How about some "Redneck Words"

[KF6RDN]

You know the theme:
Say the word, use it in a sentence.

Alaska.

Are you and your wife going to Juno?
I dunno, alaska.

[KD7MSC]

Witchadidja

You did'nt bring yer radio witchadidja?

[KI4BNC]

this isn't gonna be another word association game is it?
juno like the one that is 800something pages long ??
junowhati'mtalkingaboutmain???

[VE7NOT]

all

I had to put some all in my twuck cause it was bangin'

[KF6RDN]

Jaeet.
Time for lunch, jaeet yet?
(That was one a me and a friend used along time before JF)

[K8EEI]

Emerson

" Emerson bigguns .....are those real ? " http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KI4BNC]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 05 2005,20:29)]Jaeet.
Time for lunch, jaeet yet?
(That was one a me and a friend used along time before JF)
I think the spelling was jeet in La. about 15 years ago.
sstml.

[KD7MSC]

fascinate


My shirt has 10 buttons but I can only fascinate.

[KI4BNC]

initiate:
my dog ate my cat...
initiate the neighbors cat...
initiate the mailbox...
initiate the spare tire that held the mailbox up.

[KD7MSC]

sensuous


HONEY! sensuous up bring me another beer.

[KW4MW]

Heard in local redneck diner.

Jewelredynow? Wajawannaorder? Jawantgritswitdat?

[KD7MSC]

Quote[/b] (KI4BNC @ Dec. 05 2005,12:38)]initiate:
my dog ate my cat...
initiate the neighbors cat...
initiate the mailbox...
initiate the spare tire that held the mailbox up.
ascot

Thats how her ascot so big.

[w5ljm]

One I made up while sitting at a Jim's diner.

MENU:
Menu oughta go fishin' this weekend.
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[KD7MSC]

BARD -
"My brother bard my pickup truck."

[KD7MSC]

RETARD

My granpaw retard at age 65

[VE7NOT]

whimmin' macallit.. my dad used it..

It think it meant 'what do you call it?'

Hey what channel is that whimmin macallit news on?

[KI4BNC]

european:


















































hey,man...
european on my boot.
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[KD7MSC]

Idinit

Mighty cold today, idinit.

[KD7MSC]

War

I am building a six meter dipole. How much war will I need?

[WV6Z]

gummint

Why are there so many threads here about politics and polititians when we all know that them gummint boys are all tardz?

[KD7MSC]

HAZE

Is Bubba smart? Nah ... haze ignert.

[WV6Z]

C M R pigs?
M R not pigs!
Yup, M R 2 pigs!
L I B, M R pigs!

[KD7MSC]

Attair

Pass me attair gravy, please

[w5ljm]

I thought only 4, 5 and south 7 calls would be the only posters here. Seems we might be gittin some 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and zero landers who may have some redneck slang in'um. 6 landers, uuumm, maybe. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Come on Yanks, give us some competition.

[KD7MSC]

I have a bunch more, but they are not appropriate for qrz.

[kd5rpo]

tar:

Dern tar on the pickemup blew on the way to the bar.

Gee I'm tarred. Think I'll bed down.

[WA4BRL]

I've always liked MOMANEMS.

You goin to momanems for Christmas?

[KF6RDN]

Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Dec. 05 2005,21:58)]I thought only 4, 5 and south 7 calls would be the only posters here. Seems we might be gittin some 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and zero landers who may have some redneck slang in'um. 6 landers, uuumm, maybe. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Come on Yanks, give us some competition.
Ummm.. Well, a 6 lander DID start that dadgummed thing! heh..


Joo, Tuna


Joo gotta tuna fer yer antenna?

[WV6Z]

Quote[/b] (wa4brl @ Dec. 04 2005,23:32)]I've always liked MOMANEMS.

You goin to momanems for Christmas?
Steve, that's always been a favorite of mine too!

Here's a couple moe.

Farter = It's too dang farter go while thurzstill day lahht!

Slapyomama = "Dang Bubba, this catfish is so good it makes ya wanna slapyomama!"

[KD7MSC]

Everwhichaways:
To be scattered in all directions.
"You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. # Them chickens flew everwhichaways.

[WV6Z]

poke or poke sack

"What chew got in that thur poke sack, Bubba?"

mess

"Nuttin but a mess uh cat haid biscuits fer dinner."

[w5ljm]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 05 2005,16:34)]Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Dec. 05 2005,21:58)]I thought only 4, 5 and south 7 calls would be the only posters here. Seems we might be gittin some 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and zero landers who may have some redneck slang in'um. 6 landers, uuumm, maybe. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Come on Yanks, give us some competition.
Ummm.. #Well, a 6 lander DID start that dadgummed thing! heh..


