Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

[w8cbc]

I think it's time to start one.

Shall we?

[K0RGR]

Shhhhhhh- you'll give away the plans...

[w8cbc]

We don't have to say what we're gonna do. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w3sy]

Well, I'll just spill the beans.

The plan is to run a bad campaign by total loser, lose the election, then beeyotch about it for four years.

Whoops. My bad. That was the 2000 plan, reused in 2004 because they couldn't think of anything else.

Haw...

[ka5s]

Half-vast, anyway.


Cortland
KA5S

[W2ILP]

What us conspire?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

w2ilp (Indentured Loyal Patriot)

[w8cbc]

Look where it's got the other side.

Umm.

[w3sy]

Where? In power?

[kk7ue]

not just power, perhaps more credibility http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[AG3Y]

Here in Hagerstown, they have a "Mass Evacuation Plan" , but they won't tell us what it is, in case some Terrorist would find out the details ! Honest-to-God, you don't think I would make up something like that, do you?

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif 73, Jim ( and now back to the "Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy", already in progress )

[W2ILP]

ag3y

Hagerstown, MD??? #Wasn't that the home base of a chemical company which made chemistry sets for kids?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif # Ever since there are no moms at home to watch kids play chemist, there can be no chemistry sets. #Was the evacuation plan in Hagerstown the result of plans to escape if something went wrong in the chemical factories there?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif #If it was the Porter Chemical Company or the makers of Chemcraft...maybe Hagerstown doesn't need an evacuation plan anymore. #I dunno if someone would want to be evacuated from Hagerstown due to chemistry or due to a Muslim terrorist attack...but I won't go so far as to say that mass evacuation plans may be due to a Left Wing Conspiracy. # Should the federal government's homeland security money be use to plan for evacuation in disasters that may probably be due to inside jobs?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

People who live there, are still trying too evacuate Secaucus, New Jersey...without any fear of international terrorism.

w2ilp (I Left Patterson)...after only one night there. [Just an example of rapid evacuation...but not of masses]

[w5klb]

Seems as though some here have lost touch with left wing conspiracies. Here are just a few conspiracies that the lefties can call there very own:

Impeachment
Desertion
Helping the cause of illegal immigrants
Cut and Run
Attending "shout downs"
College Indoctrination and other Educational Issues
Media Issues
Rewriting History

Pick one from this partial list, or go to the internet and pick one from a leftest hate blog. There are plenty of them to go around for any left-winger. Or choose one from The New York and LA Times or The Atlanta Journal Constitution. You might want to get some helpful ideas from Ms. Cindy Tucker at the AJC or Cindy Sheehan.

No thanks needed. Glad to be of service. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[N3ATS]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ July 09 2006,08:38)]Well, I'll just spill the beans.

The plan is to run a bad campaign by total loser, lose the election, then beeyotch about it for four years.

Whoops. My bad. That was the 2000 plan, reused in 2004 because they couldn't think of anything else.

Haw...
So you're saying that the other side put that much of a loser up for election, a chimp could be beat him and become president?

That's saying something Maryand Steve. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[AG3Y]

Well OK, ILP, here is the story. #But alas and alack, Porter Chemical is a thing of the past, along with Fairchild Aircraft, and Moeller Pipe Organs ( heavy Sigh ! )

Chemistry Sets and Erector Sets (http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/Journal/Issues/2004/Apr/abs489_2.html)

We aren't all that far away from "the Underground Pentagon" so it would be kinda nice to know what the city fathers have in mind if a bomb attack were ever threatened on the area ! # Maybe it's a case of "we would tell you, but then we would have to kill you! " # Naaaaaa !

73, Jim

[k6pme]

Quote[/b] (AG3Y @ July 10 2006,10:05)]Here in Hagerstown, they have a "Mass Evacuation Plan" , but they won't tell us what it is, in case some Terrorist would find out the details ! # Honest-to-God, you don't think I would make up something like that, do you? #

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif # 73, Jim # ( and now back to the "Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy", already in progress )
After the unfortunate schoolyard massacres a plan was developed in case it were to happen in my area. At the time I was stationed 1/2 block from the local high school so that would have made me 'first due'. (I was also first due at two elementary schools)

To this day no one in the stations has even the slightist clue of what the plan is.

[W2ILP]

w5klb

I dunno about all the conspiracies that you listed...but I don't like the "cut and run" conspiracy...This should be called the Panda Principle...because, like coillusioned forces may have to do in Iraq, the Panda EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES. I believe that there is now being a conspiracy that is being investigated about what our government paid for what our fighting forces eat and shoot. Put this on the right wing conspiracy list.

