Member QRZ Page

    Now, By God, you've done it! You have crossed the line! We can talk about code/no-code, Echolink/no radio, Extra Lite/medium/heavy, internet is/isn't ham radio, OFs versus YFs (you can figure out what you want that to mean) CW versus phone, CB versus ham, McDonald's versus Burger King, North versus South, illegal aliens headed north, illegal aliens headed south (for vacation) Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Communists, Socialists, Facists, chicken versus steak, and all sorts of other things.

    But FORDS? No way! Can't run down Fords! And most especially Ford trucks.

    You have done it, dude. You have insulted the masses. Mel Gibson is going to have to make a movie about you.

    Watch yourself! Your pergatory will be to be buried in a F-150.

    73 Or should I say 78, which means &quot;do not pick on Fords?&quot;

  7. W0AAV

    W0AAV Ham Member QRZ Page

    Here's a few acronyms for F.O.R.D.:

    Found On Roadside Dead
    F***** On Race Day
    F***** Old Rusty Dustbin
    Factory Ordered Road Disasters
    Flip Over, Read Directions
    Four Old Rusty Doors
    For Only Retarded Drivers
    Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
    For Off-Road Dead
    it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
    Found On Railroad Deserted
    Forget Out-Running Dale

    And here's a few backwards ones (D.R.O.F.):

    Driver Returns On Foot
    Dorks Ride On Fors
    Don't Ride Over Fifty

    For a few horror stories about Ford and it's customer service (I've never dealt with their customer service, but I have heard MANY bad things about it - some too horrible to repeat here) check out I found it really informative, not just a bunch of mudslinging.
    A few Ford jokes:
    Q: Why does Ford Suck?
    A: Because they are like buttholes, everyones got one, and they all stink.

    Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a Mustang?
    A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

    Q: What do you call a ford project car?
    A: Keeping it running.

    Q: Why did Ford put heaters in the bumpers of their new trucks?
    A: So the owners can keep their hands warm while pushing them home.

    Q: Why are the new Ford trucks more aerodynamic?
    A: So they save us gas when the Chevy tows them away.

    Q: How can they approve the new Ford truck?
    A: Put a Chevy engine in it.

    Q: Why is this country so far in debt?
    A: Because the President drives a Ford.

    Q: Why are the Ford dealers giving away a free German Shepard with every car sold?
    A: So the owner has someone to walk home with.

    Q: Why do the new F-150's have larger bumpers?
    A: It makes it easier on the tow trucks.

    This is your brain: CHEVY
    This is your brain, on drugs: FORD

    &quot;Ford Explorer = Ford Exploder.&quot;

    &quot;Have you outdriven a Ford lately?&quot;

    &quot;Have you driven over a Ford lately?&quot;

    &quot;Speed Kills.&quot; Drive a Ford... Live forever.

    &quot;Ford Escort (me to your local Chevy dealer).&quot;

    &quot;I could never keep a Ford under me... I was always under the Ford!&quot;

    &quot;Buy a Ford and buy the best!&quot; Yeah, drive the first mile and walk the rest!

    &quot;From the past 10 years, 90% of all Ford trucks are still on the road.&quot; The other 10% made it home.

    &quot;If Ford means First On Race Day, it's only because they're just now getting to the finish line from the last race day.&quot;

    The funny thing about people who say &quot;I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy&quot; is that they usually end up doing just that.

    This is why I spend the extra money to get a vehicle worth owning and that is a Chevy!
  8. KD4AMG

    KD4AMG Ham Member QRZ Page

    [​IMG] [​IMG] i got a question !!...according to YOUR &quot; all wise intelligence&quot; what SHOULD we all be driving ? Chevys, Dodges, Nissans, Toyotas, vw, subaru, which one should we all be YOUR infinite wisdom...please advise all of us who DO NOT know....please answer soon, so we can go buy one !! [​IMG]
  9. KG4ZQZ

    KG4ZQZ Ham Member QRZ Page

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (W5HTW @ Feb. 27 2004,19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">... chicken versus steak...[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    - why not the best of both worlds?

    chicken-fried steak!

  10. K8ERV

    K8ERV QRZ Member QRZ Page

    FDE: You forgot these:

    Fix Or Repair Daily

    On a quiet day you can hear a Ford rust.

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