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 118 Things you should NEVER say to a cop.
This is both fun and educational I'd never thought of this stuff.
http://www.4to40.com/fastforward/index.asp?id=471
Last edited by AC4BB; 10-11-2009 at 06:49 AM.
Bryan, AC4BB
Scio me nihil Scire: Socrates
Psm:109:8
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119. "But ossifer, there couldn't've been any drinken druving...we're all in the beat sack singing!"
Reminds me of the time that I accompanied a 'YL of interest' from one club to another --a C&W joint on the outskirts of town. We go in her car.
To make a long story short, I end up stranded there, but after hearing my plight, these guys generously offer to give me a ride back to my car. We're no sooner out of the parking lot into highway traffic, than we get pulled over.
Guys I'm with in the back seat are frantically removing wads of cash from their pockets, stashing it into the seating.
Cops interview all occupants, and after arresting the driver, the only 'subject' deemed fit to get behind the wheel and drive on --is yours truly.
True story.
Last edited by W9JEF; 10-11-2009 at 02:10 PM.
Reason: For inclaired creasity.
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Average minds speak of events
Great minds discuss ideas
--Eleanor Roosevelt
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and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance
is just as good as your knowledge.'"
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Jim, W9JEF
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120. "So, when are they going to let you into the real Police force?"
Rich, one of QRZ's elite corps of Pun Piranhas
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Better yet, what you should say to the cops.
http://www.flexyourrights.org/
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121. Have you seen a recent naked picture of your wife? 
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 Originally Posted by K8EEI
When he asks if you have been drinking , say " why? is there a fat girl in my back seat ?"
Better yet, "I must have because there is a fat girl in the back of my seat!"
Originally Posted by W5INC
121. Have you seen a recent naked picture of your wife?
If he answers, "No!", then you come back with "Would you like one?"
Rich, one of QRZ's elite corps of Pun Piranhas
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hold my beer and watch this!
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 Just for the Zedizens
123. What's with all of the Whacker lights on your car?
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124. You need two cops to do the "good cop bad cop" thing. With one it's just annoying.
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