View Full Version : COOKIES ARE A REAL PARTY BLOW OUT
kg4kww
05-11-2006, 03:45 AM
<span style='color:brown'>Mother held over laxative cookies #
The girls allegedly involved were suspended from school
A woman has been charged in the United States after allegedly helping her daughter make biscuits for a teacher that were spiked with laxatives.
The teacher had reportedly given the girl low marks.
COOKIES CAUSE REAL PARTY BLOW OUT (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4757629.stm)</span>
ve2nsm
05-11-2006, 03:51 AM
What kind of crap do you read to dig up stupidities like that?
Why do I think Roseanne when I see something like this?
K9STH
05-11-2006, 02:32 PM
This type of prank has been going on for decades although I agree that the mother should be charged for helping her daughter make the cookies.
When I was in the Boy Scouts (about 50 years ago) there was one boy in the troop who was a real "mooch". He was a "bottomless pit" where food was concerned, was a "bit" overweight, and no one's "stash" of candy and snack food was safe from this individual. Just before one summer campout several of the Scouts got together and took several Hershey Bars and a box of ExLax, melted the chocolate, added the ExLax, and then put the mixture on a half-dozen plain donuts turning them into chocolate frosted ones.
The box containing the donuts was "conviently" left out and the Scouts went of to do some activities. When they returned the donuts were no where to be found (which was just what they were hoping for). A few hours later the "mooch" started making repeated trips to the latrine. After making these trips the "mooch" went down to the small creek that ran next to the camp site and sat in the water for a couple of hours in an attempt to "cool down" his rear end.
This particular individual didn't suffer any real harm from this incident. However, from that day forward he never stole "goodies" from his fellow Scouts nor even asked for any "handouts" ever again.
Glen, K9STH
N2ACX
05-11-2006, 02:40 PM
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Great story, although the mother is wrong and I wouldn't condone this, it could have had serious side effects for some children, but...... it sure beats some of the other krap I see in the news. Am glad no children were injured with this prank.
But....it might be just what we need to Flush Out some of those in Congress and the Senate in D.C. Send'em Free cookies.
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kg4kww
05-11-2006, 04:14 PM
Yea this thread stinks but, somebody had to flush out the truth http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
W2ILP
05-11-2006, 05:13 PM
Some advertiser who I chose not to deal with once put cookies on my hard drive that constipated my computer so bad that I had to reload my whole operating system. # I'd prefer the kind of cookies that wouldn't bind up my system. #I'm in favor of rapid thruput processing even when it results in a blow out rather than a lock up.
w2ilp (Idiotic Lockup Programs)...need a laxitive to keep them running.
KD6NIG
05-11-2006, 07:14 PM
Just think, the mom could have made prune cookies and that probably would have had the same effect, and would have been all natural http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
kg4kww
05-12-2006, 12:20 AM
Prunes, good idea
kg4kww
05-12-2006, 12:50 AM
Well at least with prunes one would get a good dietary supplement too!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
kf6rdn
05-12-2006, 01:10 AM
Could have been worse, Alice B Tokless.
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kg4kww
05-12-2006, 04:45 AM
Nows there one I haven't heard in a long time 6rdn.