Does Deoderant Keep your pits from stinking?

[kg4kww]

Well my fellow dudes with stinky pits, and we all have them, so don't say yours don't stink. I have yet to find a deoderant that will kill the oder from my undersrms. All the advertising about mine is better tahn the other brand is a bunch of stink.

Don't you agree?

Does your OL complain about your stinky pits?

Be honest now dudes, ok. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W6VCE]

I use unscented antiperspirant. #Without the sweat, you ain't gunna stink.

Think about it.

[K6BBC]

BRING BACK THE POLLS!!!!!!!!!

[N0KLT]

Try using deodorant instead of deoderant. Also try washing before the application. You will find it works wonders.

[W5HTW]

Quote[/b] (W6VCE @ Sep. 12 2005,20:09)]I use unscented antiperspirant. Without the sweat, you ain't gunna stink.

Think about it.
Exactly. Stop the sweat, stop the odor.

Other ways mask it. Until the mask wears thin.

[KG4CGC]

Deodorant is for people who are allergic to antiperspirant. What works for you depends on your genetic background. If you are of Italian heritage then find out what people in Italy use. If your grandparents came from Madagascar, then find out what they used. Simple math really.

[KF0RT]

Now, I gotta say... About once a month, my XYL complains about the smell. And I agree -- it can get pretty bad.

So, I wind up searching for the soap and figuring out how to run the bathtub. Again. Deodorant, though... I suppose I could buy some of that, but a monthly bath with cheap shampoo seems to do the trick. If I'm in a good mood I'll even use some conditioner. It's the hair that causes the smell, you know. I thought about shaving it all off, but that just seemed wrong somehow. And wouldn't that cause a massive drain clog?

But, once the bath is done, we're good for another month or so. I don't really hate it, but it's not exactly my idea of fun because I always wind up getting soaked.

Now, wait just a dang minute here. I thought you were talking about stinking pets.

73, Rob

[KE7DFP]

Sweat is nothing more than water and Salt, and by itself is odorless. #It is the compounds harboring bacteria that attach themselves to the water and salt, that cause the odor. #By ingesting massive doses of beer, orally, these bacteriaii are killed by the beer precipitates that exude with the perspiration. Try this, you'll find it works wonders. #If your spouse still detects a faint odor, just up the dosage a little and you should be fine. #If it still persists, dose the wife. #Increase her #dose until there are no longer complaints.

[KF0RT]

Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Sep. 12 2005,21:56)]Sweat is nothing more than water and Salt, and by itself is odorless. It is the compounds harboring bacteria that attach themselves to the water and salt, that cause the odor. By ingesting massive doses of beer, orally, these bacteriaii are killed by the beer precipitates that exude with the perspiration. Try this, you'll find it works wonders. If your spouse still detects a faint odor, just up the dosage a little and you should be fine. If it still persists, dose the wife. Increase her dose until there are no longer complaints.
KWW- Now that I'm 'hip' to the issue, I can attest to DFP's solution. It does work wonders. In fact, since going with this plan, I only use underarm products on days where I actually go to work. It's probably not necessary even then, but you never know when I might have to impress a sweet young thing with my "scent."

I can fully attest to the fact that ever since trying the beer diet (I thought I was alone -- THANK YOU, DFP), it hasn't been a problem whatsoever. In fact, it seems to have the added advantage of giving me more time for my hobbies!

73, Rob

[KI6ADA]

I will only answer if there was a poll. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 12 2005,23:33)]Deodorant is for people who are allergic to antiperspirant. What works for you depends on your genetic background. If you are of Italian heritage then find out what people in Italy use. If your grandparents came from Madagascar, then find out what they used. Simple math really.
The problem is that here we have people from countries that don't take a bath. Not in a month. Not in a year. Probably once or twice in a lifetime. They reek. You can sometimes smell them a block away. In the Winter. They put on deodorant, yet wonder why they have a problem. *DUH.*
All the deodorant/anti-perspirant in the world will not work if a person isn't clean. I sweat a LOT, yet the YL says I do not have an odor problem. I'd suggest a deodorant for active people. Try Right Guard Extreme Sport Gel. Works for me.

