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[ai4ep]

...from news reports...President BUSH has fired the chief of the FCC enforcement council for not doing their job and appointed ( believe it or not ) AI4EP to handle all the enforcement issues of the FCC. Effective immdeiately...what should AI4EP do within the first week of his new job ?

1) resign before starting

2) appoint kg4kww to take his place

[W5HTW]

TOP TWENTY THINGS YOU SHOULD DO.

1. Nationalize the National Guard and station them on our borders.

2. Bomb China

3. Bomb Iran. Save some for Iraq, Sudan, Syria, N. Korea, Venezuela, and California.

4. Round up all CBers and deport them. California might be a good destination.

5. Add in all Freebanders to item 4, above

6. Make Morse testing mandatory to drive a car.

7. Make diesel mechanics courses mandatory to operate a CB.

8. Invent the wheel

9. Re-invent the wheel

10. Hire the Coast Guard so if anyone calls and asks if the coast is clear you will have someone as a resource. Station them on the coast of the Rio Grande.

11. Round up and deport Democrats to California

12. Send an invasion force south across the Rio Grande. Have them march in the streets of Cuidad Juarez and carry the Mexican flag upside down.

13. Nationalize McDonald's and make burgers and fries free.

14. Declare low sunspot cycles illegal

15. Round up remaining CBers and deport them to California.

16. Round up last of the CBers (they keep multiplying) and deport them. Find a new place. California is getting full.

17. Get rid of FRS, MURS, and cell phones. We got along for 3 and a half billion years without cell phones. We can make it a bit longer.

18. Round up cell phone users and deport them to California. Yes, MAKE room, dammit.

19. Round up California and deport it to Japan.

20. Make ham radio return to the "good old days."

[wa9cwx]

I am TIRED of CBers and California getting a bum rap all the time.

Well, not THAT tired.... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[nr4aw]

ai4ep caint even git elected as a QRZ moderator. How is he gonna git a big government position?

He, he, he. Sorry, couldnt resist. Leave it too me to cause trouble. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

10-fer on deporting the CBers, but some parts of CA might be too horible even for them.

[ai4ep]

Yep...why punish California ?

What did they do wrong ?

[ve2nsm]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ May 14 2006,21:07)]But all in fun
If at least it was funny...

[ai4ep]

Hey it COULD be worse.


It could really happen.

[ai4ep]

...that is one reason I do not run for political office....too honest.

just the facts

[NO8M]

Instead of California, send 'em to Alaska...they got plenty of room and at least that might make California a nice place to live again. :P

[w8cbc]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ May 14 2006,19:21)]Yep...why punish California ?

What did they do wrong ?
They inflicted Nixon and Reagan on the rest of us. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Hire Stephen Hawking to make California into a tesseract and then deport it to itself.

[N6BOA]

Thanks Ed.

[WA9SVD]

"
2. Bomb China

3. Bomb Iran. Save some for Iraq, Sudan, Syria, N. Korea, Venezuela, and California.

4. Round up all CBers and deport them. "

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Well, in the wrong order. Send the CB'er's to C***a and IR** and THEN bomb them!

But isn't this post really about 6 weeks late?
Then again, consider the source.

[WA9SVD]

Quote[/b] (kd8bsr @ May 14 2006,21:32)]Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ May 14 2006,19:21)]Yep...why punish California ?

What did they do wrong ?
They inflicted Nixon and Reagan on the rest of us. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Hire Stephen Hawking to make California into a tesseract and then deport it to itself.
Sorry, but here I HAVE to disagree. We didn't FORCE anyone upon you. Y'all VOTED for Tricky Dick, Ronnie, and (not OUR fault; Blame Flory-eee-duh!) ) Dubya. You CAN'T blame Kelly-fornia for any of that.

[w8cbc]

I didn't vote for them! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[WA9SVD]

Quote[/b] (kd8bsr @ May 14 2006,22:54)]I didn't vote for them! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Well, "y'all" was a collective noun. While YOU (or I) may not have voted for any or all of them personally, the population (shudder the thought) in general DID vote them into office.

[w8cbc]

See my definitions of "average", "calibration", and "sampling error" in another thread. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[M3KCK]

California?

But would you give Clemency to those CB`ers http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
Or would you be another Terminator?
73
Regards,
Andrew M3KCK

[k4lem]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ May 14 2006,20:07)]...from news reports...President BUSH has fired the chief of the FCC enforcement council for not doing their job and appointed ( believe it or not ) AI4EP to handle all the enforcement issues of the FCC. #Effective immdeiately...what should AI4EP do within the first week of his new job ?

