Don't want to WORK?

Discussion in 'ex-Rag Chew Central' started by WA6MHZ, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. WA6MHZ

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  2. WB2WIK

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    I'd be out of work if I cut off my right index finger, the one that makes the mouse click.

    Sounds much less painful.
  3. WA6MHZ

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    Since most of my job requires extensive use of the muscle between my ears, I would hafta cut my HEAD off to get out of this job. Seems a little RASH!
  4. NL7W

    NL7W Ham Member

    He's lost his footing... for sure.
  5. WF7A

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    Because of the unsuccessful reattachment I guess his insurance won't foot the bill...toe-tally, anyway.
  6. WB2WIK

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    Indeed, I suspect they'll give him the boot.
  7. WF7A

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    Well, now that he's foot-loose and fancy-free....or should that should be foot-free and fancying being loose?
  8. AF6LJ

    AF6LJ Ham Member

    The stupid fool should feel lucky he has a job.
  9. WB2WIK

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    Wonder if he kept the foot as a momentoe?
  10. AF6LJ

    AF6LJ Ham Member

    Said he threw it in the furnace, so I don't think much was left worth keeping.
  11. WB2WIK

    WB2WIK Premium Subscriber

    Gave himself I hotfoot, I see. Some people just have no sole.
  12. AF6LJ

    AF6LJ Ham Member

    You really put your foot in it this time Steve.
  13. NC5P

    NC5P Ham Member

    I would cut something off to GET a job, if that could be done. I HATE being unemployed. He didn't need to do that. All he needed to insure he never worked again was to move to the USA.
  14. NY3V

    NY3V Ham Member

    Are you sure he wasn't offered an acting job?

    Maybe he was just trying to 'Break a Leg' ;)
  15. WF7A

    WF7A Subscriber

    Rats! The end of the article is missing...and there's no footer.
  16. WN6U

    WN6U Ham Member

    Warm toe jam. MMMmmm. :)
  17. WW7F

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    I wonder if it goes well with fava beans and a fine chianti;)? I guess that job was well done wasnt it?:) 73,Michelle:)
  18. NL7W

    NL7W Ham Member

    Like Vincent Van Gogh, one must "heel" the "overarching" mental madness to severe body parts.

    One must not lose their footing, and mentally "run" far away from such destructiveness.

    Such thoughts must not gain a "toehold," otherwise one could get burned.
  19. KC7YRA

    KC7YRA Ham Member

    Climbing the corporate ladder just took on new challenges for this feller.
  20. N5USR

    N5USR Ham Member

    Insane. He's happiest working outdoors, he's afraid of what the employment agency will find for him.

    So he cuts off his foot - effectively *guaranteeing* he won't get any outdoor jobs - but they can certainly still qualify him for some mundane desk job!

    Just brilliant...
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