Joo, Tuna


Joo gotta tuna fer yer antenna?
I know. he he
I like picking on 6 landers.

My tuna is dunbroke.

[KD7MSC]

If you want to hear some real redneck try and find some old Jerry Clower tapes. I have all of his stuff. He is a great story teller. He tells some good possom jokes too.

[WV6Z]

avatar

Shucks I ain't worried about gittin no flat tar, ah avatar in the boot if'n that'n goze flayut.

[KF6RDN]

Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Dec. 05 2005,22:49)]Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 05 2005,16:34)]Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Dec. 05 2005,21:58)]I thought only 4, 5 and south 7 calls would be the only posters here. Seems we might be gittin some 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and zero landers who may have some redneck slang in'um. 6 landers, uuumm, maybe. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Come on Yanks, give us some competition.
Ummm.. #Well, a 6 lander DID start that dadgummed thing! heh..


Joo, Tuna


Joo gotta tuna fer yer antenna?
I know. he he
I like picking on 6 landers.

My tuna is dunbroke.
Aha..

You and the 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,0 landers.. heh..


Asthma

Asthma shirt on right?

[WD8OQX]

If you listen to "Jeff" tell redneck jokes & it describes your neighbors,... What does that make you? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w5ljm]

Quote[/b] (WD8OQX @ Dec. 05 2005,20:02)]If you listen to "Jeff" tell redneck jokes & it describes your neighbors,... What does that make you? # # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Someone wishing someone would come along and put me out of my misery.

[N8CPA]

Oncet

I wenta school oncet!

[N1MLF]

Sosti

"Whatchall fixin that ole truck fer?
Sosti kin runit ine deemolition derby."

[W3SY]

Widdit.

(Overheard at the cash register in my company's cafeteria.)

"Dat cawss extra? Ah fawt it came WIDDIT."


Up Air.

"Git UP AIR an' fix that dam aerial onna roof!"

[AD4MG]

Kuwait

"I told that taxi driver he Kuwait at the curb for me."

Kuwait

[KF6EAL]

When I was a kid, my friend's mother would refer to us as "youes guys" (pronounced "use guys").

"Youes guys go out and play now."

I am not even sure if I am spelling that right. hahahahahaha

[N8CPA]

Gitneer, woopya

"Bill Bob gitneer fo I woopya!"

[K7DMB]

Redneck foreplay "git in the truck" http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KC7JTY]

I once saw the liberty bale in Pennsillvanie.

[KC0W]

Pacific

I don't know. He was not being very pacific which one he wanted.


Tom kcØw

[W2ILP]

COMMERCIAL OFFICIAL

Let's go to the aquarium. Com Mercial see O fishal!

The alphabet:

Abbie see de.... puppies....'M 'N no puppies ...S 'a R ...see 'M Pee..n

w2ilp (Ijk Lmno Puppies)

[KA4DPO]

Horticulture.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

[KA4DPO]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Dec. 06 2005,06:58)]Widdit.

(Overheard at the cash register in my company's cafeteria.)

"Dat cawss extra? Ah fawt it came WIDDIT."


Up Air.

"Git UP AIR an' fix that dam aerial onna roof!"
Overheard at a bar on Ft Gordon, "Can I git a Butt"? (bartender) "A what"? (customer) " A buttwiser, gimme a buttwiser"...

[WD8OQX]

Quote[/b] (KA4DPO @ Dec. 05 2005,16:08)]Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Dec. 06 2005,06:58)]Widdit.

(Overheard at the cash register in my company's cafeteria.)

"Dat cawss extra? Ah fawt it came WIDDIT."


Up Air.

"Git UP AIR an' fix that dam aerial onna roof!"
Overheard at a bar on Ft Gordon, "Can I git a Butt"? (bartender) "A what"? (customer) " A buttwiser, gimme a buttwiser"...
You sure that wasn't a "Hineykin" http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W2ILP]

Opps...I must have made a mistake. This thread is supposed to be about Red Neck words and I used some old Yiddish type pronounced words.

I dunno if Yiddish Red Necks are permitted here 'ya 'all.

72.99,....such a bargain!

w2ilp (I'll Leave Peacefully)

[KF6RDN]

Quote[/b] (WD8OQX @ Dec. 06 2005,02:02)]If you listen to "Jeff" tell redneck jokes & it describes your neighbors,... What does that make you? # # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Isolated? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif


Ate some fish, isolated some possum!

[w5ljm]

Tuba:

Ma went to the corner store to get me a tuba Ben Gay

[KI4BNC]

wit' da coolin' gel?