[KA7RRA]

Using deodorant/anti-perspirant causes cancer

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Sep. 13 2005,05:15)]Using deodorant/anti-perspirant causes cancer
Not using deodorant/anti-perspirant causes loneliness.
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[KG4CGC]

What was the name of the soccer player that rubbed garlic all over himself before every game?

[WS2L]

Only if I use it does it help !!!!

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 13 2005,03:08)]What was the name of the soccer player that rubbed garlic all over himself before every game?
Buffy the goal slayer?

[w5klb]

Whatsamatta? Do you smell like "warmed over death?"

I guess you'll just have to take your bath in "Secret" every day. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

"Ewww that smell,
Can't you smell that smell.
Ewww that smell
That smell that's around you..." - Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Look on the bright side: At least no one will bother you now. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KC2KFC]

I think this whole thread smells. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Where's Harry N0PU I'm sure he could weigh in on this http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Sep. 13 2005,02:04)][The problem is that here we have people from countries that don't take a bath. #Not in a month. #Not in a year. #Probably once or twice in a lifetime. #They reek. #
Hey, you quit preachin and gone to meddlin---

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[K8ERV]

I used a stick for a week before I found it had a plastic cover over the stick. No one noticed. Maybe.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[K8ERV]

Read that weddings were held in June, just after the annual May bath, and that the flowers were to mask the scent of those who didn't.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Sep. 13 2005,02:04)]The problem is that here we have people from countries that don't take a bath. #Not in a month. #Not in a year. #Probably once or twice in a lifetime. #They reek. #
Speak for yourself, John.---

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[KC7ATO]

Taking away BO is just another step on the way for the "One Worlders". Whats next...taking away Moores Code Testing??? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[w5ljm]

I'll go with answer B. Ooops this ain't a poll doggone it. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KW4MW]

TINS
I knew some basketball players for a small engineering school that during the season never washed their pits and chewed garlic before every game. #
#
They had a pretty good record, particulary since they dominated the boards for layups and rebounds. #About the only teams that could beat them were the ones capable of making points from the corners and outside the key.

[w5ljm]

I've been known to make a SKUNK jealous! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[w3sy]

I'm going to call QST. No... no... even better... I'm going to call the major news networks -- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE SUBJECT OF DEODORANT HAS EVER COME UP AMONG AMATEUR RADIO OPERATORS!!

All along, since Hiram Percy Maxim was a Novice (WN1AW), it had been thought that hams (or HAMS, to you newboids) didn't even KNOW what deodorant WAS! This completely blows the lid (ha ha) off that time-honored theory.

Gotta go. Do I have a nose for news or WHAT?

Out.

[W8EFA]

I suppose I looked to long as someone ran over and shut the door. But I just couldn't help it! It was so "interesting" and shocking at the same time.

[KD6NIG]

I work at a warehouse facility where my job is to log trucks in and out of the yard.

Truck drivers, like any other workforce, have 99% of the force that is perfectly fine, and the 1% that will just drive you absoloutely nuts. But, like any workforce, they have that small percentage also that only believes in the monthly shower, either that or they are severely allergic to water.

Now, a good portion of them just smell like they forgot right guard that morning, and that's understandable if you're tired, driving 10+ hours a day-you just forgot to grab that can and apply before getting out of the truck to come check in. But you have those few that....man, even Fat-B of Austin Powers fame would even say stinks.

The thing I don't get about the ones you can smell over 10 feet away is how they can stand THEMSELVES much less offending everyone else. Now, I understand that most people don't notice a little smell on themselves, but there are 2 in particular I recall because of the fact my nose hairs still burn at the thought of them. One was male, and one was female. Both of them you could smell from 20 feet away, and both of them not only stank to high heaven, but thier TRUCK cabs did also when you walked past it.

That would definetely be beyond the scope, I guess. And when other truck drivers made comments to them about it, they just ignored it. I don't see how you could ignore YOURSELF much less others who are offended by the stench you are carrying around.

I've smelled pretty bad BO in my life, but the 2 truck drivers who checked in here were by and far the worst. They were definetely not representative of the group as a whole.

Then on the other side, you have the ones who put on a half bottle of aftershave, perfume, or whatever. Thats an entirely different topic.

I still think though that with this job and lack of bathing of some people, that a gas mask be issued as standard equipment at this guard post, though. Especially when the temp gets above 100-even my deoderant at that point gives up about mid-shift, and a reapplication is definetely nessacary.

