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  1. #1
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    Default Mad Wife again!

    We were packing for the TKGVG Trip when I looked for some shirts to bring. Almost EVERY shirt was trashed!

    She does the Laundry once a week, and being very poor sighted, never checks to see what is in the load.

    Do you know what happens to White T-Shirts when they are washed with Dark socks that have never been washed?

    Yep, the T-Shirts aren't white anymore. Nor are the underwear or any other light colored clothes.

    They all look like they are TIE DYED. Various colors of brown, pink and other colors as more colored clothes are washed with whites. She refuses to do 2 loads. Whites with coloreds. Thats it!

    I wear these T-shirts to work, and folks say I look like a Homeless TRAMP!

    Also, the Washer or Dryer has some mechanism that chews HOLES in all the clothes. All the shirts look like they have been blasted with a Shotgun.

    I am Scared to have her wash a GOOD shirt anymore.

    She gets so CRABBY when I complain about it.

    "THEN WASH YOUR OWN @#$%$#@@ CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!"

    I am not going in there, especially at night.

    Right next to the Washer was a Black Widow web of enormous proportions.
    That must be the MONSTER Black Widow of them all!!!! I didn't see it yesterday during the day, but at night, it will be out looking for an unsuspecting person to walk into it and be DEVOURED!!!!!!!

    The wife isn't concerned about Spiders. She WILL be concerned when she gets EATEN!!!!

    So it does no good to buy new clothes. After the first wash, they are just as stained, tattered and trashed as a 40 year old RAG!

    NO, I am not going to the Coin laundry or do it myself! There has to be SOMETHING she is capable of doing right!

    I am worried about the Turkey today. Can she cook it? It's not Rocket Science! But I am glad JACK IN THE BOX is open incase she botches that!
    Last edited by WA6MHZ; 11-26-2009 at 04:46 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WA6MHZ View Post
    We were packing for the TKGVG Trip when I looked for some shirts to bring. Almost EVERY shirt was trashed!

    She does the Laundry once a week, and being very poor sighted, never checks to see what is in the load.

    Do you know what happens to White T-Shirts when they are washed with Dark socks that have never been washed?

    Yep, the T-Shirts aren't white anymore. Nor are the underwear or any other light colored clothes.

    They all look like they are TIE DYED. Various colors of brown, pink and other colors as more colored clothes are washed with whites. She refuses to do 2 loads. Whites with coloreds. Thats it!

    I wear these T-shirts to work, and folks say I look like a Homeless TRAMP!

    Also, the Washer or Dryer has some mechanism that chews HOLES in all the clothes. All the shirts look like they have been blasted with a Shotgun.

    I am Scared to have her wash a GOOD shirt anymore.

    She gets so CRABBY when I complain about it.

    "THEN WASH YOUR OWN @#$%$#@@ CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!"

    I am not going in there, especially at night.

    Right next to the Washer was a Black Widow web of enormous proportions.
    That must be the MONSTER Black Widow of them all!!!! I didn't see it yesterday during the day, but at night, it will be out looking for an unsuspecting person to walk into it and be DEVOURED!!!!!!!

    The wife isn't concerned about Spiders. She WILL be concerned when she gets EATEN!!!!

    So it does no good to buy new clothes. After the first wash, they are just as stained, tattered and trashed as a 40 year old RAG!

    NO, I am not going to the Coin laundry or do it myself! There has to be SOMETHING she is capable of doing right!

    I am worried about the Turkey today. Can she cook it? It's not Rocket Science! But I am glad JACK IN THE BOX is open incase she botches that!
    I hate that when it happens.
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    Pat, Go in there and set down the law. You are the head of that house and she must do as you say. Be a man and stand up to her.
    After all is said. And they find your tie dyed body.
    Can I have your radios after she kills you
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    She gave you the solution. Do your own clothes, and you will have nothing to gripe about...
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    I'll occasionally do the laundry, when my wife is not home for the day. Mostly by sorting the colors. When she gets home, and finds out what I have been up to, she cringes, then smiles, and says, "Thank you dear". She then walks into the laundry room, and closes the door. The kids slowly move away from that part of the house, and find something else to keep them busy and out of sight. Most of the time she'll even speak to me a few hours later!

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    Trade her in on a newer model ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by K8EEI View Post
    Trade her in on a newer model ...
    Good idea, BUT, with the economy in the shape it is, do you think he will get a decent trade-in?

    Now, if he could work a few cases of ramen noodles, you know as a "rebate"...... Just trying to help here Pat....
    Last edited by WA4TM; 11-26-2009 at 05:36 PM.

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    My wife seems to be color blind when it comes to my clothes too. I don’t particularly care to wear pink or blue undies.

    I do my own now.

    She would always toss my underwear in with the towels. This puts little lint balls all over them and I don’t like that.

    She’s PO’ed at me just now because I cracked open a beer. You’d think it was a crime or something. I’m cooking the feast here and its darn hard work.

    I’ve been going pretty steady since 6 am and I feel I deserve a break.

    Who ever said you can’t have an adult malt beverage before noon anyway?
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    Default Use two laundry hampers

    ... or whatever.

    Put the white stuff in one of 'em.

    And yeah, I've seen a mad Chinese (near) wife. My brother cancelled the wedding after she almost killed him with a stone ashtray.

    Cortland
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    Wash?

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