Discussion in 'ex-Rag Chew Central' started by WB8MKV, Aug 1, 2013.
Saw one today that read : we kept the dogs to save our marriage
Spotted a Greenpeace bumper sticker on the back of a Cadillac Escalade on the 10 freeway in Santa Monica about 8 or 9 years ago, almost crashed from laughing too hard.
"I hate bumper stickers" is one I'd put on my car, but I don't have any bumper stickers cuz, well...
I saw one last month that read: (censored of course)
"Oh yeah? says who?"
Saw one on a car from a reservation: "Custer had it coming."
Seen on the back of a radiator shop pickup truck.
"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak!"
Perhaps the most pathetic message I have ever seen on the back of an automobile was one in late May (near graduation) which was scrawled on the rear window, it said:
"Ed White High School, Senors Rule"
Hardly fitting for a school named for the first astronaut to walk in space.
On the way to work one morning I came to a stop behind several cars at a red light. The vehicle directly in front of me had a bumper sticker that read:
"Women make great leaders, you're following one now."
The light turned green and everyone in front proceeded through the light except for the "leader" in front of me, she was too busy combing her hair and putting on make up.
Despite the blaring horns behind me I thought the situation was so humorous that I waited to see what see would do.
Yep, she realized too late that the light was green and moved forward just in tine to catch the next red light.
I HAD one that said "The one who dies with the most RADIOS WINS" but it got old, faded and fell off.
I've got a comfortable lead anyway, so I don't need to worry! No need for a rear view Mirror!
Here is my bumper sticker...
I also have this version on a black t-shirt, and a simple profile of the Dear Leader on a very nice white hooded sweatshirt.
James - AD1L
OH I LOVE IT!!!!
I JUST GOTTA have one of those!!!!!
I can appreciate the humor in this "modified" bumper sticker.
And someone had covered the "heart" with a "screw".
There used to be some "I (heart) NY" bumper stickers on cars in this part of Texas. Those were countered with bumper stickers saying "(heart) NY? Take I-30E".
Then, there were other bumper stickers which said, "Texans don't give a damn as to how you do things in New York".
On the back of a septic tank pumpout truck 'Stool Bus'
Mine: I GET MY POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY AND THEOLOGY FROM BUMPER STICKERS"
"What are you looking at? The joke is in your car!"
I saw one once that said..... Missing wife and dog! Reward for dog! It was funny then!
More power to the Gatos!