Considering how popular IC-706's, FT100's, IC-746's, FT-817's and many other HF+VHF multimode rigs are (and these all cover 2 meters, and all work CW), it should be pretty easy to start a 2 meter CW net. It's likely that 100 hams within 25 miles of you could get on 2 meter CW if they had any reason or desire to.
You might even get an announcement going on the Mt. Beacon repeater and other venues to promote the CW net. Repeater owners/operators almost always allow fellow hams to make amateur-radio related announcements, and often will make digital recordings of those, so they can run periodically.
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