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Old 11-08-2009, 01:16 AM
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Just read a small article in the weekly magazine called "The Week". Apparently a 300 pound man bought some new underwear for him to take on vacation with his wife in Hawaii. He found the underwear (briefs) rubbed his genitals raw at the seam like sandpaper (his words). So, he sued the manufacturer of the underwear but the judge threw it out of court.

Here's the fun part. The judge asked him why he didn't inspect himself to ascertain the supposed damage to his privates. He said he can't see his own genitals cause he's too fat. The judge then asked well why didn't you ask your wife to inspect your genitals and his reply "That would have ruined her vacation".

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Old 11-08-2009, 01:30 AM
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So next time you see a naked fat man standing over a mirror, hoiding a camcorder with zoom lens, you will know why.

No questions asked.

He's just protecting his wife.

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Sorry I don't have any pictures.

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No, Thank You for not having any pictures. I have a visual on it.
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:01 AM
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Just read a small article in the weekly magazine called "The Week". Apparently a 300 pound man bought some new underwear for him to take on vacation with his wife in Hawaii. He found the underwear (briefs) rubbed his genitals raw at the seam like sandpaper (his words). So, he sued the manufacturer of the underwear but the judge threw it out of court.

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Evidence wouldn't stand up in court ?
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:08 AM
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Evidence wouldn't stand up in court ?

Could it have been a hung jury??
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:37 AM
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I've lost enough weight that now it wouldn't be a problem for me. Top Ramen isn't very fattening (or nourishing!)
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:44 AM
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Could've been worse if it made it to the penile system...

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Could've been worse if it made it to the penile system...

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Did he eat too much peanut butter?
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