The NEW Swifty Thread

Discussion in 'ex-Rag Chew Central' started by W9JEF, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. W9JEF

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    "I have the Book of Corinthians on my ipad, and it says that wives should submit to their husbands," said Tom, appaullingly.
     
  2. WF7A

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    “The Iranian's atomic tests were really something!” said Tom glowingly.
     
  3. KL7AJ

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    "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related.
     
  4. K7RQ

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    "My doctor says I need gall bladder surgery," said Tom stonily.
     
  5. KB1NXE

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    This thread will have it's ups and downs, said Tom Prickly.
     
  6. KL7AJ

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    "I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.
     
  7. WN6U

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    "I am quite well endowed", said Tom, jockularly.:)
     
  8. KJ4VTH

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    "Not so fast!" he slurred ever so swiftly?
     
  9. WF7A

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    "I'm lucky I have such a strong stroke else the Titanic would've sucked me down," said Tom swimmingly.
     
  10. AB8MA

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    "Thanks for the radio", said Tom, with a short wave.
     
  11. WA4BRL

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    My vote for the best entry from the 2010 New Tom Swifty thread, from W9JEF:

    "I need only Nevada to complete my W.A.S." said Tom, enviously.

    HAW!
     
  12. WN6U

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    "OW! I nit ny nung", said Tom, tongue in cheek.

    "Mark mark", barked Tom's hair-lip dog.
     
  13. KJ6LFD

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    No, Officer, I don't know how fast I was going, but I DO know where I am, said Werner Heisenberg uncertainly.
     
  14. W9JEF

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    How will I ever top that one???

    How about...

    "The only nine-area states I've been able to work, are Illinois and Indiana," said Tom, WIStfully
     
  15. KJ4VTH

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    Destination: Portland, a for Oregon conclusion.
     
  16. W9JEF

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    "I Tasered the preacher," said Tom, IRreverendly.
     
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  17. NY3V

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    "You are an ugly trollop young lady ! " remarked Tom Diss_missively
     
  18. NY3V

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    "I am no longer afraid of bullies!" bragged Tom grew-some-ly
     
  19. WA4BRL

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    "Even though I just received this QSL for my 100th entity, I no longer get thrilled over such things" Tom said DXcitedly
     
  20. K7RQ

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    ''I'm late arriving because I fell down the stairs," Tom said lamely.
     
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