I have seen enough rewritten history here on QRZ, which doesn't agree with stuff that can be found via Goggle ...without Blogging for apples...that Eve couldn't offer. It comes from both wings but rarely from centralist brains.

Beware... there are actors in the wings who enter from the left and go to stage right!

Yeah...I always pay attention to new issues....when they are commemorative postage stamps with fancy designs...but the real issues are the old ones that never go away...They include Mans inhumanity to Man which is the ironic source of all conspiracies that are based on ignorance, greed and the lack of consideration for the rights and needs of others.

The trouble with all polarized people is that they don't trust people. Some say that they trust God...but God doesn't prepare the food that they eat, make the airplanes that they fly or manufacture 100 Ohm 10% resistors that are within 10% of being 100 Ohms. To survive we must trust people; and to live we must act so as to be trusted...otherwiase we can live in constant fear of the left, the right or even the Gods that some of us trust.

w2ilp (I Like Peace)...no matter which direction it is sanely conspired from....or by the blessings or horrible punishments of the trusted God who didn't trust Adam in the first place. Adam should have ate that apple and paid for it with a credit card...but maybe God didn't trust him enough to extend him any credit. Why should it say "In God We Trust" on coins?" if God trusts no one?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[WA5VQM]

The pizza will be sliced by the mongoose at dawn.

[k9kxq]

Won't have to conspire at all this next election, they can run just about anyone and win with all the mess the right has created...

The right has leaked so much info no one would trust them to run an ice cream truck let alone a public office.

kxq

[k6bbc]

Did somebody say ice cream. Yum!

[kf6rdn]

Yes, and they said beer too.

UmmmmMMmmmm mmbeeer

[k9kxq]

And blackberry cobbler...

kxq

[WA5VQM]

Pie.

[wa4brl]

Conspiracy or not, the left wing holds up only half of the airplane. #We need the help of the right wing to fly straight and level. #Of course there'll be a few flaps out there, and the inevitable spoilers, but each serves his purpose.

But do remember that the pilots, crew, and passengers allways remain very close to the center.

So why is it we never hear of a vast centrist conspiracy? Hmmm? HMMM?

[w8cbc]

The Centre is just there, to be ignored until it disappears.

We have a wonderful aeroplane here - two big wings but the hull just fell off, oops. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[wa4brl]

Quote[/b] (kd8bsr @ July 12 2006,11:13)]We have a wonderful aeroplane here - two big wings but the hull just fell off, oops. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
I believe you have put your finger on our nation's current problem.

Good call, OM.

[w5klb]

Quote[/b] (wa4brl @ July 12 2006,09:05)]Conspiracy or not, the left wing holds up only half of the airplane. #We need the help of the right wing to fly straight and level. #Of course there'll be a few flaps out there, and the inevitable spoilers, but each serves his purpose.
I am actually thankful (yeah, thankful) for our left-wing breathern. Without them, we would living in a humorless America. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[n9vo]

Quote[/b] (kd8bsr @ July 12 2006,09:13)]The Centre is just there, to be ignored until it disappears.

We have a wonderful aeroplane here - two big wings but the hull just fell off, oops. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Hey you aint been listening to the "sci zone" on the big one have ya??? Maybe you were working late!!

[w8cbc]

Sci zone?

I completely ignore my stations when I'm off work. If I took this job home with me I think I would go the rest of the way to heeheeland. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kb2vxa]

Atencion

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[K8EEI]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ July 09 2006,13:38)]Well, I'll just spill the beans.

The plan is to run a bad campaign by total loser, lose the election, then beeyotch about it for four years.

Whoops. My bad. That was the 2000 plan, reused in 2004 because they couldn't think of anything else.

Haw...
Don't get your panties in a bunch because you voted for King George . http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (w5klb @ July 10 2006,12:02)]Helping the cause of illegal immigrants
The current administration is helping them as well.

To all a Merry Amnesty! Ho Ho Ho!

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[w5klb]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ July 12 2006,20:20)]Quote[/b] (w5klb @ July 10 2006,12:02)]Helping the cause of illegal immigrants
The current administration is helping them as well.

To all a Merry Amnesty! Ho Ho Ho!

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Yep, ain't that the truth.

[n7rjd]

So let's see here. There is supposed to be some kind of vast right wing conspiracy and now some kind of vast left wing conspiracy. If these wings keep arguing all the birds will be left flying in circles. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K0RGR]

I think if they keep flying in their current pattern, the result will be a tailspin.

[w8cbc]

He said tailspin, uh huh huhhuhuhuuhuhhuh...