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    Reward Offered:

    A reward of 5000 bits is offered for data leading to the lightning arrest of this desperate criminal: Hop-a-long Capacity.

    This unrectified criminal dissipated (discharged himself) from a Western prism where he was held in soliton confinement in a primary cell, clamped in ions awaiting the quartz decision between the gauss chamber or death by lethal induction. He tunneled through the schottky barrier and punched-through an insulated gate, thus avoiding the mesa's guard ring. He then beta swift retreat in a stolon alpha. His last meal was to have been erg and pawn curie .

    He was charged with the interference, impedance and induction of an 18 turn air-core bobbin, n-sine Millie Henry who was found choked, gapped and robbed of valuable joules, which really erged her and caused her brother Mike O. Henry to re-coil concerned that she had lost phase. Though still fit for continuous duty the attendants opted to carrier away on a liter (her CO2 had centiliter). She exhibited reluctance to being shunted away like an invalid, crying "I'm not dyne" Though later she emitted "It really Hertz." Capacity had even stooped to peltier with rocks.

    Hop-a-long, who said he couldn't resistor, is armed with a carbon rod heater, has high mobility and is a potential killer.

    The cholesteric Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor open-loop over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let a band-pass. Use cation if encountered, he has the capacitance to offer series resistance. If beta captured tie with a phase lock loop, conduct him to the nearest secondary cell and transmitter wire to the police.

    The localized force, officers Newton and Slug, were catalyzed and spent the night probing for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They report nothing positive and believe he has returned ohm via an unintended ground loop path. They are anxious to run him to ground so he can be passivated and recharged with nu crimes. Please contact them with feedback no matter watt-hour, especially if you hear shot noise.

    A native of PN Junction, Hop-a-long will often on a faraday ride a cyclotron or rho an arc with his short girl friend Eddie Current who plays a harmonic. He drives with a heavy photon the accelerator. He may flyback to his ohm town.
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    Which goes to prove what we already know.
    LSD is a very dangerous mind altering drug!!
    "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive."
    -Otto Watt Sept. 5 1925

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    Somehow this reminds me of another story, the romantic tale of Mike Farad and Millie Amp. Ah, but that won't fit on this forum

    Ed
    Ed, CHOP, W5HTW - Novice 1956, General, 1957, Advanced, 1968, Extra, 1969. Keep the amateur in amateur radio, keep the pros, and Part 90, out of it.

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    Cool

    Hhaahahah thats is pretty good , wow amazing how it was done, reminds me when someoe did one tht was perverted form.
    Lifes short, dont worry bout the small stuff, let cops have it, do my thing go mad attack life. Ham Animal.

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    When caught, he deserves to be strung up by his coulomb's
    73

    Ren W3BNY

    I'm a furry...so what I say doesn't count!
    (http://w3bny.blogspot.com/)

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    I am stuck on

    Space Charge---- A large quantity of negative electrons an electric field that surrounds the cathode

    And the

    Thermionic Emission--Emission of electrons from the heater filament

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    Quote Originally Posted by W5HTW View Post
    Somehow this reminds me of another story, the romantic tale of Mike Farad and Millie Amp. Ah, but that won't fit on this forum

    Ed
    I think those two split up and Mike ended up marrying Femto. At least she now has the same last name. Mike usually keeps her at apartment C1 in her crystal palace. He remains stationed outside helping to regulate her daily routines. He is aware of her e-motional capacitance properties.

    Mike still sees Milli on the side. He only allows her to go so far with him and then, well... Sometimes she goes too far and his shorts make him not viable any longer and needs to be replaced. Milli had been practicing tantalum sections of the circuit with Mike and let's just say they know what to do with a cold 807.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KB0YYO View Post
    Reward Offered:

    A reward of 5000 bits is offered for data leading to the lightning arrest of this desperate criminal: Hop-a-long Capacity.

    This unrectified criminal dissipated (discharged himself) from a Western prism where he was held in soliton confinement in a primary cell, clamped in ions awaiting the quartz decision between the gauss chamber or death by lethal induction. He tunneled through the schottky barrier and punched-through an insulated gate, thus avoiding the mesa's guard ring. He then beta swift retreat in a stolon alpha. His last meal was to have been erg and pawn curie .

    He was charged with the interference, impedance and induction of an 18 turn air-core bobbin, n-sine Millie Henry who was found choked, gapped and robbed of valuable joules, which really erged her and caused her brother Mike O. Henry to re-coil concerned that she had lost phase. Though still fit for continuous duty the attendants opted to carrier away on a liter (her CO2 had centiliter). She exhibited reluctance to being shunted away like an invalid, crying "I'm not dyne" Though later she emitted "It really Hertz." Capacity had even stooped to peltier with rocks.

    Hop-a-long, who said he couldn't resistor, is armed with a carbon rod heater, has high mobility and is a potential killer.

    The cholesteric Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor open-loop over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let a band-pass. Use cation if encountered, he has the capacitance to offer series resistance. If beta captured tie with a phase lock loop, conduct him to the nearest secondary cell and transmitter wire to the police.

    The localized force, officers Newton and Slug, were catalyzed and spent the night probing for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They report nothing positive and believe he has returned ohm via an unintended ground loop path. They are anxious to run him to ground so he can be passivated and recharged with nu crimes. Please contact them with feedback no matter watt-hour, especially if you hear shot noise.

    A native of PN Junction, Hop-a-long will often on a faraday ride a cyclotron or rho an arc with his short girl friend Eddie Current who plays a harmonic. He drives with a heavy photon the accelerator. He may flyback to his ohm town.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!
    Best and cleverest story I heard for a LOOOng time
    Thanks
    You made my day
    73s
    Alex

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    You know the difference between a crystal and an elephant?

    A crystal usually comes in quartz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N9XR View Post
    You know the difference between a crystal and an elephant?

    A crystal usually comes in quartz.
    What's the biggest draw-back in the jungle?
    An elephant's f..eskin

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