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w7lpn
10-13-2005, 02:42 PM
The Atheist Professor


Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that
for once and for all he was going to prove there was
no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are
real, then I want you to

knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went
by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off
this platform!!!!"

Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted
God saying, "Here I
am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a NAVY SEAL, just

released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full
force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform.

The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly
took his seat in the
front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and
fell silent...
waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
shaken. He looked at
the SEAL in the front row. When the professor
regained his senses and could
speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
you?! Why did you do
that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
who are protecting your
right to say stupid crap and act like an ass!!!

So he sent me." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

KC0MIS
10-13-2005, 04:28 PM
I wish that I had been there to witness that.
Not only would that SEAL have gotten a standing ovation from me, he would also have gotten any amount of his favorite adult beverage.

73,
Chuck

w0aew
10-13-2005, 04:37 PM
The gullibility of some folks never ceases to amaze!
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W0LPQ
10-13-2005, 04:47 PM
Over the last 5-6 years this one has said Rangers, Marines, Seals .... you name it.

Not even close to fact, but neat.

OES I agree.

Bill, W0LPQ

w0aew
10-13-2005, 04:51 PM
Yeah. Why couldn't they make the guy a Navy corpsman or sparks for a change? How about an AF clerk in Seattle someplace? Why does it always have to be some macho grunt from one of the elites?
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KE7DFP
10-13-2005, 05:07 PM
Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,09:51)]Yeah. Why couldn't they make the guy a Navy corpsman or sparks for a change? How about an AF clerk in Seattle someplace? Why does it always have to be some macho grunt from one of the elites?
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Seals aren't "Grunts"?, fool. #You berate military personnel that do a dangerous job, so YOU don't have to defend yourself, then you get smart like some punk Kid. . Were you marching anywhere around the country on Sept. 24? Oh, I forgot, to your kind "Macho" is a bad, mean spirited word. Men shouldn't be Macho, strong, or capable of taking care of themselves. #Definitely, warrior qualities are taboo in the Liberal male. #Limp wristed Demonstrator pussies, smart asses, good. #Highly trained, effecient, U.S. Military Elite, that know how to fight and protect our people, bad. #It knever surprises ME how gullible people are to buy into the liberal lifestyle.

KE7DFP
10-13-2005, 05:10 PM
Well, ya, no one thinks it really happened, it's implied it 's just a story.

w0aew
10-13-2005, 05:13 PM
Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,10:07)]Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,09:51)]Yeah. Why couldn't they make the guy a Navy corpsman or sparks for a change? How about an AF clerk in Seattle someplace? Why does it always have to be some macho grunt from one of the elites?
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Seals aren't "Grunts"?, fool. You berate military personnel that do a dangerous job, so YOU don't have to defend yourself, then you get smart like some punk Kid. . Were you marching anywhere around the country on Sept. 24? Oh, I forgot, to your kind "Macho" is a bad, mean spirited word. Men shouldn't be Macho, strong, or capable of taking care of themselves. Definitely, warrior qualities are taboo in the Liberal male. Limp wristed Demonstrator pussies, smart asses, good. Highly trained, effecient, U.S. Military Elite, that know how to fight and protect our people, bad. It knever surprises ME how gullible people are to buy into the liberal lifestyle.
Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

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K8ERV
10-13-2005, 05:20 PM
Quote[/b] (ke7eke @ Oct. 13 2005,07:42)]So he sent me." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
He was wrong. I did not send him. But I did give him directions!!

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

ad4mg
10-13-2005, 05:20 PM
Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. #All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.

KE7DFP
10-13-2005, 05:26 PM
Quote[/b] (ad4mg @ Oct. 13 2005,10:20)]Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. #All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.
Didn't see any Bush puppets. #Saw a LOT of Red Puppets in the Democrats March on Sept. 24, though. #How come the Democrats always try to HIDE who they really are? How can you have anti-war tantrums (rallies) organized by the communist Party and think knowbody's going to know your masters are in Peking?

w0aew
10-13-2005, 05:28 PM
Quote[/b] (ad4mg @ Oct. 13 2005,10:20)]Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.
Oh yeah, I forgot--those guys pretending to be rabid conservatives acting the fool. It started out as a pretty lame joke and just got worse. But hey, no one comes to this board expecting literary genius! Satire is a very tricky rhetorical tool and can undo the inexpert.

nx6d
10-13-2005, 05:30 PM
Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,09:07)]Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,09:51)]Yeah. Why couldn't they make the guy a Navy corpsman or sparks for a change? How about an AF clerk in Seattle someplace? Why does it always have to be some macho grunt from one of the elites?
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Seals aren't "Grunts"?, fool. #You berate military personnel that do a dangerous job, so YOU don't have to defend yourself, then you get smart like some punk Kid. . Were you marching anywhere around the country on Sept. 24? #Oh, I forgot, to your kind "Macho" is a bad, mean spirited word. Men shouldn't be Macho, strong, or capable of taking care of themselves. #Definitely, warrior qualities are taboo in the Liberal male. #Limp wristed Demonstrator pussies, smart asses, good. #Highly trained, effecient, U.S. Military Elite, that know how to fight and protect our people, bad. #It knever surprises ME how gullible people are to buy into the liberal lifestyle.
somebody do something bad to your cornflakes this morning, dfp?

this stort is just more internet gibberish ciculated by brain dead right wing lunatics.

it never ceases to amaze me that some people haven't progressed beyond being the 4th grade bully. on the other hand, acting like a macho bonehead doesn't require much thought or intelligence, so i guess i have my answer.

dave wx7b

nx6d
10-13-2005, 05:33 PM
Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,09:26)]Quote[/b] (ad4mg @ Oct. 13 2005,10:20)]Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. #All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.
Didn't see any Bush puppets. #Saw a LOT of Red Puppets in the Democrats March on Sept. 24, though. #How come the Democrats always try to HIDE who they really are? How can you have anti-war tantrums (rallies) organized by the communist Party and think knowbody's going to know your masters are in Peking?
dfp has taken uey's place as "the ham that channels joe mccarthy"

should we start calling you joe, dfp?

you need to get out more.

ad4mg
10-13-2005, 05:33 PM
dfp:Quote[/b] ]How can you have anti-war tantrums (rallies) organized by the communist Party and think knowbody's going to know your masters are in Peking?
Man, did you fall and bump your head on something? #Are you so damn smart that you know my views and political affiliation, or is this just another of your childish tantrums?

You have a serious attitude problem dude.

W5HTW
10-13-2005, 05:38 PM
Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,10:10)]Well, ya, no one thinks it really happened, it's implied it 's just a story.
A fable, or myth. Or, as called in the Bible, a "parable."

And totally senseless, with neither human nor Godly logic.

Ed

ac4ut
10-13-2005, 05:53 PM
Such a professor should be knocked on his A** for bringing up religious content in a clasroom....right? or maybe left.
Gets confusing in the some issues,doesn't it?

KE7DFP
10-13-2005, 06:14 PM
Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Oct. 13 2005,10:33)]Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,09:26)]Quote[/b] (ad4mg @ Oct. 13 2005,10:20)]Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. #All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.
Didn't see any Bush puppets. #Saw a LOT of Red Puppets in the Democrats March on Sept. 24, though. #How come the Democrats always try to HIDE who they really are? How can you have anti-war tantrums (rallies) organized by the communist Party and think knowbody's going to know your masters are in Peking?
dfp has taken uey's place as "the ham that channels joe mccarthy"

should we start calling you joe, dfp?

you need to get out more.
Do you every make a Post that is anything more than playground whinning? # Say something , take a position, make a point, #Your just making your whole Party look even MORE ridiculous. Every response is the same canned stream, #of the same canned phrases, and the same canned name calling. Grow up! #How about some original thinking here, Dave. #I could just as easily write your responses for you, and no one would ever notice the difference of authorship. You seem to have a problem with self control, also. #You said you had answered me for the last time, yet you bite twice in a row over some harmless comment I make.

nx6d
10-13-2005, 06:34 PM
Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,10:14)]Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Oct. 13 2005,10:33)]Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Oct. 13 2005,09:26)]Quote[/b] (ad4mg @ Oct. 13 2005,10:20)]Quote[/b] ]Touchy, ain't he? Must've been something he's seen on the news lately to set him off like this.

Or maybe he's just misplaced his meds.

Naw ... he's just gotten himself all lathered up in the "moron" thread. #All the Bush puppets are there showing their asses.
Didn't see any Bush puppets. #Saw a LOT of Red Puppets in the Democrats March on Sept. 24, though. #How come the Democrats always try to HIDE who they really are? How can you have anti-war tantrums (rallies) organized by the communist Party and think knowbody's going to know your masters are in Peking?
dfp has taken uey's place as "the ham that channels joe mccarthy"

should we start calling you joe, dfp?

you need to get out more.
Do you every make a Post that is anything more than playground whinning? # Say something , take a position, make a point, #Your just making your whole Party look even MORE ridiculous. Every response is the same canned stream, #of the same canned phrases, and the same canned name calling. Grow up! #How about some original thinking here, Dave. #I could just as easily write your responses for you, and no one would ever notice the difference of authorship. You seem to have a problem with self control, also. #You said you had answered me for the last time, yet you bite twice in a row over some harmless comment I make.
grow up? playground whining? you even steal my material!

uh,yeah...coming from you, mr. commies under every rock...

your comments are completely deserving of ridicule because they are predictable and absurd.

there's nothing "harmless" about your blatherings. it's the typical right wing "spaghetti-throw" mentality you and rjr specialize in. say the same stupid thing over and over and over again, SOME people might believe it as "truth" because they've heard it more than once. Sorry, dfp. A'int gonna fly.

bore me some more with the rooster in the barnyard tactics. Just deal with the fact you are going to get challenged on every irresponsible statement you make.

You and your right wing fellow travelers aren't going to define MY ideology through misstatements and lies.

dave wx7b

w0aew
10-13-2005, 06:44 PM
Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Oct. 13 2005,10:30)]somebody do something bad to your cornflakes this morning, dfp?
I think he got his hemorrhoid cream mixed up with his toothpaste.

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KA4DPO
10-13-2005, 07:00 PM
Quote[/b] (KC0MIS @ Oct. 13 2005,09:28)]I wish that I had been there to witness that.
Not only would that SEAL have gotten a standing ovation from me, he would also have gotten any amount of his favorite adult beverage.

73,
Chuck
Dood, you thought that was for real?

w5klb
10-13-2005, 07:04 PM
I see where this thread is going... down the toilet quickly.

Let's talk...

First to the orginal poster EKE:

I can appreciate the story, but, sorry to say, it's just words. In the story, you can place a Marine, Air Force, Coast Guardman, Army... whoever you like and this fable works just as well. But it's just a story. Nothing like that has ever happened.

To OES:

It's the SOLDIER... er... "elitest" who is in a foxhole, defacating and urinating in his uniform, praying to GOD that he lives to see his daughter grow up, dodging bullets and bombs in some Godforsaken desert- NOT the stateside AF clerk with the cushy desk job. That's the reason these "elitest" are used in this fictional story. It is they who are the REAL HERO"S. Not you and damn sure not me.

I would just LOVE for you to spend ONE DAY doing what these "elitist" do out in the desert or in any other war. You probably be begging to go back to your Cindy Sheehan meetups. You would be what a harden Combat Marine would call a "NON HACKER".

BTW, some US Navy Corpmen are directly attached to a Fleet Marine Combat forces. The Marine Corps uses US Navy Corpmen for the care of their wounded IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE. They are REQUIRED to wear the uniform of the US Marine Corps except they have a "crow" instead of "stripes" to indicate their rank. They are just some more "elitest" you need to be familiar with and be thankful for.

Infantry Marines are traditionally called "Grunts". Army infantry are traditionally called "Dog faces".

How do I know this? I'm a former Aviation Support Equipment Technician #(AS) First Class (E-6) who served proudly in the US Navy from 1979-1991. During my tour I have worked around every branch of the military except Army. But I have a very dear Combat Vietnam Veteran friend of mine who is a former Army and has earned a Bronze Star.

OES, be careful of who you call "elitest". Be informed. mmkay? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

w0aew
10-13-2005, 07:08 PM
I like this version better:


The Atheist Professor


Two things Navy AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6)S are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that
for once and for all he was going to prove there was
no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are
real, then I want you to

knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went
by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off
this platform!!!!"

Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted
God saying, "Here I
am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a NAVY AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6), just

released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) hit him full
force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform.

The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) nonchalantly
took his seat in the
front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and
fell silent...
waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
shaken. He looked at
the AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) in the front row. When the professor
regained his senses and could
speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
you?! Why did you do
that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
who are protecting your
right to say stupid crap and act like an ass!!!

