Why You Should Not Go To A Cemetery Alone

[kg4kww]

This is sick but sadly it's true.

CENTRAL ISLIP, New York (AP) -- A man who prosecutors say lured underage girls he met on a vampire-related Internet site to cemeteries for sex pleaded not guilty to rape and sodomy charges.

Police: Vampire Web site used to lure girls to cemetery (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/21/internet.predator.ap/index.html)

[KD6NIG]

Heck, in my hometown, people would just go to the cemetary to drink beer.

[WB8MKV]

In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a crazy law, but....

[kl7aj]

Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 21 2006,13:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a #crazy law, but....
Why would you be buried if you were living? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[W0MT]

Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 21 2006,13:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a #crazy law, but....
I don't believe there is any state that allows someone living to be buried in any cemetary.

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 21 2006,16:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a crazy law, but....
What are they going to do? Arrest you? I keep seeing Inspector Cleasue coming up the walk, cuffs in hand... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 21 2006,07:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a crazy law, but....
It's states like this that don't allow a man to marry his widow's sister.

[N4AUD]

People drink beer and have "romantic trysts" under the trees at our town cemetary at night, usually teenagers. We did have some "perves" that started hanging out there a while back, probably because the kids go there.
I like to visit old cemetaries in the daytime and look at all the old and interesting markers. One of my favorites is the one in Frankfort, Ky. where Daniel Boone is buried. Another is in Richmond, Va. and has several presidents and other historic figures buried there...but the name escapes me right now...

[ai4ep]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Me ?

Shucks I have already stashed alot of my money in the attic so when I die, I can go through the attic, retrieve my money and take it with me to Heaven.

But some folks say I should stash some in the basement...just in case.

Oh well.....!! :0

[ai4ep]

WOW


12,000 posts.

Do I get a FREE subscriber status for a year ?

or

a tankful of gasoline for my vehicle ?
or
a box of THICK rib - eye steaks ?
or
a new HF rig with desk mike ( so I may sound better on hf ) with a built - in antenna tuner ?

or do I have to settle for being a guest on the " tonight show with Jay leno ? " (ugh ) ..

nah...maybe at 13, 000. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

(( ok lousy attempt at humor ...)) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[G0GQK]

Don't they lock the gates of cemeteries in the US ?
We don't get no pervs in our cemeteries we have high steel bar fences.

G0GQK

[VE7NOT]

Quote[/b] (G0GQK @ July 21 2006,14:39)]Don't they lock the gates of cemeteries in the US ?
We don't get no pervs in our cemeteries we have high steel bar fences.

G0GQK
No going to cemetaries in the us is a teenage courtship ritual as mentioned.

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[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (G0GQK @ July 21 2006,08:39)]Don't they lock the gates of cemeteries in the US ?
They have to sometimes. You know people are just dying to get in. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ July 21 2006,08:35)]WOW


12,000 posts.

Do I get a FREE subscriber status for a year ?

or

a tankful of gasoline for my vehicle ?
or
a box of THICK rib - eye steaks ?
or
a new HF rig with desk mike ( so I may sound better on hf ) with a built - in antenna tuner ?

or do I have to settle for being a guest on the " tonight show with Jay leno ? " (ugh ) ..

nah...maybe at 13, 000. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

(( ok lousy attempt at humor ...)) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Isn't it more that everybody else has survived your 12,000 posts and should, at the very least, be entitled to a coupon for half off at Sizzler? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Actually I hear that after 12,000 they lock your account until someone with an average of 2 posts per year catches up to you. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[kg4kww]

Remember the sprits of the dead are not the only ones roaming the cemetery at night.

Remember the movie about the dead that came back to life and wanted to eat brains!!

So, beware!!!

[KD8COO]

Quote[/b] (G0GQK @ July 21 2006,14:39)]Don't they lock the gates of cemeteries in the US ?
A couple of the ones around here have gates across the driveways. However, other than that, I can't think of a single one in my area that has any kind of fence around it at all.

