SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine Press Release

Press Release:
SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine
Hicksburg, NY
April 1, 2015 – For Immediate Release

SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine is very excited to announce their combined April/December 2015 issue, which will be available to current subscribers later this year or whenever we feel like sending it out. This combined issue should allow SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine to preemptively catch up with future missed issues and provide customers with a valued and timely publication. Our customers are our greatest assets. SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine thanks all of you for your support through the endless abuse we have given you, our lack of communication, and the miscommunication meant to deceive you during these difficult times the past quarter century.

Editor Ima Loserman, WI6LIE said that this release “should be our biggest issue yet,” topping the scales at over 38 pages, and perhaps more if the Xerox Model 1 copier cannot be fixed to print two-sided paper.

Publisher Dick Less, WE2BS reported that advertisers are “flocking to the new issue and a corner has been turned.” Dick announced the most recent advertiser is an upcoming new ham radio company Szechuan Kung Pooh Electronics Ltd, which is introducing their latest radio the UTI-9000 which will be available for pre-ordering later this year. The first 100 hams to order the UTI-9000 will receive a free Kung Po Chicken dinner coupon redeemable at any local Chinese Carry-Out.

Also in this issue is an article by Harry Ballsack, WC1RAP about his 5 Band DXCC achievement using 5 watts QRP and an underground inverted V antenna. Ballsack notes that underground antennas provide an exceptional low noise floor so you can “really hear the weak ones.”

Mike Huckster, NO3DEE, reports on his evaluation of the warranty repair services of all the Chinese radio manufacturers. This one paragraph report provides detailed notes on the warranty repair services available from Bang Ding Owe, Ohsheet, Twofeng, Titscom, Weekidu, and Krapcom. With the recent flood of these low cost, low quality radios from China, hams will want to keep this report close by for future reference.

Our new awards manager, Al Ward, WA1WRD will be announcing our new WAZC award for working stations in each of the postal zip codes in the United States. Since this award is based on the Zip Code system created by the U.S. Postal Service, only QSL cards sent through the mail, with a stamp affixed and properly cancelled by the postal service, will be accepted for this easy to achieve award. More details will be provided in our latest issue and we do mean late.

Additionally SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine is gearing up for what is expected to be record-breaking demand for this print issues. Customer Serviceless Director Lois Hoocares, NB1TCH, reported they have enticed several hams to help with the printing and distribution of this issue by offering free Golden Spike buffet coupons and providing motorized scooters at work or at this year’s Dayton Hamvention ®.

As always, SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine is available all under our “buy-before-you-try” offer and comes with our “no-satisfaction, no-refund-guaranteed” policy. Please visit our website at https://www.facebook.com/SeeQMagazine and click the “Fleece Me Now” button to subscribe.
For subscribers who are unjustifiably upset about not getting print copies of SeeQ on time, we suggest subscribing to our digital edition. Just add another $10 to the print subscription price for the digital only edition. The digital edition will not be on time either, but we’re hoping to fool enough of you into thinking it arrives on time, every time, so you will send us your money. Digital subscriptions also have our exclusive “buy-before-you-try” and “no-satisfaction, no refund guarantee”. SeeQ is the only magazine in the ham radio business that guarantees you won’t be satisfied!

About SeeQ Ham Radio Magazine:

SeeQ Ham Radio (ISSN 007-MO-CRAP) is published twice a year or whenever we feel like it by SeeQ Miscommunications, Inc., 25 Broken Business Road, Hicksburg, NY, Telephone 555-SCR-EWU1. E-mail: seeqhamradio@gmail.com. Fax: BROKE. Email: Are you kidding? We’ll never get it because of our spam filter that filters out all complaints and refund requests. Any replies we send will surely be caught in your spam filter so you will never see them; so let’s face it, why bother with email? Web site: https://www.facebook.com/SeeQMagazine. Periodicals Postage sometimes paid at Hicksburg, NY and at additional mailing offices where we’ll blame the post office for not mailing the magazine on time. Subscription prices (all in Iraqi Dinars): Domestic- one year (two issues) $38.95, two years (three issues) $70.95, three years (four issues) $102.95; Canada/Mexico - Just send us your money, we won’t send a magazine: Foreign Air Post - Ha, like you’ll do anything if you don’t get your magazine. U.S. Government Agencies: Subscriptions to SeeQ might be available to agencies of the United States government including military services, only on a cash with order basis, and only if you have Obamacare coverage and your agency name begins with the letter Q. Requests for quotations, bids, contracts, etc. will be refused and will not be returned or processed because there is no one at the office to do anything with them and we just don’t care. Entire contents copyrighted 2015 by SeeQ Miscommunications, Inc. SeeQ does not assume responsibility for unsolicited manuscripts or anything else for that matter. Allow six years for change of address.

The names used in this press release are purely for entertainment and are not meant to have any resemblance to actual people living or dead, and if they do, it is purely coincidental. The purpose of this press release is only to make you laugh. If you don’t find it funny, let us know by posting a comment on our Facebook page so we can work harder at creating humor in the future.

 

A little sarcastic humor haha.

They even have a Facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/SeeQMagazine

 

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