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 I am now LICENSED!
Yes, just a few minutes ago, I passed the grueling test and won full certification to COOK HAMBURGERS!! The course was tough, 2 hours of very technical food prep theory, such as what temp to cook different foods at, how to do this and that, and keep cockroaches out of the food.
The most important thing learned is that we are supposed to WASH OUR HANDS after using the Poot Poot seat.
OH, Don't chop salad on the same cutting board you just prepared raw chicken on.
So many things to learn, so little brain space to put it all
But the test was really hard, as we didn't have ONLINE Practice tests, Test question downloads or even use of our notes during the test.
Consequently, I BLEW 2 questions! RATS!!!!
If ONLY I could have Crammed for it.
But that's OK, I could miss 10 of the 35 before I flunked.
I was issued a certifcate that allows me now to get a Job at Taco Bell, Jack n the box or Del Taco. Maybe even IN&OUT! Atleast I would eat good there.
So the test was harder than the Extra, but still passable! Hard remembering all those tricky answers I had just heard a few hours earlier, PHEW!!!
I didn't even remember the teachers name!
Wonder if Del Taco is Hiring? I got the license!
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No pickles, please. 
Rotate your tires
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Let us know when you can clean and fillet a salmon without cutting your fingers off!!
"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive."
-Otto Watt Sept. 5 1925
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 Originally Posted by WA6MHZ
Yes, just a few minutes ago, I passed the grueling test and won full certification to COOK HAMBURGERS!!
Why do they call them hamburgers?
Are they made out of ground up hams???
The course was tough, 2 hours of very technical food prep theory, such as what temp to cook different foods at, how to do this and that, and keep cockroaches out of the food.
Why??? Cockroaches (even the California ones) don't eat that much.
But the test was really hard, as we didn't have ONLINE Practice tests, Test question downloads or even use of our notes during the test.
Consequently, I BLEW 2 questions! RATS!!!!
If ONLY I could have Crammed for it.
But that's OK, I could miss 10 of the 35 before I flunked.
Q. What do they call the medical student whose final grade standing ranks last in his class?
A. "Doctor."
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Average minds speak of events
Great minds discuss ideas
--Eleanor Roosevelt
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"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political
and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance
is just as good as your knowledge.'"
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Jim, W9JEF
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Originally Posted by VE7DCW
Congratulations on making it to general.....chef...
Only questions now is how does the black 1993 Town car fit in here...and were you attacked by the black widows while cooking?
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Now he is certified to fire up the car as a grill and incinerate the black widows.
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 June 27/28
Now you a ready to cook for Field Day.
God Bless America and her Troops.
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Sounds like he is getting ready to tell his current boss where to go.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
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Originally Posted by KA8RAW
Sounds like he is getting ready to tell his current boss where to go.
Me thinks it's going to be the other way around.
*Pat ends up at a high-class restaurant and visits a table of customers ready to order*
"Good evening. My name is Pat and I am the chef for the evening. Tonight's special is delicately braised beef medallions served with a Top Ramen garnish..."
Last edited by WF7A; 06-23-2009 at 02:54 PM.
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