[2D0BCR]

Quote[/b] (kd7msc @ Dec. 05 2005,20:36)]fascinate


My shirt has 10 buttons but I can only fascinate.
My friend has 10 buttons on his coat, he can only fascinate of them, even then it takes the contageous....

[KD7MSC]

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug
The reason you gave for calling in sick

Byte
What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro

Cache
Needed when you run out of food stamps

Chip
Pasture muffins you try not to step in

Terminal
Time to call the undertaker

Crash
When you go to Junior's party uninvited

Digital
The art of counting on your fingers

Diskette
Female Disco dancer

Fax
What you lie about to the IRS

Hacker
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hardcopy
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

Internet
Where cafeteria workers put their hair

Keyboard
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

Mac
Big Bubba's favorite food

Megahertz
How your head feels after 17 beers

Modem
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

Mouse Pad
Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

Online
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM
Where the Pope lives

Screen
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

Serial Port
A red wine you drink with breakfast

Superconductor
Amtrak's employee of the year

SCSI
What you call your week old underwear

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[KD7MSC]

THE HILLBILLY MEDICAL DICTIONARY



ARTERY: The study of painting

BACTERIA: The back door of the cafeteria

BARIUM: What the doctors do when patients die

BOWEL: A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

CAESARIAN SECTION: A neighborhood in Rome

CAT SCAN: Searching for a kitty

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her

COLIC: A sheep dog

D & C: Where Washington is

DILATE: To live long

ENEMA: Not a friend

FESTER: Quicker


G.I.SERIES: A Soldiers Ball Game

HANGNAIL: A coat hook

IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known

LABOR PAIN: Getting hurt at work

MEDICAL STAFF: A doctor's cane

MORBID: A higher offer

NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates

NODE: Was aware of

OUTPATIENT: A person who fainted

PAP SMEAR: A fatherhood test

PELVIS: A cousin to Elvis

POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier

RECOVERY ROOM: A place to do reupholstery

RECTUM: Dang near killed 'em

SEIZURE: A Roman Emperor

TABLET: A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport

TUMOR: More than one

URINE: Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE: Nearby

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[KE5FRF]

"He came from afar".....

What the redneck firefighter did when he got off work.

[KE5FRF]

guitars.....

What you do at the Goodyear shop.

[KD7MSC]

- Redneck Driving Etiquette -

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession

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[KE5FRF]

putter....

"Putter to bed, she looks tard."

[KE5FRF]

semaphore (flag signalling system)

semaphore

Drunk redneck at a new bands concert...."I ain't nebber heard of semaphore"

[KD7MSC]

Redneck astrology

* OKRA Dec 22 - Jan 20
Although ya appear crude, yer actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back
over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies!

* CHITLIN Jan 21 - Feb 19
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable talkin about jest where they came from. A chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealin with Chitlins,
be very careful. Chitlins kin burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a real mess. Chitlins are best with
Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around.

* BOLL WEEVIL Feb 20 - Mar 20
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into
the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their
right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

* MOON PIE Mar 21 - Apr 20
You're the type that spends a lotta time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies.
"Big" and "round" are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not
going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

* POSSUM Apr 21 - May 21
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a "don't - $ %&*#@ - bother
- me - about - it" attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably
not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work, and you may find your problems actually
running you over.

* CRAWFISH May 22 - Jun 21
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach
to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive
physically, but you have very, very good heads.

* COLLARDS Jun 22- Jul 23
Collards have a great genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with
the essences of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your
personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lota heartache.

* CATFISH Jul 24 - Aug 23
Catfish are real traditionalists in matters of the heart, with one exception: Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones.
You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else,
Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

* GRITS Aug 24 - Sep 23
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
to travel, though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy
or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.

* GOOBER (AKA PEANUT) Sep 24 - Oct 23
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones,
may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really
much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a
charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

* BUTTER BEAN Oct 24 - Nov 22
Always invite a Butter Bean cuz Butter Beans git along well with everbuddy. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've
grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

* ARMADILLO Nov 23 - Dec 21
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a
fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another, somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

[KB0YUP]

fur piece

(not necessarily a mink stole)

It's down the road a fur piece.

[KD7MSC]

ZAT: Is that.

"Zat yo dawg?"

[KF6RDN]

zackly

My dog's breath smells zackly like his butt.

[KA3TRX]

Question asked by electrician's wife:
Wireuinsulate?

[KE5FRF]

Disease...(duz-eez)

"Disease thangs really work?"

[KE5FRF]

Plarz

"Ya need to strip that warr with a parr of cuttin' plarz."