So he sent me."

AG3Y
10-13-2005, 07:12 PM
I've heard a different version of the tale, for those of you who don't like the "elitest" military version.

As the flood waters were rising around the old saint's house, a couple of neighbors came over to her and said, "come away with us, before your house gets flooded!" " Oh, no! I'll be OK, you will see God will take care of me!"

A while later, as the waters started creeping into the 1st floor of her house, a couple of guys in a Hummer drove through the rapidly rising waters, and the same dialog occurred!

Finally, the water was up to her roof, and two men in a boat came by to pick her up, with the same conversation taking place.

Finally, the old saint was standing before God in Eternity, and rather disappointedly asked Him why He hadn't taken care of her, like she expected Him to do.

"Why didn't I take care of you? " asked God. "Well, I sent some neighbors, a couple of guys in a Hummer, and some others in a boat to pick you up! Why didn't you escape when you had those chances ? "

73, Jim

w5klb
10-13-2005, 08:08 PM
Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,12:08)]I like this version better:


The Atheist Professor


Two things Navy AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN #(AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6)S are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
the ACLU, was teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he
flatly stated that
for once and for all he was going to prove there was
no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are
real, then I want you to

knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went
by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off
this platform!!!!"

Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted
God saying, "Here I
am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a NAVY AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN #(AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6), just

released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN #(AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) hit him full
force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform.

The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked. They
began to babble in confusion. The AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN #(AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) nonchalantly
took his seat in the
front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and
fell silent...
waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
shaken. He looked at
the AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN #(AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) in the front row. When the professor
regained his senses and could
speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
you?! Why did you do
that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
who are protecting your
right to say stupid crap and act like an ass!!!

So he sent me."
ewwwwww....

I be skeerd now. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

You have "issues" with the TRUTH. Does your little childish rant bother me? Naw. Your post is hilarious and good for "comic relief". Thanks for the laugh. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

You are so far out in left field, I'm surprized you haven't "enlightened" us " with your commentary on Das Kapital. Maybe you can get your hero Cindy Sheehan to help you post a another childish rant AFTER you bail her out of jail. <snicker>

Remember: You can always be replaced by toilet that flushes. <<WHOOOOSH!>> #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Got anything else you want to add, Comrade? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

n2nh
10-13-2005, 08:21 PM
Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,12:08)]I like this version better:
<span style='color:darkblue'>Me too. Those NAVY AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6) are tough customers</span>

Quote[/b] (w5klb @ Oct. 13 2005,16:08)]
Got anything else you want to add, Comrade? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
<span style='color:darkred'>That's pathetically funny. (Thinking of big eyed waifs. Thinking of sad lions. Thinking of sad lions eating big eyed waifs.)
Please stop before I split my sides. LOL!
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KE7DFP
10-13-2005, 09:01 PM
WX7B---What, still no intelligent point to your diatribe?? #I wish you WOULD challenge everything I say, but that would require a modicum of logic. #You have never once, presented an intelligent arguement or rebutal. This is not challenging my beliefs, #this is just the same canned, sheep bleating. #Where as I can smell the manure, I can make no sense out of the Ba-a-a-ahs. #Yes, it does fly Dave. #Because what I say is backed up with logic and fact. #Your reponse is ALWAYS to throw a red faced (no pun intended) tantrum. #That doesn't dispute my points, IT REINFORCES THEM. #You lose everytime you can't come up with an answer. #So I'm going to let you try one more time, and I'll keep it real simple, so you don't get confused. I state a point, then you get a Rebutal. #See?This is just one simple point so you should have no trouble handling it. #Here's my truthful statement. #&quot;The Anti-war movement Leadership, at the Highest levels, are Communist Organizers&quot;. #Now watch this everbody, you all know what X-ray seven B is about to say --and it won't include a scap of logic.

w0aew
10-13-2005, 09:52 PM
What's that joke that starts off with the rabbi, a priest, and an AVIATION SUPPORT EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN (AS) FIRST CLASS (E-6).....?

