Favorite movie quotes
What are some (or all) of your favorite movie quotes or short dialogues.
These can be either from TV or the Big Screen.
Include the films name, year if known, and the actors or characters name.
The Maltese Falcon - 1941
Detective Polhaus: (picks up the falcon) what is this anyway?
Sam Spade: That's the stuff dreams are made of.
My Cousin Vinny - Yeah. You blend.
Cool Hand Luke. - Now, what we have here, is failure to communicate. He wants it, he gets it.
Little big man - pretty much every line
The Outlaw Josey Wales - ditto
An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head. Eric Hoffer
Any religion that endorses violence is incapable of delivering spiritual enlightenment. Pat Condell
your failure to comprehend does not compel me to explain.
Wise people talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
Expect to get half of what you earn, a quarter of what is your due, and none of what you have lent, and you will be near the mark.
Little big man - Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn't.
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Who is more foolish, the fool or those that follow him? Obwan - Original Star Wars.
US Army Retired and damn Proud of it.
"I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. " A Few Good Men
Was it "Rio Bravo?" John Wayne and a few others were on one side of a river and a huge band of angry Indians, or maybe Mexicans, were on the other side, about to cross and wipe them out. Wayne growled, "Anybody here know how to pray?"
And some old bald-headed guy in his party bowed his head and said, "Oh Lord, we thank thee for what we are about to receive."
Saturday the 14th (1981)
Television Announcer: George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive -
John: Billy, will you turn that thing off?
Billy: I did turn it off.
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2001: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? (Hal the Robot)
NCIS: One of the team just leaves the autopsy room where a grisly body is being carved up. "Is there any way you can "unsee" something?"
Star Trek, the Original 60s series: Bones and Scotty just beamed themselves down to a new planet. Bones says, "Just once, I'd like to say, 'Behold, I am Gabriel the Archangel."
Star Trek: The Voyage Home: Many great lines, but my favorites:
Spock, when asked if he want to change his mind. "Is there something wrong with the one I've got?"
Scotty, to Bones in Dr. Nichols' office: "How do we know he didn't invent the thing?"
Joy Luck Club: Waverly's boyfriend asks her why her mother never mentioned their upcoming wedding.
"She'd rather get rectal cancer."
Also, from Joy Luck Club: Anything the kids say. They were all BRILLIANT.
"A republic, if you can keep it."
90% of the movie 'Airplane'
"Ham Radio does not abide by the 'Right Tool for the Job' rule. Quite the contrary.
It often gets the job done with things you wouldnt normally recognize as tools."
Dr. Strange Love - "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
Blazing Saddles - Oh, so, so many classic lines... Totally non-PC, couldn't make a film like that today. Can't even mention many of the lines here!
The John Hughes filmes from the 80's - "Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
These are my opinions and only my opinions, unless you share them as well, which would make them our opinions, but I am not of the opinion that I can express your opinion as my opinion without your prior expression of said opinion, and then my re-utterance of that opinion would, in my opinion, be foolish unless I were expressing agreement to your opinion, and then it wouldn't be my opinion but your opinion to which I only agree.