View Full Version : MSNBC NEWS; Could It Be The End Of The World?
kg4kww
10-11-2005, 04:55 AM
MSNBC NEWS; Could It Be The End Of The World? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9655189/)
Pat Robertson's a dingaling -- just like all those other goofy TV bible thumpers.
No. Oral Roberts would've gotten a phone call from the Almighty if it was.
KA8NCR
10-11-2005, 04:17 PM
It's a sign. To secure your spot in heaven, please please please complete your prayer card and enclose it with your offering to KA8NCR ministries, 1 CW Way, ...
Bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa! KWW does it again! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Not sure, but if my memory serves correct the end will come like a thief in the night. No one, not even Pat, will know when this will happen.
Besides, didn't good old Pat want to snuff someone out a few months back? Hmm......... that reminds me, anyone see any old Tammy Fae Baker makeup removal kits on E-Bay?
KF0RT
10-11-2005, 08:08 PM
Quote[/b] (w0pee @ Oct. 11 2005,14:04)]Besides, didn't good old Pat want to snuff someone out a few months back? Hmm......... that reminds me, anyone see any old Tammy Fae Baker makeup removal kits on E-Bay?
Electric belt sanders? Aisle 3, next to the chainsaws.
73, Rob
kg4kww
10-11-2005, 11:48 PM
I love you Guys, like a christian http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
K9STH
10-12-2005, 01:02 AM
The threat is being taken care of right now.
Glen, K9STH
One of the QRZ.com moderators
KB0UAY
10-12-2005, 01:27 AM
It is truly sad that men like Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts and others who misuse the Bible to pad their pockets, and drive people away from God. Anyone who will take the time to search the Scriptures for themselves, will see that there is no such thing as a Tribulation, rapture, or The Antichrist. When Jesus returns, it will only be once, to judge the world (1 Thess. 4:13-18).
W5HTW
10-12-2005, 02:24 AM
Robertson? Ain't dat de dude who used to redirect hurricanes from Virginia down to Mexico? "Let 'em kill somebody else," philosophy. Or was that Falwell?
Oh, yeah, Robertson is the one who said, "Nobody who isn't a Christian should be allowed to hold public office." Ay, ya, Khomeni, you no Christian? Stick 'em out hand, chop chop.
Robertson is the dude with the big mouth. Got all four feet in it, and the tongue still keeps wagging. Maybe he needs a good evening with Jessica Hahn? She did wonders for Jim Bakker.
Tammy Faye eyebrow remover? I got one, Power by Briggs and Stratton, 22 inch cut. Or the big industrial version, 42 inch cut, Craftsman 13 hp. (Yeah, it'll work on Jan Crouch, too, but you have to attach the pontoons to get through the tears.) Jan? She's the gal married to Paul "I did not have sex with that man" Crouch on TBN.
And I have noted not long back that the "Lord I have sinned (and Geez, it was grrreeeat! Done it agin, too)" Swaggert is back on TV slurping up the dough. Reminds me of the story of the nun who was raped. Confronted her attacker and said she was going to tell the Priest the man had raped her. Then added, "Twice, if you have time."
The one I enjoyed was one day years ago when Oral Roberts went to his tower of power or whatever it was, to broadcast live to his son, Richard, down in the studio, as he was doing something for money (what else?) like going to have a seance or something. And the Lord sent a big lightning boomer and knocked old Oral off the air, and Richard was running around trying the CYA method of saying "it's just a little thing, be right back, folks." (Probably muttering a whole bunch of things under his breath but glad they didn't go out on the air.) Guess the Lord didn't want old Oral sending those fibs back to Richard in the studio. Blacked 'em out, He did.
Yessiree, between the Religious Channels and the Wacky World of Monte Pylon, I can't figure out which is the most fun. But I bet I know which makes the most money!
Ed
w5klb
10-12-2005, 02:26 AM
Quote[/b] (KB0UAY @ Oct. 11 2005,18:27)]It is truly sad that men like Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts and others who misuse the Bible to pad their pockets, and drive people away from God.
These guys give a whole new meaning to the words "filthy lucre". These people are nothing but "hirelings", seem to be in it for the money only, and ignore the writings in 1st Peter. They kind of remind me of a movie I seen back in the early 80's with Marty Feldman and Gary Bucy titled "In God We Trust". It's a hilarious look at "TV Evangleism". Gary Bucy plays a TV preacher named "Armageddon T. Thunderbird" who prays to "G-O-D". The movie keeps you wondering why Gary Bucy's charactor doesn't address "G-O-D" as "God". Come to find out, "G-O-D" is nothing more than an accounting computer. Hmmm... makes you wonder, doesn't it?
kc5bdk
10-12-2005, 02:30 AM
Quote[/b] (ka8ncr @ Oct. 11 2005,09:17)]It's a sign. #To secure your spot in heaven, please please please complete your prayer card and enclose it with your offering to KA8NCR ministries, 1 CW Way, ...
ok ill hook you up with a good offering (galexy cb) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
It's the END! It's the END! We've got New Orleans a major city shut down. Our lifeline to Oil, Gasoline and Natural Gas is severely impaired - many important refineries shut down. New diseases cropping up West Nile, Hanta Virus, Bird Flu etc. Major earthquakes destroying large sections of the world. Floods in Europe, Japan, Asia and here in the Northeast (Over 6 inches of rain in 8 days with another 6 inches before Sunday).
