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AmateurLogic 141

Discussion in 'Amateur Radio News' started by W5JDX, Mar 15, 2020.

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  1. W5JDX

    W5JDX Ham Member QRZ Page

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    AmateurLogic 141: The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020

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  2. W1YW

    W1YW Ham Member QRZ Page

    OK, if we are playing this for humor, here's my 'too sense'...

    "THESE TIMES CAN DRIVE A HAM TO DRINK!"

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  3. WN1MB

    WN1MB Ham Member QRZ Page

    Reduced fat chocolate milk is for sissies.
     
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  4. W1YW

    W1YW Ham Member QRZ Page

    My wife buys the stuff.

    ;-)
     
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  5. AK5CT

    AK5CT XML Subscriber QRZ Page

    Reduced Fat -- Comes from Skinny Cows, Right ?
     
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  6. AE7XG

    AE7XG Ham Member QRZ Page

    Don't know about you guys, but I was raised to hunt and fish. Did not carry TP around with me. Mother nature provides.
    Keep your paper, I'm fine.
     
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  7. KG5THG

    KG5THG Ham Member QRZ Page

    Our hiney's are clean!
     
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  8. W1YW

    W1YW Ham Member QRZ Page

    Check under those fingernails....
     
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  9. AE7XG

    AE7XG Ham Member QRZ Page

    twigs I use twigs. mother nature.LOL
     
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  10. AA1PR

    AA1PR Ham Member QRZ Page

    cleanest azzholes you will ever see
     
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  11. K8JHR

    K8JHR Ham Member QRZ Page

    ... Did not carry TP around with me. Mother nature provides.
    Keep your paper, I'm fine. ...
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    Just be CAREFUL what species leaves you are using ! I am deathly eeee-lergic to poison ivy. What you use matters !! ;-)

    As for low fat milk and hot cocoa - it seems like whole milk has around 3.2 percent fat - so 2% does not present much of an advantage. I would rather die from drinking whole fat milk products than from depression over drinking crappy hot cocoa !!! ;-)

    And, blaming the XYL is like management blaming secretaries for mistakes in their work product - As my Drill Sergeant used to say, "Man up and take charge of the program." ;-)

    So, man up - insist on real hot cocoa and whole mil chocolate milk, and ENJOY LIFE !!!

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    Disclaimer - Just MY take, ... and noting herein is intended as serious or even worthwhile, and I am wearing my Teflon (R) flameproof suit!)

    Anonymous (K8JHR)
     
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  12. KD7YVV

    KD7YVV Ham Member QRZ Page

    Since I have a lot of seniors around me, I do check in on them to see if they need anything from the store.
    I'm under 60, but a lot of the residents in my building are not, hence I do what little I can to help.
    While I am concerned for my family and my mother especially, I actually had to laugh at the headline
    "The Great Toilet Paper Famine Of 2020". I was speaking to my dad, and he jokingly asked if I had any toilet paper.
    Now, being my father's son, and inheriting his twisted sense of humor, I penned the following letter:

    Dear Dad,
    I am writing to fulfill your request for toilet paper.
    Being an obedient son, it was the least I could do.
    Enclosed please find 7 sheets, enough for one week.
    I'm sorry it is not 2-ply but this is the best I could do on such short notice.
    Here's hoping this lasts you through this National Emergency.

    PS: Mr. Whipple says: Please don't squeeze the Charmin"

    My father is 77, and with all the worry about current world events, I figured my dad could use a good laugh.
    Hmmm, maybe Sears could come back and start mailing those catalogs.....just right for the outhouse. :)

    Now, on a ham related subject (this IS QRZ after all....) I was listening to a net and one of the ham ops said that
    with everyone being off work and working from home etc. he now has more time to spend in the ham shack.
    Sounds good to me, but even though I like to rag chew etc. it will be interesting to see what happens to the bands
    now that more people are home. I hope to get an antenna up soon here at the new QTH so I can again do WAS.

    --KD7YVV
     
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  13. W7LJT

    W7LJT Premium Subscriber QRZ Page

    In the NW Dairygold sells an old fashioned chocolate milk. Made from whole milk. Quite good. Small glass at bedtime is good.
     
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  14. WN2C

    WN2C Ham Member QRZ Page

    I went to the supermarket this morning and there was no milk, chocolate or otherwise ecept for some vitamin, mineral enriched organically obtained milk for $5.69 per gallon.
    No I was not paying that price.
     
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  15. G3SEA

    G3SEA Ham Member QRZ Page

    Plenty of Food in the Markets so Folks must be eating all that Toilet Paper :cool:

    G3SEA/KH6
     
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