[KW4MW]

K8ERVQuote[/b] ]Skunks can only spray 11 feet . . Ok, I gotta ask - who did this test? #
11 feet? #Is that the maximum or the average?
How many samples were taken to determine this data point?
Who was the poor sap with the tape measure?

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 13 2005,16:21)]K8ERVQuote[/b] ]Skunks can only spray 11 feet . . Ok, I gotta ask - who did this test? #
11 feet? #Is that the maximum or the average?
How many samples were taken to determine this data point?
Who was the poor sap with the tape measure?
Some group, not much unlike the guys on Myth Busters, probably did these tests back in the 70's with a government grant.

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Sep. 13 2005,09:42)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Sep. 13 2005,02:04)]The problem is that here we have people from countries that don't take a bath. Not in a month. Not in a year. Probably once or twice in a lifetime. They reek.
Speak for yourself, John.---

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
Well, Tom, I take a bath every day. Unless they shut the water off. While we do have people who came across on the Mayflower we also have people here that've never seen indoor plumbing - even some that have never seen a can opener. Now you know why the Statue of Liberty faces Brooklyn.

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[G0GQK]

Unfortunately, there are some people who have a serious medical condition where the sweat produced is very acid, and this problem is incurable. Some people suffer from smelly feet and even if they wash their feet every three hours, and wear clean socks the pervasive odour still returns. So in some cases, showers, baths, deodorants, soap, and anything else you can think of are not effective.

I am lucky regarding sweating, I suffer with an underactive thyroid which causes me to sweat profusely when I work in the garden even in the relative coolness of Britain. In the space of a couple of hours I will have to change underwear and sports shirt probably twice, but there is no odour.

73, Mel

[W8EFA]

Quote[/b] ]but there is no odour
Yea - that's what they all say

[ai4ep]

How do you think I keep the snakes and other varmits from bothering me when I go stomping through the woods of William B. Bankhead National Forest ?

Take a bath every Saturday, go hiking on the Friday before.

[WA5KRP]

Quote[/b] (W6VCE @ Sep. 12 2005,22:09)]I use unscented antiperspirant. #Without the sweat, you ain't gunna stink.


Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 12 2005,22:33)]Deodorant is for people who are allergic to antiperspirant.

Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Sep. 12 2005,22:56)]Sweat is nothing more than water and Salt, and by itself is odorless. #

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Sep. 13 2005,04:04)]All the deodorant/anti-perspirant in the world will not work if a person isn't clean. #

Quote[/b] (G0GQK @ Sep. 13 2005,16:32)]Unfortunately, there are some people who have a serious medical condition where the sweat produced is very acid, and this problem is incurable.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.©


All those gems are true. #Antiperspirants curtail sweating and deodorants mask odor. #Generally, a deodorant has little lasting power when not combined with an antiperspirant - the sweat washes the deodorant onto the clothes and its aromatic nature makes it evaporate within a couple hours, and there you are sweating with no protection. #An antiperspirant alone can keep you dry for up to several hours but will eventually wash away, depending on how much your body is trying to cool itself. #The combination products will keep you dry for just as long. #It will also tell you when you're starting to sweat because you'll smell the deodorant on your clothes. #Remember, not everybody likes that fragrance or we'd all be wearing Right Guard. #I'm with VCE, an unscented antiperspirant works best for me.

As for why any of us have stunk up the place at time or another, it's because the bacteria on our skin start to chemically alter the oils, fats, sebum, and dead skin cells we shed, and make a soup on our skin of acids and aromatic compounds that basically stink. #From the time a person bathes, it takes around six to twelve hours for these bacteria to go to work, unless of course we're cool/chilly/cold, in which case it may take 24 hours or more. #Sweat or no, our body will still exude sebum, oils, and dead skin cells that the bacteria ultimately go to work on and sooner or later we stink.

Why do some people stink more or differently from others? #Body chemistry is a huge factor for folks that have diabetes, for example. #They tend to sweat short chain sugar compounds that bacteria thrive on, creating smelly acidic compounds detrimental to the skin. Also, everybody's bacterial skin flora is different and different bugs deposit different chemicals on our skin. #Pity the poor devil who winds up bathed in oleic or butyric acid - YUK.

