Man Proves Faithfulness To Wife

[kg4kww]

This is True Love Guys, Read & Heed.

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia May 30, 2006 (AP)— A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday

Man Proves Faithfulness To Wife (http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2021333)

[WD8OQX]

For some strange reason, I am compelled to ask the question, was she convinced?

Maybe it has something to do with the "bitches" I was married to. (think the other side of the coin here - put this in a reversed situation)

[al2i]

I'd be suspicious of anyone who went to such a lack of length in order to disprove a point.

[n2nh]

Somehow the logic of this escapes me. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[ac4ut]

A man should never lose his head under any circumstance otherwise he will come up short every time.

[KD6NIG]

Lorena Bobbit tried that trick too, and her boyfriend went into the 'film' business, so he was definetely a bit more unfaithful after the reattachment.

You gotta admire the guy for his idiocy though. Subjecting yourself to that kind of pain is definetely not something I would consider for even half a second.

[WB2WIK]

Quote[/b] (KD6NIG @ May 31 2006,09:23)]Lorena Bobbit tried that trick too, and her boyfriend went into the 'film' business, so he was definetely a bit more unfaithful after the reattachment.
Lorena Bobbitt's sister tried the same thing on her husband, but accidentally cut his leg instead.

She was convicted of a missedaweiner.:p

[K8ERV]

Hope they put it back on the right guy, or charge for the extra length !!

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kg4kww]

This kinda makes ya think twice before saying goodnight!!

[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (WB2WIK @ May 31 2006,03:36)]Quote[/b] (KD6NIG @ May 31 2006,09:23)]Lorena Bobbit tried that trick too, and her boyfriend went into the 'film' business, so he was definetely a bit more unfaithful after the reattachment.
Lorena Bobbitt's sister tried the same thing on her husband, but accidentally cut his leg instead.

She was convicted of a missedaweiner.:p
I know you were just waiting for the chance to use that one again. I remember it "popping up" in a thread a few months ago. Don't remember for sure but think it may have been you that posted it that time too.

Either way, it's always a great line. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[WB2WIK]

Like the old saw,

"I know my wife is cheating. Because I caught her lying...



....under another man."

<Rimshot> http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[ab8ma]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ May 31 2006,15:54)]Somehow the logic of this escapes me. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
Me too.

[ab8ma]

O Boy. June already.

[kg4kww]

OK I want to know what June has to do with some guy whacking his whacker ab8ma?

Also, K8ERV look at this situation this way, maybe he had to have a transplant and the donor was a horse... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kf6rdn]

Would that be a musical whore?

Whore sung. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Goodnight Dick. (Laugh In)

[kg4kww]

I remember that show

[KD6NIG]

Quote[/b] (KE7DLG @ May 31 2006,11:26)]Quote[/b] (WB2WIK @ May 31 2006,03:36)]Quote[/b] (KD6NIG @ May 31 2006,09:23)]Lorena Bobbit tried that trick too, and her boyfriend went into the 'film' business, so he was definetely a bit more unfaithful after the reattachment.
Lorena Bobbitt's sister tried the same thing on her husband, but accidentally cut his leg instead.

She was convicted of a missedaweiner.:p
I know you were just waiting for the chance to use that one again. I remember it "popping up" in a thread a few months ago. Don't remember for sure but think it may have been you that posted it that time too. #

Either way, it's always a great line. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Some people have the punchline, some people have the setup line.

I tend to set up more than punch, I suppose.

And some people can take a punchline and make it into a setup line and really deliver a good punchline.

I think I'll stick to starting the fire instead of trying to finish it http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[kg4kww]

I want to know if this guy's muf (must usable freq) has changed? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kf6snj]

May simply scream "OUCH!"? I would not want to be that guy's doctor. However, I would like to know if that convinced his wife?:rock: :0

[kg4kww]

Well if his OL didn't think he was nutts before, she does now.

[wv6z]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ June 02 2006,23:33)]Well if his OL didn't think he was nutts before, she does now.
Oh no, did he cut off those too?!?!

[n2nh]

Hey Lucy! Look what I got for you! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KI4ITV]

Quote[/b] (ku4my @ June 03 2006,17:37)]Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ June 02 2006,23:33)]Well if his OL didn't think he was nutts before, she does now.
Oh no, did he cut off those too?!?!
No, he's just plain nutts now.

[kb9iou]

I thought that happened by default when you got married... something to ponder

[wv6z]

Quote[/b] (kb9iou @ June 04 2006,00:35)]I thought that happened by default when you got married... something to ponder
No pondering to it........ it's gospel!

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ May 31 2006,21:03)]Also, K8ERV look at this situation this way, maybe he had to have a transplant and the donor was a horse...
Now that's the best idea you have had in a long time--unless of course you are the horse.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo