Quote of the Day

[n0ov]

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[wa4brl]

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

Barry Goldwater K7UGA


I thought that was an unusual position for a conservative Republican (back when BOTH terms still meant something).

[AG3Y]

When you come to a fork in the road - - - take it ! Yogi Berra http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[ai4ep]

Wasnt there a thread like this a few months back, and why wasnt it dug out of the past archives and just added to ?

[KW4MW]

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk. #- Stephen King

[kd7bbo]

expect the worst and hope for the best.

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ June 19 2006,23:44)]People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk. #- Stephen King
"I've spent my life making music for villains." --- Danny Elfman

[n2nh]

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
-Groucho Marx

[wa4brl]

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever beheld -- which is not saying much for you."
-Groucho Marx

[kl7aj]

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently...and for exactly the same reason.

-
Will Rogers

[n0ov]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ June 18 2006,22:25)]Wasnt there a thread like this a few months back, and why wasnt it dug out of the past archives and just added to ?
Because we never saw the thread? Hm Good Answer!

There's your sign

[AG3Y]

Yah, EP, why didn't YOU ? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[w8cbc]

Outraged biddy: Well, I, NEVER!
Groucho Marx: And you probably never will.

My grandfather: Why is there so many more horses' arses than there is horses?

[AG3Y]

Well, I NEVER ! !

Well, perhaps you should !

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[w8cbc]

Comic-strip green tentacled aliens driving a flying saucer at high speed down a wide street with terrified humans scattering out of the way: YEEE-HAAA!!!

I think it was The Far Side.

[AD5UD]

One useless man is called a disgrace. Two are called a law firm, and three or more are called a Congress.
--John Adams

[ka0gkt]

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

--Sir Winston Churchill

[n2nh]

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."

[w8cbc]

Moe: Quiet, you numbskulls, I'm on the radio.

[n2nh]

Tom Brokaw is leaving. Dan Rather is leaving. You realize the most trusted guy in television news will wind up being Geraldo Rivera.
--Jay Leno

[N0KLT]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ June 21 2006,05:35)]Tom Brokaw is leaving. Dan Rather is leaving. You realize the most trusted guy in television news will wind up being Geraldo Rivera.
--Jay Leno
Now that is a scarey thought. Heck even Maury got fired/cancelled.

[ka0gkt]

Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ June 21 2006,18:13)]Heck even Maury got fired/cancelled.
Maury isn't doing so badly; he can always produce an album of his wife sing torch-somgs! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

73 DE KAØGKT/7

--Steve

[ai4ep]

What about Jerry Springer ?

He had a pretty decent show his first few years on television with some fairly famous people onit...saw a " 3000 episode " celebration a week of so back and they showed clips from his early days on tv.

Me thinks I would problably either vote for George Bush brother in Florida for our next president of this great country...or Jerry Springer.

The rest of you folks can vote for Hillary Clinton or Reverend Jesse Jackson, so that when the USA gets attacked again, we can blame it on either a woman or an african - american for the downfall of the USA.

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No I really do not need this computer any way, wife knows everything. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[ka0gkt]

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

--W.C.Fields

[W2ILP]

J E R R Y! # J E R R Y! # J E R RY!

Give a man the chance to be a TV star and he will become a demigod. #Springer invites insane people to be on his program and in his audience,; thus he can appear as the only sane person there.
This reminds me of how GWB selects his cabinet.

Give a man too many cans of beer and he won't catch too many fish.

w2ilp (Idolizing Loco People?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif)

[N6BOA]

"If you can't set a good example, you can serve as a horrible warning."
(author...?)

[N9XR]

Quote[/b] (W2ILP @ June 25 2006,23:53)]J E R R Y! # J E R R Y! # J E R RY!

Give a man the chance to be a TV star and he will become a demigod. #Springer invites insane people to be on his program and in his audience,; thus he can appear as the only sane person there.
This reminds me of how GWB selects his cabinet.

Give a man too many cans of beer and he won't catch too many fish.

w2ilp (Idolizing Loco People?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif)
Uh what? You called?

Did someone say Beer?

[ka0gkt]

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #208) Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer.

[al2i]

This one is for N2NH and AC0H.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. --Confucious.

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[k9kxq]

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
-- George Carlin

kxq

[W2ILP]

He who....Often does......BUT shouldn't!
--Confusedus--

Give a man a fish and he'll find a bone to pick with you.
--w2ilp--

w2ilp (I Like Pike)

[w3sy]

"Do not look into the laser with remaining eye."

[w3sy]

"Sex is the most beautiful and natural thing money can buy."
--- Steve Martin

[n0jaa]

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. But if you're walking, you probably broke the airplane!"