I've actually had smelly people reverse years of misery by simply taking long soaking baths in a soapy water with a dilute amount of bleach to act as a bacteriacide. #I cup of Tide and a cup of bleach does wonders. #It can be repeated as often as necessary. #Getting rid of some of the nastier skin predators, such as Propionibacterium acnes, Staph. aureus, or Strep. pyogenes usually requires antibiotics.

For most of us, regular bathing does the lion's share of the work. #But, as usual, W3SY has an eye for the obvious:

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Sep. 13 2005,11:10)]THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE SUBJECT OF DEODORANT HAS EVER COME UP AMONG AMATEUR RADIO OPERATORS!!

All along, since Hiram Percy Maxim was a Novice (WN1AW), it had been thought that hams (or HAMS, to you newboids) didn't even KNOW what deodorant WAS! #This completely blows the lid (ha ha) off that time-honored theory.


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WA5KRP
Alum, Texas

[ve2nsm]

Quote[/b] (WA5KRP @ Sep. 13 2005,18:44)]it's because the bacteria on our skin start to chemically alter the oils, fats, sebum, and dead skin cells we shed, and make a soup on our skin of acids and aromatic compounds that basically stink

Sweat or no, our body will still exude sebum, oils, and dead skin cells that the bacteria ultimately go to work on and sooner or later we stink.

Also, everybody's bacterial skin flora is different and different bugs deposit different chemicals on our skin. Pity the poor devil who winds up bathed in oleic or butyric acid - YUK.

Getting rid of some of the nastier skin predators, such as Propionibacterium acnes, Staph. aureus, or Strep. pyogenes usually requires antibiotics.
Man, stop it, I'm gonna puke! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kg4kww]

A Cure For BO; Click Here (http://www.otan.us/webfarm/emailproject/hai.htm)

[KG4CGC]

Define "stink".

[kg4kww]

An odor (alternatively spelt odour) is the object of perception of the sense of olfaction. Odors are also called smells. The terms stench or taste is used to describe an unpleasant odor. The term fragrance is used by the food industry to describe a pleasant taste.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stink (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&start=5&oi=define&q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stink) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KG4CGC]

smell is subjective

[kg4kww]

True, but in what sense?

[KG4CGC]

fragrance is in the oleofactory center of the beholder.

[KI6ADA]

In my neighborhood, can you smell it?? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K8ERV]

This has just gotta be the most interesting topic to show up on this board------

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Sep. 14 2005,02:44)]This has just gotta be the most interesting topic to show up on this board------

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
And ironically it is such topics as this, and it's near relation, those concerning gasious emissions which seem to thrive. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[w3sy]

I saw someone comment about cologne and perfume abusers. Now THAT'S pretty wicked! I once had some lady on the other side of the cubicle wall that apparently would splash on about a quart of cheap, foul smelling perfume several times a day. I swear, it was enough to gag a maggot. Melted several pairs of my contact lenses. Who thinks this crap smells GOOD?? It's hideous! Make it stop!

Then there are doodz who wear cologne. In my opinion, ANY cologne is too much. First of all, what kind of man wants to "smell like something" at work? Just curious. And there is no smell in Heaven, Earth, or Hell worse than what you get when a cologne junkie is in a public lavatory stall. There is SOMETHING about that combination of bad cologne and "toilet whiff" that could make the dead and the living change places. Let's hope the terrorists never get ahold of THIS formula. We'd have to surrender within minutes.

(SYdebar -- I have no proof of this, but I'd suspect that guys who wear cologne to work are the same people who line the lavatory perch with a cushion of rolled up toilet paper, then fail to flush it, thus leaving the unsavory upholstry for the next tenant to clean up.)

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 13 2005,22:44)]smell is subjective
LOL
Reek knows no boundaries!

[KG4CGC]

Greg, do you use the vapo-rub under the nose trick?

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Sep. 14 2005,18:12)]But I dunno... Snot Rockets seem more of a "rednecky" move. Lining the toilet perch with paper is much more "precious."
That was soooo sweet! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[K8EEI]

I usually stick a bay leaf under each arm.....makes you smell kinda "soupy " ......HIHI LOL > http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (K8EEI @ Sep. 14 2005,19:35)]I usually stick a bay leaf under each arm.....makes you smell kinda "soupy " ......HIHI LOL > http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Rosemary here. Smells kinda churchy.