(Translation: Strip the wire with some side cutters)

[w5ljm]

peers:

It peers like the weather is a'changing outside.

[KD6NIG]

Faare:

2 ways it can be used:

HELP, MY TRUCK IS ON FAARE!

or

It is very FAARE to go to see my grandma.

Of course, my personal favorite:

LAW

Dang it cletus, I told you if you fired that gun in the backyard the neighbors would done go and call the law on us!

Whats funny is that I have a relative that uses that instead of police, exclusively. Its hard for me sometimes to not laugh when he says "Well, you did call the law out on them, didn't you?"

[KE5FRF]

LEATHER (lay-ther)

"Ya just cain't leather and be still can ya?

[KE5FRF]

turn-aider

"My trailer park got hit by a turnaider yisterdee".

[KE5FRF]

Wide Jupiter...(wie-d ju-put-er)

"Wide jupiter truck in the shop? Wer it makin' a funny noise?"

translation...."Why did you take her truck to the mechanic?"

Other questions with this theme...
"Wind jupiter truck in the shop"
"Howd jupiter truck in that ditch?"
"Ward jupiter coat, she's goin' outside."
"Hoo'id jupiter up against in a fight?"
"What'id jupiter down fer, she ain't never dun nothin' to you!"

[KE5FRF]

Ingratiate...(In-grace-shee-ait)

My o'lady went on a yurupeeun trip with the church. Ingratiate alotta gyro sanditches, said the taste kinder funny.

[KE5FRF]

Drorz...

"These kids these days walk around with thar drorz hangin' out of thar britches."

[WD8OQX]

what is funny (maybe not) is...
I heerd theeus kinda tolk ever blesid daey of mah liaf. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[KE5FRF]

Seattle....

"Seattle teach ya to mindjer own business."

[KE5FRF]

Quote[/b] (WD8OQX @ Dec. 07 2005,14:18)]what is funny (maybe not) is...
I heerd theeus kinda tolk #ever blesid daey of mah liaf. # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif
I am one of those people...LOL http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[KE5FRF]

Biggotry....

Opposite of little-o-tree.

[KE5FRF]

Whot-not

"Jim boiled some crawfish and whot-not."

[KW4MW]

Ruint

You burned the supper, it's ruint.

[AB8MA]

Integrate.

For New York City fashion models:

She went out in the street and fell integrate.

[KA4DPO]

A West Virginia State Trooper pulled an elderly gentleman over one night for weaving. The trooper approached the car and said, Sir, do you have any ID? The man looked up and said, bout what?

[KE5FRF]

JUST SAY NO TO MULLETS!!!

http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/brullthas.jpg

[KE5FRF]

Denigrate....


"We was out fishin' in the boat, denigrate big'ole storm cum up and we had ta quit.

[KE5FRF]

Hoodathawt.

"Hoodathawt about that hapnin' at church?"

[KF6RDN]

Jasker

Jasker if you coulda got tharn new radidio?

[KE5FRF]

danged idjit

"Cecil, quit bein' a danged idjit, why don't yee."

[KE5FRF]

Arrupem....

"You better arrupem tars bifurr the go flat."

[KE5FRF]

Boutlikeda

"He boutlikeda peed in his drorz when he heard that joke."

[KE5FRF]

Eyedruthernawt...

"Eyedruthernawt har you say that 'bout ma mamma!"

[KE5FRF]

Yuins

"You kids better get yuins butts to sleep."

[w5ljm]

Onta:

Hey Luther, you onta go to the rodayo with me?

[AD5UD]

It's dark in yere. Yamahtorta change thet laht bub.

[KI4BNC]

choker:
my galfreind was eatin' a steak and a peice of it got stuck in her throat n' likt to choker.

[KE5FRF]

Ininartwo.....

He orta be gettin' home from work ininartwo.

[KE5FRF]

Aortnot....

"Aortnot put'em payple in jail fer sumhem like thayat."

Translation for those who need it:

People shouldn't be improsoned for something so trivial."

[KE5FRF]

Fillowtma....(variation: fillatma)

"I jussabowt fillowtma char I laifed su'hard."

(It was really funny)

[K8EEI]

Fortify

#" I axed the OM at the swap meet how much .....he say Fortify #" ( or was it Fitty ?) #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KE5FRF]

Awl (variation: Urle)

"Ya need ta chik yer awl in yee truck, I thank eets gettin' low."

[KE5FRF]

"haif paised elebim uclock...Thaits when I goatha Piggly Wiggly ta git me a cowald drank and uh sambich fer launch."

