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    Default 75 Meters

    Application To Join a 75 Meter Net

    Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)
    Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed
    Spouse's Name: __________________________
    Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet
    Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___
    Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
    ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
    Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
    Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_
    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest
    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
    How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A
    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
    How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know



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    Look's more like an application for citizenship in the great state of Mississippi.

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    ...readies bowl of popcorn in anticipation of the phun...
    The AR15/M16 - Irritating practically everyone since 1960...

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    Quote Originally Posted by N5PAR View Post
    Look's more like an application for citizenship in the great state of Mississippi.
    I think I saw almost the same thing up in MAINE back in the woods


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    Quote Originally Posted by WB3JLA View Post
    I think I saw almost the same thing up in MAINE back in the woods

    Ok, I don't care how it looks, that's got to be a great weekend cabin !
    I believe every problem has a solution.
    Hence, if there's no solution, there's no problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VE2NSM View Post
    Ok, I don't care how it looks, that's got to be a great weekend cabin !
    Only 1 thing missing from that picture:


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    Quote Originally Posted by VE2NSM View Post
    Ok, I don't care how it looks, that's got to be a great weekend cabin !

    You could stand on the porch and write your name in the snow

    Even use someone elses hand writting if you get my drift

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    Quote Originally Posted by N8YX View Post
    ...readies bowl of popcorn in anticipation of the phun...
    i predict some lulz with this thread
    Owner of the W2IBC 147.435 Repeater Anderson,Indiana Echolink W2IBC-R Node# 699227

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    Quote Originally Posted by WZ9O View Post


    This was the only part of the application I found disturbing. I think those smilies were meant to indicate this was a joke. Sadly, it's not. And that's a big 10-4.

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    75 meter net control central

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    73, Steve
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    41 years in Amateur Radio

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