SAYINGS:... (old or new)

[KC9IUX]

Army: If it moves, salute it.
If it doesn't move, paint it.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

I've never been Military, but the one I heard was

If it moves,salute it
If it doesn't move, pick it up
If you can't pick it up, paint it.

Here's one I heard only a few years ago, "Feeding the Devil".

Never thought of it, never would think of doing it.

[K8ERV]

I've never been Military, but the one I heard was

If it moves,salute it
If it doesn't move, pick it up
If you can't pick it up, paint it.

That's probably more accurate. Been a long time since I was in the Army. I remember when they took away my arrows and
started issuing bullets. Never did figure out what to do with them.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[KJ4VOV]

That's probably more accurate. Been a long time since I was in the Army. I remember when they took away my arrows and
started issuing bullets. Never did figure out what to do with them.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

You young guys... always getting the good stuff and thinking you had it hard. When I was in they issued you a sling and you had to find your own rocks.

[K8ERV]

David, glad to know you found a big rock.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[W5BIB]

David, glad to know you found a big rock.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

You guys trying to say, "The Army rocks?"..or, "THE ARMY ROCKS?" He's been around so long he remembers Custer's ''First' stand!!!

[KJ4VOV]

You guys trying to say, "The Army rocks?"..or, "THE ARMY ROCKS?" He's been around so long he remembers Custer's ''First' stand!!!

Yep... Remember it well! They made a pretty good frozen custard there, until Georgie took into his fool head to join the Army.

[W5BIB]

When you were real young;... "sticks and stones may break my bones but, words can never harm me" or how about; "liar liar pants on fire" !?

[K8ERV]

Gee, no one has come up with "you want fries with that?".

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[N1MLF]

On stupidity:
--One tree shy of a hammock--
--Numb as a hake--
--A few fries shy of a happy meal--
--Hold my beer & watch this--
--If he had a brain he'd probably take it out & play with it--

On old folks:
--When he was young the Dead Sea was just getting sick--
--He's older than dirt--
--He came over on the Ark--
--He went fishin' with Moses--

On young folk:
--He's still wet behind the ears--
--You're the oldest so you should have known better--
--He still gets tucked in at night--
--He's still tied to the apron strings--

Misc:
--Money isn't everything but it's way ahead of whatever holds second place--
--Every journey starts with one small step... but so does a fall down a flight of stairs--
--Did your mother send you here just to pizz me off--
--Never kick a steaming turd--
--If you're going to stir the pot make sure you have a good grip on the handle--

This thread brought back a bunch of memories..
Thanx all & 73..JW

[KD0CAC]

Minds are like parachutes - they function when open .

When FREEDOM is outlawed , only OUTLAWS will be free .

Others have said , " ignorance is bliss " , I say , what do you do when your no longer ignorant - I work much harder to be blissful .

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