(This awl cums su niatrul fer me, I growd up in Aist Tennessee in a holler up thar in tha Mowntins and now I live down heyar in Leezianar with them Cajins. I heerd awl kinder crazy tawlk down heyar. Buleev it er nawt, thaiy cawl me uh Yankee cuz I yewsta live up thar. These heyar cajin payple tawlk with uh aixent I caint kwite figger owt. Kinder sowns like'im Frainch payple o'er ire in Yerup.)

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[w5ljm]

A little exaggerated on the southern slang FRF. Sounds like the redneck speaking is part swahili, yankee, puerto rican, cajun, mexican, iraqi, irani, turkish, italian and american southerner. Or, he needed serious speech class in kindergarten. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[KE5FRF]

LOL

Believe it or not, I had neighbors who spoke with an accent absolutely that thick.

But, seriously, in today's day and age, with cable TV in every home, and all sorts of media influencing the South, the only people with accents that thick are old or live in VERY rural areas. Actually, being a Southerner, I feel a sense of pride in my heritage, and want the dialect of the South to be passed on and preserved to some degree. In my opinion, as long as people know how to spell properly, and punctuate correctly, accents are only a culture thing, not a sign of ignorance, and our different cultures throughout this country are part of what makes us great.

Just don't come down here and laugh if you hear me order maished taters at a restaurant.

[KI4BNC]

japoricanishican?

[KI4CIA]

Quote[/b] (KE5FRF @ Dec. 07 2005,18:58)]Just don't come down here and laugh if you hear me order maished taters at a restaurant.
Sumtin' wrong with maished taters? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif I order 'em all the time with catfish and okry.

My uncle talks almost as bad. And he's a preacher! He can always tell when he's said something wrong because he'll catch one or two of us trying not to laugh. (for example-he sees nothing wrong with saying Chi-CAR-go)




If you want to hear an accent ... try someone with a mix of Oklahoma, Texas, and Alabama mixed ... now that's a combination!!!


Sorry I can't come up with any redneck words ... can't distinguish between which are "normal" and which are "redneck". http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KW4MW]

WHYDONCHA INSTEDDA

As in:

WHYDONCHA put all of your redneck phrases in one post INSTEDDA taking up half the thread?

[KE5FRF]

Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Dec. 07 2005,22:38)]WHYDONCHA # INSTEDDA

As in: #

WHYDONCHA put all of your redneck phrases in one post INSTEDDA taking up half the thread?
cawzipostum asithankemup

As in, I'm having fun, and haven't thought twice about it. Do you own the server that the site is administered from? Should I make a donation to you for the $.0001 of disc storage space I consumed, or hire a lawyer for inflaming your carpel-tunnel syndrome by making you click "next" so much?

[KW4MW]

Quote[/b] ] I'm having fun, and haven't thought twice about it.
Obviously!

Your posts aren't that funny so why should the rest of us have to scroll over your endless but futile attempts at humor?

[KE5FRF]

Take your medication, go kick your dog. Might help with the uptightness.

I really don't give a flip if you think its funny or not, troller, you are just looking for an arguement, just like half the people here. This is the first thread I have participated in that I figured would be free of conflict, because it is a joke thread, but boy, even the joke threads get defiled with the hershey-squirts that come from some people's a-holes, or did that crap come from the other end?

OK, now that I have attacked your poophead personality, are there any cool personas in that "Cybil" head of yours with pleasant things to say? Or did you forget to take that medication too?

[KF6RDN]

Doesn't bother me.. It's all in fun as far as I'm concerned.
Not that I own or have any fiscal interest in this server.

With that,
fiscal

Don't come in here and gripe, or we'll have to get fiscal.

[KE5FRF]

I just read your biography. I read a very noble comment at the end.
Quote[/b] ]Many of you will notice that I post to QRZ.COM quite frequently. Please understand that although we may often disagree on some things, usually political, that in no way reduces my respect for any of you as fellow hams. The mere fact that you made the effort to gain your license indicates to me that you are capable of thinking and applying logic to your thoughts.

So please tell me why, with that very intelligent and Christian sounding comment and encouraging tone, did you choose to insult me and my participation here on QRZ? I apologize, because I got defensive real quick, but as a former soldier, an electronics technician, and a fellow ham, I ask you why my threads got under your skin so. Is it because I'm a Southerner? Sorry, I can't help that. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KD7MSC]

Saar: The opposite of sweet. "These pickles Sure are saar."

[KE5FRF]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 07 2005,23:29)]Doesn't bother me.. # It's all in fun as far as I'm concerned.
Not that I own or have any fiscal interest in this server.