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w7lpn
10-14-2005, 05:10 AM
Quote[/b] (WA5OES @ Oct. 13 2005,09:37)]The gullibility of some folks never ceases to amaze!
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I never ever claimed this was true...hehehe! Still, I thought it would be neat to see, and it kinda makes a point don't ya think? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

w7lpn
10-14-2005, 05:14 AM
Can you believe how easy it is to stir up a bunch of B.S. with a stupid joke? Jeez guys! don't take life or yourselves so darned serious all the time. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

KC2ESD
10-14-2005, 07:13 AM
God works in Mistery Ways, This time sending in a Navy Seal to do the Job LOLROTF http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

kf6rdn
10-14-2005, 11:51 AM
Quote[/b] (ke7eke @ Oct. 13 2005,22:14)]Can you believe how easy it is to stir up a bunch of B.S. with a stupid joke? Jeez guys! don't take life or yourselves so darned serious all the time. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Now THAT is truth..

We the many, amused by the few...

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K8ERV
10-14-2005, 09:09 PM
RDN: Where did you get that avatar of your Mother-in-Law?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

w7lpn
10-16-2005, 01:36 AM
Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Oct. 14 2005,14:09)]RDN: Where did you get that avatar of your Mother-in-Law?

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
That pic or your's is uglier. I'd be careful if I were you. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

w0aew
10-16-2005, 01:09 PM
Quote[/b] (ke7eke @ Oct. 15 2005,18:36)]That pic or your's is uglier. I'd be careful if I were you. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
It's just the spectacles. Wrong type of frames for his face.

kb2vxa
10-16-2005, 11:03 PM
Just another fairy tale from the &quot;Jesus freaks&quot; we thought had grown up when the 60s passed. Yes, they grew up and some are famous like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Jerry Springer.

Now I remember reading something in the Bible about those who claim to speak for God and God never spoke to them. Maybe someone can remember where it's written, I'm not a thumper who can spout chapter and verse (and often get it wrong).

A thiest is one who believes in a god, so what then is athiest but a problem with pronunciation?

KF0RT
10-17-2005, 01:01 AM
Jerry Springer? A famous &quot;Jesus Freak?&quot;

Can I get that episode on DVD? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

73, Rob

wv6z
10-17-2005, 01:52 AM
Quote[/b] (kb2vxa @ Oct. 15 2005,17:03)]Just another fairy tale from the &quot;Jesus freaks&quot; we thought had grown up when the 60s passed. Yes, they grew up and some are famous like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Jerry Springer.

Blah blah blah.................................
Bwaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa! When did Jerry become a Christian, much less a Jesus Freak........ you guys crack me up! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

W8EFA
10-17-2005, 01:58 AM
Quote[/b] (ku4my @ Oct. 16 2005,18:52)]Quote[/b] (kb2vxa @ Oct. 15 2005,17:03)]Just another fairy tale from the &quot;Jesus freaks&quot; we thought had grown up when the 60s passed. Yes, they grew up and some are famous like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Jerry Springer.

Blah blah blah.................................
Bwaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa! When did Jerry become a Christian, much less a Jesus Freak........ you guys crack me up! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
That is for sure.

Jerry Springer is Jewish.

W2ILP
10-17-2005, 02:24 AM
Yep... Jerry Springer is Jewish. As a Jew by ancestry I'm ashamed of him. He panders to those who want to see troubled people fight with each other. IMHO he is worse than a pornographer. He claims to be a preaching humanist...but he appears to me to be an anti-humanist
I guess THATS SHOW BIZ.
What I don't understand is how he gets his audience to yell...&quot;Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...&quot; like he is some kind of a God. How can he be either religious or atheistic? He appears to be hypocritical about both philosophies. I think he needs a session with Dr. Phil.

w2ilp (Instigating Lunatic Pugilists?)

W2ILP
10-17-2005, 02:31 AM
You can never believe that a message from God is authentic unless He follows up with a QSL card, that doesn't ask for a donation.

w2ilp (Inscribed Legitimate Proof)

wv6z
10-17-2005, 03:51 AM
Oooooochilepleez, ifdeyizaGothegownwhoopdatass!

K8ERV
10-17-2005, 10:09 AM
Quote[/b] (W2ILP @ Oct. 16 2005,19:31)]You can never believe that a message from God is authentic unless He follows up with a QSL card, that doesn't ask for a donation.
The message also needs that little padlock icon.

K8ERV
10-17-2005, 10:10 AM
Quote[/b] (ke7eke @ Oct. 15 2005,18:36)]That pic or your's is uglier. I'd be careful if I were you. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
My dawg is not ugly, I am ugly.