I didn't even make it through the 'A's on the filth list.....
(AOAC 975.51) Average of mold count is 12% or more
(AOAC 945.76) Average of 4 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of apple butter
(AOAC 945.76) Average of 5 or more whole or equivalent insects (not counting mites, aphids, thrips, or scale insects) per 100 grams of apple butter
Not counting mites, aphids, thrips (what's a thrip?) or scale insects? That's disgusting!
No more apple butter for me. I don't even know if I want to read the rest of the list.
"The best number is 73. Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror (37) is the 12th and its mirror (21) is the product of multiplying, 7 and 3. ... In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001 which backwards is 1001001."
-Dr. Sheldon Cooper, (Jim Parsons), "Big Bang Theory"
"Just to invite your attention to "73" in Morse code--also a palindrome."