-- Unknown

[AB3EO]

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

--Hunter S. Thompson

[K8ERV]

Wish I could think of someting witty to say. I am only halfway there.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[n2nh]

"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
-- Fred Allen

[KG6YTZ]

"Breaker 6-1, breaker 6-1... Oh, shoot, my radio's upside-down. BREAKER 1-9!" http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[n2nh]

"I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent and Wanda loves me anyway! And that should be enough for you!"
-- Cosmo

[KI4BNC]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ June 27 2006,21:13)]"Do not look into the laser with remaining eye."
That one brought tears to my eyes and a pain in my side
(from where the wifey hit me for making so much noise laughing!)but my favorite is still from Mad Max beyond thunderdome:


"AND REMEMBER:
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO,


THERE YOU ARE. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ July 03 2006,20:33)]"I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent and Wanda loves me anyway! And that should be enough for you!"
# -- Cosmo
Jorgen von Strangle for President!!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Edit: Oh, by the way, here's one of my faves:

"Nice job, little idiot! They should call you... The LIDIOT!" --- The Crimson Chin

p.s.: Uh... Internet? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[AD5CA]

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: I looked like a glazed doughnut?

[n2nh]

Timmy: You guys don't do ANYTHING halfway. Do you?
Cosmo: Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!

Cosmo: "It's a show about nothing! ...How do we know when it's over?"

Cosmo: "She's not perfect, but she's the one who said yes."

Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.

<During the 'I wish I was the strongest guy on the beach' wish:>
Timmy: "Guys! Problem! I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!"
Cosmo: "Just like the IRS!"

Timmy: Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever i want. [Farts]
Timmy: Freedom.
[Cosmo sniffs the air] Cosmo: Freedom stinks.

Timmy: I can't sent him back, he'll get killed.
Cosmo: Or worse, married.

[KI4BNC]

Quote[/b] (AD5CA @ July 03 2006,21:07)]Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: I looked like a glazed doughnut?
Officer:Where's the fire?
Me:In your eyes,officer.

Yep.I got a ticket that day. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[KF0RT]

Quote[/b] (KI4BNC @ July 04 2006,10:06)]Quote[/b] (AD5CA @ July 03 2006,21:07)]Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: I looked like a glazed doughnut?
Officer:Where's the fire?
Me:In your eyes,officer.

Yep.I got a ticket that day. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
Officer: Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking pot?
Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been...

Ah, the misspent days of youth.... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

73, Rob

[KG6YTZ]

"Well, since your laundry isn't screaming like face cake, I guess I can let you go." --- Jorgen von Strangle

"Good thing I remembered to feed Eddie the non-dead gerbil while Timmy was away at summer camp... [camp... camp... camp...]" --- Dad

"Actually, my name is {truck roars past, horn blaring}, but everyone calls me Dad." --- Dad

"And she's got a beautiful name, too! It's (truck roars past, horn blaring}, but everyone calls her Mom." --- Dad

"Icky Vicky, you're oh so icky, just the thought of being near you makes me oh so sicky..." --- Chip Skylark

"Twerp! I mean, TWERP! I mean, TIMMY!!!" --- Vicky

"And my date is pop superstar Brittney Brittney, who has clearly not been hypnotized! Isn't that right, dear?" --- Cosmo
"I like puppies!" --- Brittney

"I have a calendar?" -- Gah! [a.k.a. Timmy]

"FAIRIES!!!" --- Mr. Crocker

N2NH, I sure am glad I'm not the only one here who loves watching goofy cartoons! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KG6YTZ @ July 04 2006,21:51)]N2NH, I sure am glad I'm not the only one here who loves watching goofy cartoons! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Oh, definitely. The YL and I are definitely big Fairly Odds fans. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

You got one of my favorites:

Brittney Brittney: "I like puppies!"

Sylvester Calzone: You're the species and i'm the extinction!

Cosmo: You wanted a big glass of cider? I thought you said a hungry spider!
Timmy: (laughs)
Cosmo: Lawn mower? I thought you said flamethrower!
Timmy: (laughs)
Cosmo: I thought you said plastic surgery!
Timmy: (laughs)
Cosmo: I'm keeping them. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I also like Megas XLR and Cowboy Bebop. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ July 04 2006,21:32)]Sylvester Calzone: You're the species and i'm the extinction!
And don't forget good 'ol Arnold Schwarzengerman, co-star of The Greatest Movie Ever Made. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif #Can't think of any quotes from him, though. #Oh, well...

"What do you think, Sanderson? #Dull and gray?" --- H.P.
"Actually, I was thinking gray and dull, but that's why you're the boss." --- Sanderson

all other pixies on Fairly OddParents are voiced to bland, boring perfection by Ben Stein.]

