I was in a Military Intelligence unit
Intelligence, as defined in the intelligence community, is information processed in such a way that the original source can not be identified. Very important that you don't burn your sources. This processing takes time.
Spam is meat processed in such a way that the original source can not be identified. (chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative )
Ergo, Military Intelligence is to timely accurate information as Spam is to Ham Steak
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