We all know one, the guy who asks for a signal report and when he gets a bad report, he has to give you a long drawn out explanation of why he's weak. Sometimes you tell them "I just can't hear you" and they go on with a long transmission anyway that you can't really hear. The other guy we all know is the one who has to be the loudest on the frequency. If you tell him another station's signal is better he has to fiddle with things and ask "What about now?" Sometimes you can see him cranking up his power to full illegal limit so he can be loudest. I often think a big signal report is the equivalent of men measuring their man bits to see who's King Kong. How tied are you to signal reports on your station? If someone tells you they can't hear you, do you just say "73 and maybe next time", or do you feel compelled to explain?