"There's just enough magic left in the rainbow bridge for you to slide back down from Fairy World. #Wow, there wasn't a single manly word in that sentence!" --- Cosmo

You should hear my Crocker impression sometime. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

I've always been a fan of animation [and voice-over actors]. #Megas XLR isn't bad - seen a few episodes of that. #Neither is Cowboy Bebop. #Actually, I like a lot of what Cartoon Network runs late at night, especially the comedies. #And, of course, Nickelodeon has some great stuff too. #"Avatar: The Last Airbender" can really hook you - no mere kiddie-cartoon slapstick there! #"The X's" has its moments - I always get a laugh out of Patrick Warburton's voice work [and can do a passable impression of him as well, especially as Kronk], but if you ask me, Glowface has the most annoying villain voice ever heard in any cartoon, ever. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

KG6YTZ - Obtuse, rubber goose...

[WA4ABM]

"One person with CONVICTION is worth more than one hundred with only an interest." --Zig Zigler

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KG6YTZ @ July 05 2006,05:14)]"What do you think, Sanderson? Dull and gray?" --- H.P.
"Actually, I was thinking gray and dull, but that's why you're the boss." --- Sanderson

You should hear my Crocker impression sometime. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
"The cockroaches continue to show single-mindedness. Whereas Cosmo continues to show empty-mindedness."
--Timmy

"I go to the bathroom just like you, in a litterbox next to the washing machine."
--Catman

"Are you insane? No wait, that's me."
--Catman

"Does ANYBODY have any idea what that dog's saying?"
--Timmy

"Say hello to Hootie for me."
--Jorgen VonStrangle

"World Domination!"
--Intelligent Cockroach Leader

Timmy [to Wanda]: Fat pink squirrel.

Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!!
Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.

Timmy: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool!
Cosmo: That's exactly how I feel about Wanda!
Wanda: Aww. (pauses) Hey!



I always get a kick out of Crocker's "FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!!"

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ July 07 2006,06:15)]I always get a kick out of Crocker's "FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!!"
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but did you know that Crocker is voiced by the same actor/comedian [Carlos Alazraqui] who did the Taco Bell chihuaua?

"Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot monster!" --- Trixie Tang

"I'M TRIXIE!!!" --- Veronica

"Oh, great, the crazy one likes me." --- Timmy

"Oh, no! It is the fearsome Earth warrior Timmy Turner, eater of the dreaded chocolate!" --- Mark Chang [from Yugopotamia]

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KG6YTZ @ July 08 2006,05:23)]
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but did you know that Crocker is voiced by the same actor/comedian [Carlos Alazraqui] who did the Taco Bell chihuaua?

He's got a great distinctive voice. That's coming from an audio engineer too. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Quote[/b] ]"Oh, great, the crazy one likes me." --- Timmy
A favorite.

"Pass the Chalupa" - Chico (Out of work Taco Bell Dog) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Timmy: "Cosmo! Take this wand and -- wait, what am I thinking? Wanda! Catch!"

Cosmo: Timmy, you're president of Kidsland.
Timmy: Everywhere?
Cosmo: Except in Florida. They're still voting.

Cosmo: Timmy! You don't talk to Big Daddy like that. People who have to make Big Daddy have a habit of disappearing. Like Amelia Earhart, or Hootie and the Blowfish!

Timmy: What could possibly go wrong?

I never realized that Dad and Cosmo had the same voice person. Pretty amazing range. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ July 08 2006,12:44)]Quote[/b] (KG6YTZ @ July 08 2006,05:23)]did you know that Crocker is voiced by the same actor/comedian [Carlos Alazraqui] who did the Taco Bell chihuaua?

He's got a great distinctive voice. #That's coming from an audio engineer too. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
He's an absolutely terrific comedian as well. #Make sure to catch his half-hour special - most likely on HBO or Comedy Central - if you ever get a chance. #Pay particular attention to his "superintendent explaining how the toilet broke." #It's brilliant.

I believe he's also the voice of Dinkleberg and the Mayor. #And perhaps Chompy the goat as well.

Quote[/b] ]Timmy: What could possibly go wrong?
"Sheesh... #It's a running gag." --- Kermit, "The Muppet Movie"

Quote[/b] ]I never realized that Dad and Cosmo had the same voice person. #Pretty amazing range. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Indeed. It seems he [Daran Norris] is also the voice of Jorgen von Strangle. #Gotta give mucho credit to the incredible Rob Paulsen for his Mark Chang voice, too. I would've guessed that was Dee Bradley Baker, m'self, but Internet databases are wonderful things.

"You know you're not supposed to be on those kinds of web sites!" --- Timmy's dad http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KI4ITV]

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
Frank Zappa

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
Aldous Huxley

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[KG6YTZ]

"Sir, I'm VERY busy!"
"And I'm just a nobody, is that it?"
"I didn't say that."
"Well, just remember, I'm a V.I.Q."
"P!"
"Huh?"
"P! P! You're a V.I.P.!"
"Well, then, TREAT me like one, you Communist!"
--- Hudson & Landry [early 70's comedy duo]

"I bet Earth is like the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it. There's probably Martians on the way to Venus going, 'Oh, man... Don't even stop for gas at that planet.'" --- Kathleen Madigan