With that,
fiscal

Don't come in here and gripe, or we'll have to get fiscal.
I like your wit!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KE5FRF]

Quote[/b] (kd7msc @ Dec. 07 2005,23:35)]Saar: The opposite of sweet. "These pickles Sure are saar."
ROFL...good one!

[KD7MSC]

You may be a hi-tech Redneck,
·
· If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
·
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

· If the sticker on your computer says, "My other computer is a laptop."
·
If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

· If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

· If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

· If your wife said either she or the computer "had to go," and you still don't miss her.

· If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

· If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."

· If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

· If you start all your e-mails with the words: "Howdy y'all!"

· You've ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.

· When your friends comment on your "nice boots" and you say "Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."

· When you're honked off at your computer warranty because it doesn't cover damage from "Bovine Saliva."

· When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.

· When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."

· If you've ever been to "http://www.hee-haw.com."

· When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of the Orient" CD-ROM.

· When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and PCMCIA sockets.

· When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.

· When you have 17 different versions of DOOM, but you still can't write your name.

· If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone with modem and fax option.

· If you know that NORTON UTILITY isn't a power company.


http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KF6RDN]

Quote[/b] (KE5FRF @ Dec. 07 2005,21:36)]Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 07 2005,23:29)]Doesn't bother me.. # It's all in fun as far as I'm concerned.
Not that I own or have any fiscal interest in this server.

With that,
fiscal

Don't come in here and gripe, or we'll have to get fiscal.
I like your wit!! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Both halves? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KE5FRF]

Manijew....

"Manijew see that biggo fish Bubba cawt yisterdi?"


And just to satisfy any complaints about too many posts...

Obliviate....

Q:"Whut haippend ta Clem?"
A:"Obliviate a spoilt piece achikin' and thay took'em to tha'mergency room.

[KF6RDN]

Shiite. #(Muslim variation)

Shiite. #(expletive)

Shiite, don't worry about the number of posts, I just posts 'em as I think 'em.

[w5ljm]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Dec. 07 2005,17:57)]I just posts 'em as I think 'em.
thassa:

Man, thassa scary thought!

[KE5FRF]

Wernchia.....

"Wernchia goin' ta go own a dite this yar? Whut happend?"

Translation...What happened to your plans to lose weight?

Wyoncha....

"Wyoncha come o'er hiar an give me a kiss?"

"Please give me a kiss"

Benidictus....

"Old Jeb, he sure has (censored) lately"
"Widejew Extra class ops keep on (censored) NCTS?"


kiltowatt....
"Bubba kiltowatt? Oh, I haird ya that time. He kilt a deer.

[KB3KBR]

Mayonnaise


Mayonnaise some hot gurls in this bar!!

Mayonnaise

[KI4LZK]

Yup, well on its way to top the word association game http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif)

[KW4MW]

FRF #Recall that I said Quote[/b] ]WHYDONCHA # INSTEDDA

As in: #

WHYDONCHA put all of your redneck phrases in one post INSTEDDA taking up half the thread?Please note that I did not specify anyone in particular but yes, I was targeting you in what I thought was a funny and chiding manner. ##I thought hopefully that you would see the error of your ways and maybe cool it a bit with the shotgun posts.

Unfortunately you replied thusly: Quote[/b] ]As in, I'm having fun, and haven't thought twice about it. Do you own the server that the site is administered from? Should I make a donation to you for the $.0001 of disc storage space I consumed, or hire a lawyer for inflaming your carpel-tunnel syndrome by making you click "next" so much?
Hmmm - at that point I figured I was dealing with a smart-a$$ed teenager so I looked up your biog. #Then I was really confused since apparently I am communicating with an adult.

As to: Quote[/b] ]Take your medication, go kick your dog. Might help with the uptightness.
I wasn't nor am I now uptight Quote[/b] ] really don't give a flip if you think its funny or not, troller, you are just looking for an arguement, just like half the people here. This is the first thread I have participated in that I figured would be free of conflict, because it is a joke thread, but boy, even the joke threads get defiled with the hershey-squirts that come from some people's a-holes, or did that crap come from the other end? Please notice that although I did criticze your posts I still have not insulted you personally despite all of the venom you have flung my way. #Troller - no.

You continued: Quote[/b] ]OK, now that I have attacked your poophead personality, are there any cool personas in that "Cybil" head of yours with pleasant things to say? Or did you forget to take that medication too?
"pleasant things to say" ?? - I'm not the one doing all of the trash talk.

And quite frankly I would not have bothered reply to any of your remarks if you had not made this final post.

