another scamer very funny

[KA9UCN]

There was a scammer who has tried to scam me on some parts and I have run him around for some time. I think you will get a laugh out of this. Here is the final email I sent him today.

Berry-Berry-Berry, I don’t know were to start so we can begin with your total lack of understanding of the English language and culture. Don’t quit your day job . ( translation) As a scammer you are terrible and would be best to find a another line of work.

1- The item you are selling never existed.
2- Send a picture? ( I had told you I was BLIND crippled and crazy) Why would I want a picture?
3-I take it you don’t know anything about music. The mtcn number is the most famous phone number in the world from a song by Tommy Tutone 8765309 402 Jenny you just don’t get it!
4-I want to go postal on you. Translation ( I want to shoot you repeatedly)
5- I hope you get 20 years. Translation ( A common reference meaning you should go to prison for 20 years)
6-If you had looked up my address you would have found out it was a vacant lot. I looked up yours and you are not a surgeon in London and they know nothing of a Berry Smith. Isn’t the internet grand!
7-I hope you get it soon, Translation( I hope you go to prison or are killed in a most pain full way!)
8- I mentioned in the e-mails. You get what you deserve . Translation ( trying to scam a dying man who is blind nearly deaf with no legs and only one arm. You deserve to rot in hell!)
9 My name Joe kisonya Translation ( The joke is on you!) VERRY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 The happy holiday on the last Thursday in November is Thanks Giving, not Ground Hogs Day.

I hope you enjoyed the several trips down to Western Union. Don’t feel so bad. I am sure you did not look nearly as foolish as you are.

The good news is I am sure your friend who died was miss diagnosed and is now alive. As for me My legs and arm grew back my eye sight returned and my hearing is good. I know you prayed for me so if the scam profession does not work out. You might want to conceder faith healing!

Just a thought when you request someone to send you a copy of a document it is called a scanned document not a scam document. Berry you have been a great source of amusement and when someone mentions the Name berry we will laugh at you. Have a short pain full life.

sincerely Joe Kisonya



I think you can fill in the details of what was sent back and forth.I did not post all emails due to length Have a great Thanks Giving.

[N5MDT]

I guess you had to be there...

[XU7ADQ]

Life is never boring, when you can fill the free time with stringing along a scammer.
It never ceases to amaze me how many simple mistakes they make.
If I had no scruples, I could get VERY rich at this game, just by spending a little more time actually researching what the item is, and PRE-checking the internet to back-up to their outlandish claims.

Guess I'm just destined to have to work for a living

[KJ4CCH]

Wow, i got an email very very similar! some wanted me to wire money to a person so he could wire 18.5 million dollars into my account.So he could wire to a bank in the USA. plus i won the Mexican lottery many times x)

[K9ASE]

too funny!

[N0WYO]

when these scams started I thought these guys would get smarter.


Man, that was a stupid thought...

[K8ERV]

Hey, scanners need love too----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[N1JBS]

Hey, scanners need love too----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

As long as they are scanning a picture of VANNA!!