another scamer very funny
There was a scammer who has tried to scam me on some parts and I have run him around for some time. I think you will get a laugh out of this. Here is the final email I sent him today.
Berry-Berry-Berry, I donít know were to start so we can begin with your total lack of understanding of the English language and culture. Donít quit your day job . ( translation) As a scammer you are terrible and would be best to find a another line of work.
1- The item you are selling never existed.
2- Send a picture? ( I had told you I was BLIND crippled and crazy) Why would I want a picture?
3-I take it you donít know anything about music. The mtcn number is the most famous phone number in the world from a song by Tommy Tutone 8765309 402 Jenny you just donít get it!
4-I want to go postal on you. Translation ( I want to shoot you repeatedly)
5- I hope you get 20 years. Translation ( A common reference meaning you should go to prison for 20 years)
6-If you had looked up my address you would have found out it was a vacant lot. I looked up yours and you are not a surgeon in London and they know nothing of a Berry Smith. Isnít the internet grand!
7-I hope you get it soon, Translation( I hope you go to prison or are killed in a most pain full way!)
8- I mentioned in the e-mails. You get what you deserve . Translation ( trying to scam a dying man who is blind nearly deaf with no legs and only one arm. You deserve to rot in hell!)
9 My name Joe kisonya Translation ( The joke is on you!) VERRY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 The happy holiday on the last Thursday in November is Thanks Giving, not Ground Hogs Day.
I hope you enjoyed the several trips down to Western Union. Donít feel so bad. I am sure you did not look nearly as foolish as you are.
The good news is I am sure your friend who died was miss diagnosed and is now alive. As for me My legs and arm grew back my eye sight returned and my hearing is good. I know you prayed for me so if the scam profession does not work out. You might want to conceder faith healing!
Just a thought when you request someone to send you a copy of a document it is called a scanned document not a scam document. Berry you have been a great source of amusement and when someone mentions the Name berry we will laugh at you. Have a short pain full life.
sincerely Joe Kisonya
I think you can fill in the details of what was sent back and forth.I did not post all emails due to length Have a great Thanks Giving.
I guess you had to be there...
Wow, i got an email very very similar! some wanted me to wire money to a person so he could wire 18.5 million dollars into my account.So he could wire to a bank in the USA. plus i won the Mexican lottery many times x)
Last edited by KJ4CCH; 11-26-2010 at 06:52 PM.
I LIKE AIRPLANES
when these scams started I thought these guys would get smarter.
Man, that was a stupid thought...
"America's quiet warriors are the legion of ham radio operators, 700,000 of them, who are always at ready for backup duty in emergencies Ė amateur, unpaid, uncelebrated, civilian radio operators, during and after floods and fires and tornadoes. After the 9/11 attacks, hams were indispensable in reuniting friends and families. Most recently it was they who expedited the search for debris after the Columbia Explosion , and right now, at this moment, they are involved in homeland security to a greater degree than you would want me to make public."
ó Paul Harvey News and Comment, ABC Radio, March 19, 2003
Hey, scanners need love too----
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
As long as they are scanning a picture of VANNA!!
Originally Posted by K8ERV