#1) resign before starting

#2) appoint kg4kww to take his place
Get Ugly. Uglier than usual..

[W5HTW]

Quote[/b] (N6BOA @ May 14 2006,21:36)]Thanks Ed.
Barb, I'll let you know when the deportation starts. You can relocate to NM "just in time."

Ed

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (W5HTW @ May 14 2006,17:29)]TOP TWENTY THINGS YOU SHOULD DO. #

1. #Nationalize the National Guard and station them on our borders. #

2. #Bomb China

3. #Bomb Iran. #Save some for Iraq, Sudan, Syria, N. Korea, Venezuela, and California.

4. #Round up all CBers and deport them. California might be a good destination.

We'll take '5 land CB'ers etc, if YOU take '6 land mex... Er, illegals.


7. #Make diesel mechanics courses mandatory to operate a CB.

8. #Invent the wheel

9. #Re-invent the wheel
Re-Re Invent the wheel... do it RIGHT this time
10. #Hire the Coast Guard so if anyone calls and asks if the coast is clear you will have someone as a resource. #Station them on the coast of the Rio Grande. #
Or Alaska
11. #Round up and deport Democrats to California
I think someone did that already
12. #Send an invasion force south across the Rio Grande. #Have them march in the streets of Cuidad Juarez and carry the Mexican flag upside down.

13. Nationalize McDonald's and make burgers and fries free.

14. #Declare low sunspot cycles illegal

15. #Round up remaining CBers and deport them to California.
You said this already
16. #Round up last of the CBers (they keep multiplying) and deport them. #Find a new place. #California is getting full.

17. #Get rid of FRS, MURS, and cell phones. #We got along for 3 and a half billion years without cell phones. #We can make it a bit longer. #
you are perfectly free to chuck yours!

18. #Round up cell phone users and deport them to California. #Yes, MAKE room, dammit.
I think someone has done this already by watching other drivers anyway

19. #Round up California and deport it to Japan.
Too late, it's already part of mexico
20. #Make ham radio return to the "good old days."
It IS the "good ole days", we now have more capabilty, more technology available, PLUS whatever had gone before if you like that. Why do people in a technological hobby not like advancement?
Comments posted tongue and cheek... mainly..
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[kb2vxa]

Hey, that looks like R. Lee Ermy, HOO RAH! BTW, California is already a teserect house (Azimov), everybody is lost in it. Caltrans is a Mobius strip, I read that story too. Switching to Heinlein, after deporting the CBers and Democrats Hawking can change it into a duodecahedron, then it will travel back in time to when it was a Mexican state and they'll feel right at home. Yeah, I read the plans for The Gay Deceiver. (Make out of that what you will.)

[KI4CIA]

I vote we send EP to California! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W5HTW]

Quote[/b] (KI4CIA @ May 15 2006,16:47)]I vote we send EP to California! :p :p
Before we deport California to Mexico. Whoops. Before we deport Mexifornia to Japan?

(Hey, BOA, we will allow a very few Kaliffies to board an Ark before the deportation begins. Get your ticket ready.)

[WA9SVD]

Quote[/b] (KI4CIA @ May 15 2006,16:47)]I vote we send EP to California! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
AWW, come on. Even WE (Californians, native and transplanted) didn't do anything to deserve THAT!
That's REALLY hitting below the belt!

Then again, we'll take EP if you agree to take ex-KG6IRO. YOU keep him.

(Sorry EP, couldn't resist!)

[ae6yd]

WA9SVD, we'll have to talk about that one. It still seems like we're getting the raw end of the deal. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ai4ep]

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Why send Me to California ?

Why punish those folks...what did they do wrong ?

I vote we send ki4cia to Alaska...she is forever talking about wanting to talk to Alaska here on qrz...just send her there so she can talk there all the time and grant her her wish. and make her satisfied.

justapickinatchaMelinda !! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[KD6NIG]

Day 1: EP is appointed commissioner.
Day 2. Howard Stern proceeds to 'thrash' him on his 'radio' show. Howard also sends out the rallying cry to all the CB'rs he is going to go after to unite and buy Sirious radio stock.
Day 7. Sirious Radio has enough money to go to Mr. Bush and buy the FCC.
Day 8. EP is out of a job as the 'king of all media' arranges for his show to be simulcast on channel 17 across the entire United States.

........NIG......NIG Wake up! Man, I really have to stop drinking those chocolate milkshakes. They give me weird nightmares http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[ai4ep]

CB operators have to be reminded of their financial priorities ----

which is more important... recap tires for the wife car / or / getting new tubes for the amplifier ?

which is more important --- new 25 - 30 Mhz radio / or / used shoes at yard sale for the kids ?