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 Question Of The Day #3
I have been avidly waiting for Greg's sequel thread to the previous 2. Since it appears that none was forthcoming, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
73 de Bob - AB8MA
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I don't know. Ask Greg 
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The answers are easy....
 Originally Posted by ab8ma
I have been avidly waiting for Greg's sequel thread to the previous 2. Since it appears that none was forthcoming, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
They decided to hang around to see how their kids turn out.
Originally Posted by ab8ma
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
In an attempt to squeeze just a little more life from it. Kinda like the tube of tooth paste.
Originally Posted by ab8ma
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
It is called "pileing on" or "adding insult to unjury", "kicking one when they are down", also "when it rains it pours". You see bankers are pretty calm non-aggressive people. They get to take out their frustration only on those that they have total control over, namely those people that have accounts in their bank.
Originally Posted by ab8ma
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Simple, you can test the wet paint charge, but counting four billion stars? How could you tell if you counted the same one twice or missed one? When the sun rises, you would have to start all over. Then, if you go to the southern hemisphere, they got some down there that you cannot see from up here... Much easier to prove the wet paint theory wrong (or right).
Originally Posted by ab8ma
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Easy one. He shaves it off...
Originally Posted by ab8ma
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Easiest one... Ever been hit by a revolver? Those things can really hurt, even give you a nasty bruise or a concussion. I don't blame him, I would duck too.
"A man who has not mastered his temper, will find a quarrel anywhere" ~ unknown
TEA= Taxed Enough Already
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Good questions by ab8ma along with good answers by n5npo.
My question is,what will be greg's answer to these questions?
Any ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by kb9ofm; 01-05-2009 at 06:40 PM.
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 This is not as much fun as bashing KWW!!!
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73 de Bob - AB8MA
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Originally Posted by ab8ma
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
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Originally Posted by K8ERV
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
PERFECT!!!!!
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Originally Posted by ab8ma
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Because not all have.
Evolved???
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Originally Posted by K8ERV
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
Any slower they'd be going in reverse. I'm not so sure they're not already.
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