Worst of all - the Yankees didn't make it to the series!! The most definite sign of ALL!
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K8ERV
10-13-2005, 10:08 AM
I thot the world had already ended. Only Glen and I am left---
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
ac4ut
10-13-2005, 11:56 AM
It can't end yet...... I still owe too much money.
K8ERV
10-13-2005, 05:39 PM
Quote[/b] (ac4ut @ Oct. 13 2005,04:56)]It can't end yet...... I still owe too much money.
If you understood my previous message, you would know you could only send your payment to Glen or me. But it doesn't matter, since the world ended, there is nothing to buy---
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
ac4ut
10-13-2005, 05:45 PM
Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Oct. 13 2005,10:39)]Quote[/b] (ac4ut @ Oct. 13 2005,04:56)]It can't end yet...... I still owe too much money.
If you understood my previous message, you would know you could only send your payment to Glen or me. But it doesn't matter, since the world ended, there is nothing to buy---
TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
Not true! One of you will need to turn to politics and sell the other one a "bill of goods".
No offense,but it should be the one with the lowest IQ.
w5klb
10-13-2005, 05:48 PM
"It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I feel fiiiiiiiine". -R.E.M.
kg4kww
10-14-2005, 01:10 AM
This is a sign from above and one that should not be made light of. Another words, start repenting for your sins before it's to late.
KC2ESD
10-14-2005, 07:29 AM
Yes its the end time. All Because you all did not like my Pic on my Website and so I fired up the Death Star. Repent or feel my whaf. HI HI (I'm Joking)
Just to Remind You All (http://home.comcast.net/~kc2esd/index.html)
73 de Rick KC2ESD
Just remember its just Nature.
ai4ep
10-15-2005, 11:26 AM
when the end of the world comes...who is going to watch the video the next day ?
ai4ep
10-15-2005, 11:27 AM
when the end of the world comes...who is going to watch the video the next day ?
I have GOT to get some sleep........
kg4kww
10-16-2005, 02:42 AM
This is a sign from above and one that should not be made light of. Another words, start repenting for your sins before it's to late.
n7rjd
10-16-2005, 02:50 AM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Oct. 10 2005,15:55)]MSNBC NEWS; Could It Be The End Of The World? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9655189/)
Yes, MSNBC News could be the end of the world but I really don't think they are that important. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
kg4kww
10-16-2005, 04:32 AM
Well, if it isn't important than why is NBS reporting it?
kb2vxa
10-16-2005, 11:25 PM
Hi enders,
"I love you Guys, like a christian "
Wasn't that a song by Madonna?
"Anyone who will take the time to search the Scriptures for themselves, will see that there is no such thing as a Tribulation, rapture, or The Antichrist."
I have and found three each references to the tribulation and the antichrist, sorry, no rapture, RESURECTION comes when the Lord's foot touches the Mount of Olives. BTW, it's amazing how many (including religious "teachers") who are clueless as to the translation of the Latin word "antichrist". So many are fooled into thinking it means "the one (who is) against Christ" when "anti" being "before" the term means "the one who comes before Christ (to deceive the whole world)". The Old Testament refers to him as "the wolf in sheep's clothing".
After reading this misinformation I see no reason to read past page one, it's post and split time again.
k4kro
10-16-2005, 11:33 PM
"After the apocalypse the only thing left will be roving bands of lawyers."
Sorry, I forgot who said it.
kg4kww
10-17-2005, 01:16 AM
What about Beer N4UJF ? Wil there be ant to be had? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
But seriously. you all should not make light of this, it is a sign from above and one that should not be made light of. Another words, start repenting for your sins before it's to late.
I suggest that you all find a church see the priest. preacher or rabbi and repent.
If you don't beleve me, ask your favorit preacher, priest or rabbi.
And no, Ham radios will not be allowed in the here after.
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Oct. 15 2005,19:16)]Wil there be ant to be had? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Cockroaches...... Yes, Ant......... Maybe Not! The pretty picture of you on the callsign lookup database....... Well, I guess we shall see if God really has a sense of humor or not, won't we?! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Bwaaaaaaaaahhhhh haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa! Couldn't resist!
KA3RFE
10-22-2005, 10:40 PM
Quote[/b] (w0pee @ Oct. 11 2005,13:04)]Not sure, but if my memory serves correct the end will come like a thief in the night. #No one, not even Pat, will know when this will happen.
Besides, didn't good old Pat want to snuff someone out a few months back? #Hmm......... that reminds me, anyone see any old Tammy Fae Baker makeup removal kits on E-Bay?
My understanding of scripture is that the second coming of Christ is what will happen with no warning. That starts the end and Christians are supposed to live as if it will happen at any time and be ready for it. Of course, most people don't live like this, though...
K0RGR
10-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Well, at least he didn't say it was because they were Muslims and Hindus, or gay, this time...
I wonder how many people sent all their money in after he made these comments? The Nigerian scams do work a certain percentage of the time, I am certain that his scams work a lot more often.
N8CPA
11-13-2005, 01:47 PM
There are two major proofs that God has a sense of humor: 1) Watch how a pelican sets down on water. 2) Televangelists.
Even Jesus said he didn't know when the world would end. I can't figure out how today's preachers can know any better than He did.