Quote[/b] ]So please tell me why, with that very intelligent and Christian sounding comment and encouraging tone, did you choose to insult me and my participation here on QRZ? I apologize, because I got defensive real quick, but as a former soldier, an electronics technician, and a fellow ham, I ask you why my threads got under your skin so. Is it because I'm a Southerner? Sorry, I can't help that.Well, I don't know about the Christian sounding part, I thought I made my biog as generic as I possibly could. #As far as insulting you, well that was never my intent, I repeat - my orig post was meant to chide you in a funny, non-insulting way - NO, I don't own the forum and NO, it's not my job to police the boards - I did think you were going a bit overboard though.

Look, I recognized the fact that you were new to QRZ and I sincerely meant to only give you some kind of warning - if you will - about posting on this forum. #It can get pretty rough at times. #If you don't think so, just watch and see who will jump in here and try to flame me for this post. #

It was never my intent in the first place to insult you, but just to slow you down a bit. # I sincerely hope you understand where I was coming from and I really look forward to seeing further posts from you.

BTW - Southerners are my favorite people.

[KE5FRF]

Quote[/b] ]It was never my intent in the first place to insult you, but just to slow you down a bit. # I sincerely hope you understand where I was coming from and I really look forward to seeing further posts from you.

Like I said, I apologize for the abrubt defensive posture I took. I have been just recently posting on QRZ more than in the past, but that is why I looked up your post to see if you fit the bill of the normal flamers on here. maybe I misinterpreted your intent, and that is why I jumped the gun, but remember, this is not the bands, there is no FCC regulation here, and there is no established proticol. I am as courteous as any ham you'll ever meet on the bands, in fact, I'm somewhat shy and prefer to listen more than talk, but the internet is a different venue. The person who posted this joke thread was looking for redneck words and expressions. Yes, I have been a "HAM", and maybe a little (or a lot) obnoxious, but I haven't cussed, and only one post might have bordered on risquee' . I have had fun posting on this thread as a refuge from the argumentitive tone of the other threads. I might have come across childishly, but your comment was percieved by me as smart-allicky, and grumpy, and I was just saying "lighten up" , this thread is for fun...and I was throwing a little smart-alleck back at you. Again, I apologize, I hope no hard feelings are taken, and I hope you find humor in my posts, because I'm still going to participate.

Sincerely 73, KE5FRF



sinsarlee sarry....

"I am sinsarlee sarry."

[w5ljm]

Thar's a bar!

Whar?

Over thar!

[KF6RDN]

Y’all

There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch,
Roll, and Y'all."

[KF6RDN]

JERBAHS

If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git
back to work, jerbahs is gonna far you!

JAWJUH

A highly flammable state just north of Florida.

MUNTS

My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint
herd from him in munts.

[w5ljm]

Daze:


Daze betta come on if daze are a-going with us.

[KF6RDN]

Ahmagit'n


Ahmagit'n ready to go town!


Juyontny

Juyontny beer?

Jauntsamore

Jauntsamore beer?

[KI4BNC]

apolize?
(just asking)
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[KI4CIA]

holler

My Uncle would have to go down in the holler to get water outa the well when he was a young'un.


crick

Ya comin'?

If the crick don't rise and the Lord tarries.

[KE5FRF]

toe-rup...


Jimbo, he got all toe-rup 'bout his daddy goin' ti jail.

[KF6RDN]

Dragon

Damn dog keeps a dragon his arse all over the rug!

Poppyseed

If poppyseed you with that gun he's gunna tan your hide!

[KE5FRF]

Gun....


"I'm gun to the traicter-pull, y'onna come?"

Witchin....Uparr...O'erire....

"Witchin you gun go to, the one uparr in Birmin'haim, er the one o'erire in Jaicksin? "

[W2ILP]

Ay fordy, gimme fitty, gimme sickky, aydy, niney, hundead, mumble, mumble, mumble, jumble, fumble. lumber...Sold to the American!
--Mr. F.E. Boone of Lexington, Kentucky--

w2ilp (Inc-anted Lucky-strike Promotions)

[KC0KBH]

Quote[/b] ]
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck.
O is for the oil I put on my hair.
T is for T Bird.
H is for Haggard.
E is for Eggs.
R is for REDNECK!


Recognize that? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w5ljm]

Jerry Jeff Walker tune, I believe.

[KC0KBH]

Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Dec. 11 2005,02:59)]Jerry Jeff Walker tune, I believe.
Yep.

[N0KLT]

Is Jerry Jeff still around? I haven't heard anything of him for quite a few years, not that I pay that much attention.

[KC0KBH]

Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ Dec. 11 2005,12:54)]Is Jerry Jeff still around? I haven't heard anything of him for quite a few years, not that I pay that much attention.
On Yahoo music there appears to be a fairly recent picture of him. I don't really know. Listening to "Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother" now.