[WD8OQX]

Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 20 2006,14:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a crazy law, but....
The "UNDEAD"?

[kf6snj]

There is only ONE cemetary within fifty miles of me that is inaccessible at night. It has a brick and mortar wall around it that is twenty feet high and it has a pair of double locked iron gates that almost scrape the concrete as they sit so low. My grandmother is buried there.

[k4kyv]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ July 21 2006,14:29)]http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Me ?

Shucks I have already stashed alot of my money in the attic so when I die, I can go through the attic, retrieve my money and take it with me to Heaven.
Heaven or hell, who cares. By that time it will be virtually worthless... due to inflation.

[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ July 21 2006,23:25)]Remember the movie about the dead that came back to life and wanted to eat brains!!

So, beware!!!
I would say this crowd is fairly safe. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[kg4kww]

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[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ July 21 2006,16:35)]WOW


12,000 posts.

Do I get a FREE subscriber status for a year ?

or

a tankful of gasoline for my vehicle ?
or
a box of THICK rib - eye steaks #?
or
a new HF rig with desk mike #( so I may sound better on hf ) with a built - in antenna tuner ?

or do I have to settle for being a guest on the " tonight show with Jay leno ? " #(ugh ) ..

nah...maybe at 13, 000. # # #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

(( ok lousy attempt at humor ...)) # #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif It's good to have goals!

[KG4CGC]

Never been to one at night and only the really large ones have gates around here.
When I have to be at one I always walk with care to make sure I stay inbetween the graves and not walk over one.
It's just out of respect.
The dead and buried Native Americans are probably right under my property but since there are no grave markers for them ... ... ... ...

[k5mke]

Quote[/b] ]VE7NOT: No, going to cemetaries in the US is a teenage courtship ritual as mentioned.


Down here, it was always to go out to the lake and watch the submarine races, LOL!

Oh for those daze again.... <evil grin>

Buck/K5MKE

[KG4CGC]

Ant race on television tonight.

[kg4kww]

Remember the dead speak. Walk through a grave yard at night and listen to the voices of the dead. They could be calling your name!!!!

[ac3p]

They have guided tours around Halloween at Westminster Cemetery here in Baltimore where Edgar Allen Poe is buried.

There is also a tradition that a mysterious stranger leaves a bottle on cognac at Poe's grave on his birthday.

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (kl7aj @ July 21 2006,12:07)]Quote[/b] (WB8MKV @ July 21 2006,13:05)]In our state if your living within a mile of a cemetary you can't be buried there......I know its a #crazy law, but....
Why would you be buried if you were living? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
He DID say it was a crazy law...
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[kb2vxa]

Goot eefnink,

"Don't they lock the gates of cemeteries in the US ?"

Nah, the neighbors who use them for short cuts would protest.

"We don't get no pervs in our cemeteries we have high steel bar fences."

That never stopped Boris, Bela, Igor, Frankenstein, Vampira or Tor Johansen (Johnson) who never did have a screen name, not even those Plan 9 From Outer Space guys.

"Down here, it was always to go out to the lake and watch the submarine races, LOL!"

And I thought it was Murray Kauffman (Murray the K) on WINS 1010 New York who sponsored the races in the Hudson River we watched from the pallisades on the Jersey side. Well, maybe those rock and roll signals made it down your way on Saturday night and gave some inspiration for a little Swingin' Suarez action of thier own. Ah, now you got Mr. K's theme, the war chant from Zulu ringing in my ears, >another< flash back to the 60s as if the acid wasn't enough! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[kg4kww]

Remember this movie? Return of the Living Dead (1985)

think about how the dead came back eat brains and party in the local graveyard. Then ask yourself, do I really want to go to a grave yard alone?

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/return.jpg

[kf6rdn]

Give us this day, our daily bump?
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[kg4kww]

No the corpses wanted to eat the brains of the living.

keep that in mind when going into a grave yard.


Remember the dead do speak.