[K8EEI]

That , right there is funny ....I don't care who you are ....If you don't think that's funny , you best get off this board right now . http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[nz3m]

Most people who have BO (ode de italian sub), come into work smelling that way. Very rarely have I worked with someone that smelled fine in the morning and stank in the afternoon.

You must BATHE if you do not want to stink. Wash with soap and water everyday! If you do not do this, you will stink. And, if you stink, everyone knows you stink, and talk about how much YOU STINK.

Now, go take a shower.

Dave

[KG4CGC]

Bet ya'll didn't know that BO gets its original name from balony and onions. People who ate them smelled so bad after a while that the term eventually just transcended to BO=bodily odor. True story.

[kg4kww]

Interesting Charles http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 15 2005,01:48)]Bet ya'll didn't know that BO gets its original name from balony and onions. People who ate them smelled so bad after a while that the term eventually just transcended to BO=bodily odor. True story.
Oh the great things we learn here--

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[w5ljm]

BO - isn't that a CW abbrev. for a lid? Bad Operator
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[KW4MW]

There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[nx6d]

Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 15 2005,12:05)]There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Isn't Al Capp dead, excuse me, Daid?

Dave WX7B

[N0KLT]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,14:27)]Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 15 2005,12:05)]There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Isn't Al Capp dead, excuse me, Daid?

Dave WX7B
Pardon my confusion, but where did the Al Capp reference fit in? Dick Tracy was not a creation of Al Capp.

[w5klb]

Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ Sep. 15 2005,13:43)]Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,14:27)]Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 15 2005,12:05)]There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Isn't Al Capp dead, excuse me, Daid?

Dave WX7B
Pardon my confusion, but where did the Al Capp reference fit in? Dick Tracy was not a creation of Al Capp.
"Dick Tracy" was created by Chester Gould and hails from Pawnee, Oklahoma. Some of the buildings in this small Oklahoma town is adorned with his comic strip including the Pawnee Police Department (hmmm... imagine that!).

[nx6d]

Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ Sep. 15 2005,12:43)]Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,14:27)]Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 15 2005,12:05)]There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Isn't Al Capp dead, excuse me, Daid?

Dave WX7B
Pardon my confusion, but where did the Al Capp reference fit in? Dick Tracy was not a creation of Al Capp.
Blew that,

My apologies! Got my artists mixed up...

Dave WX7B

[w5klb]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,16:25)]Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ Sep. 15 2005,12:43)]Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,14:27)]Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Sep. 15 2005,12:05)]There's B O Plenty and of course Sparkle Plenty. # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Isn't Al Capp dead, excuse me, Daid?

Dave WX7B
Pardon my confusion, but where did the Al Capp reference fit in? Dick Tracy was not a creation of Al Capp.
Blew that,

My apologies! Got my artists mixed up...

Dave WX7B
Dave,

It's okay to HUMAN. Everyone's entitled to make a mistake.

Al Capp was the creator of "Lil' Abner" and "Fearless Fossdick". Also the section of Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California where the SR-71 was built was referred to as "Skunk Works" taken right out of the "Lil Abner" comic strip.

Yeah, it's more useless information that you REALLY needed to know, right? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[N0KLT]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Sep. 15 2005,17:25)]My apologies! Got my artists mixed up...

Dave WX7B
No problem, I was wondering if I had missed some posts or something in the middle of all this http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KG4CGC]

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[n2nh]

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Carbon Fiber Toilet (to go with the new comfy seat):http://www.headhunterinc.com/images/Toilets/Carbon%20Fiber.jpg

[w3sy]

Re: smelling like an Italian Sub --- Yeah, funny when some folks smell like that -- IN THE MORNING. And they haven't even had an Italian Sub.

Will we be moving on to bad breath soon?

[KW4MW]

w3sy Quote[/b] ]Re: smelling like an Italian Sub --- Yeah, funny when some folks smell like that -- IN THE MORNING. And they haven't even had an Italian Sub.


Are we speaking of a deli product or just trying to spark an international incident?

[kc7jty]

I use baking soda.