[WA5KRP]

Jerry Jeff is fine, stayin' sober, and doin' the occasional gig, mostly in Texas where he belongs.

Concet Tour (http://www.jerryjeff.com/otr.htm)




http://www.jerryjeff.com/gifs/logo-sm.gif


WA5KRP
Feelinfine, Texas

[N0KLT]

Quote[/b] (WA5KRP @ Dec. 11 2005,22:27)]Jerry Jeff is fine, stayin' sober, and doin' the occasional gig, mostly in Texas where he belongs.

Concet Tour (http://www.jerryjeff.com/otr.htm)




http://www.jerryjeff.com/gifs/logo-sm.gif


WA5KRP
Feelinfine, Texas
Kewl,

Based on past record, his being around is a little surprising but then the Stones and Willy are still around and have survived at least as much as he has.

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (kd7msc @ Dec. 06 2005,19:44)]Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
When I meet a skunk, IT backs up -------

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[KF6RDN]

MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States.

Usage: "My fellow Markins..."

[KE5FRF]

Murrah...

Have a Murrah Christmas

Rund...

"Grandmaw got rund over by a reindeer"

Fuleez Nawveedawt...

Spanish Redneck for Merry Christmas

Sawt...

"An'if yee ever sawt him, yood even say hit glote."

Sainey Clawz..

The guy who comes down the chimney.

[KC0KBH]

If it hasen't been said,
Jamaican-
What'd yamakin' for supper? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W2LYS]

Wow... Jerry Jeff Walker...

One of the things I love about living in South Texas is the host of regional musicians that play some damn good music, but unfortunately get little to no exposure out of this area.

Robert Earl Keen... The Road Goes on Forever and the Party Never Ends
"Robert Keen... Robert Keen... Can ya come help me for a minute?"

Gary P. Nunn... That's What I Like About Texas
"I could tell you what I like about Texas, but we'd be here all night long"

There's also folks like Joe Ely, Tish Hinojosa... and of course George Strait is from Pearsall, just south of San Antonio. There's more I could mention... but we'd be here all night long....

Put any of 'em on the stage at Gruene Hall, me in the audience with a cold one... that's heaven to me.

[W2LYS]

I just thought of something after I posted this. I'm sure many of you have never heard of Gruene Hall, in Gruene TX, just west of New Braunfels, Texas...

There was a dance scene from the John Travolta movie "Michael" where he plays an angel that was filmed there. Hope I got the movie title right.

Any way, it's a neat place and a true Texas dance hall...

Gruene Hall (http://www.gruenehall.com)

[K4KYV]

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a redneck tale?

A: A fairy tale begins, "Once opon a time..."
A redneck tale begins "You ain't gonna believe this shi.."

[KD7MSC]

Don't know if this one has been said yet. Here goes.

Raisin Bread


I am tellin ya that RaisinBread. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KF6RDN]

EAR

He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!

BOB WAR
Boy, stay away from that bob war fence!

[N0JAA]

CANDLE


Your momma's sick. Think you candle 911?

[W0LPQ]

That is why the blonde redneck had a problem ... no 11 on her phone..

Bill, W0LPQ

[KF6RDN]

Bimbino: A baby bimbo

DOCTOR (Taking up his stethoscope): Big breaths.
ADOLESCENT REDNECK BLONDE: Yeth, and I'm not even thixteen yet.

Quarterback:
What you get back from your beer purchase.



Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul. #He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Bubba.

Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."

[w5ljm]

You might be a redneck if...

if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs for santa

[w5ljm]

... if your version of friday night fights occurs in your front yard instead of on your television

[w5ljm]

...you might be a red neck if someone ask to hunt in your front yard

[KE5FRF]

Have you ever heard a redneck with a lisp?

I havea friend who introduces himself as "Bicheal Burphy thrum Biluthi, Bithathippi. (Mike Murphy from Biloxi, MS)

[w5ljm]

Toilet
I was going toilet you go on a fishing trip with me.

[KC0KBH]

"I'll fix your flat tire Merle, Don't you get your sweet country picking fingers
All covered with earl". http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w5ljm]

mediate

I'm suprized he can git up from the table after all that mediate. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K7NYS]

Penis

The doctor gave me a cup and said, "Here, penis cup"

[KF6RDN]

RETARD

"My granpaw retard at age 65.."

TARRED

"I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS

"We Southerners are willing to fight for our rats."

[K7NYS]

RAFFLE

"....Ma, git me muh raffle, I'm a goin huntin'"