[N0KLT]

Ever work around a bunch of folks who's regular diet includes a lot of curry. Not fun, sports fans.

[kg4kww]

kc7jty, now there's a use for bakingsoda that no one has said or thought of previously in this thread. Good Idea.

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (N0KLT @ Sep. 16 2005,21:53)]Ever work around a bunch of folks who's regular diet includes a lot of curry. Not fun, sports fans.
Yep. You could warn them it can cause ulcers. It's very abrasive to the stomach lining. I did. A couple of weeks later I looked like Nostradamus. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

Roseanne Rosannadanna was based on a local TV news anchor here in NYC. Her name was Roseanne Scamerdella. They met when Scamerdella moved to WNBC and Gilda was promoting SNL. It was a memorable interview.
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[wv6z]

Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Sep. 11 2005,21:56)]Sweat is nothing more than water and Salt, and by itself is odorless. #It is the compounds harboring bacteria that attach themselves to the water and salt, that cause the odor. #By ingesting massive doses of beer, orally, these bacteriaii are killed by the beer precipitates that exude with the perspiration. Try this, you'll find it works wonders. #If your spouse still detects a faint odor, just up the dosage a little and you should be fine. #If it still persists, dose the wife. #Increase her #dose until there are no longer complaints.
I just KNEW that someone would post the correct answer eventually. Oh and by the way KWW..... performing the last step correctly may even make your spouse actually find you attractive. Also, you do understand that the effects are temporary unless a desired level is perpetually maintained, don't you?

[w5ljm]

No deoderant on earth will help if you eat GARLIC. No toothpaste on earth will help either- not even Arm & Hammer. Keeps mosquitoes and fleas away though.

[ncri]

I love this topic! It is so stupid! I use vegatable oil. Works like a charm http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[w5ljm]

Quote[/b] (ncri @ Sep. 18 2005,07:51)]I love this topic! It is so stupid!
I second that motion. That's what got me hooked on QRZ Ragchew central in the first place. I have a blast!

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (w5ljm @ Sep. 18 2005,12:38)]No deoderant on earth will help if you eat GARLIC. No toothpaste on earth will help either- not even Arm & Hammer. #Keeps mosquitoes and fleas away though.
Keeps the Lambs away too----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kf6rdn]

OMG I was away for a couple days, and what do I see.. THIS topic!

I LOVE you guys!
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[KF0RT]

I'm running a scientific test right now on the effects of giving up deodorant.

After a week, I find that a good shower in the morning still lasts almost all day. But it won't get you to the next shower.

73, Rob

[w3sy]

Well, I just sat down with a nice big bowl of baked beans. I added about half a container of the Curry Powder you get in the spice section.... chop a little raw garlic and mix it in... some chopped raw onions... Mmmmmm! This is good, tasty stuff! Little cabbage on the side...

Who wants to join me?

[w5ljm]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Sep. 19 2005,02:57)]Well, I just sat down with a nice big bowl of baked beans.
The breakfast of champions! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[n0jaa]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Sep. 12 2005,23:33)]Deodorant is for people who are allergic to antiperspirant. What works for you depends on your genetic background. If you are of Italian heritage then find out what people in Italy use. If your grandparents came from Madagascar, then find out what they used. Simple math really.
Actually, I have the opposite problem. Antiperspirant is no problem for me, but if I use straight deoderant by itself, the high alcohol content makes my underarms break out in a rash.

Paul, N0JAA.

[w5ljm]

I have to use spray on antiperspirant. I break out in rash if I use foll on or stick type. It seems to clog sweat pores and becomes painful after a few days.
Sprayon type, such as Right Guard, evaporates in a short time after application and I have no problems.
And now for our next commercial... :0

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Sep. 19 2005,07:24)]After a week, I find that a good shower in the morning still lasts almost all day.
Colorado is short on water, so I am a once-per-weeker. Just don't visit---

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (ncri @ Sep. 18 2005,13:51)]I love this topic! It is so stupid! I use vegatable oil. Works like a charm http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Most charms don't work, except of course for the person selling them-----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[KF0RT]

I can just see Fred now.

"Yeah, THIS is why I put up with the hassle."

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73, Rob

[w5klb]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Sep. 19 2005,21:00)]Now Charles, you know that BO is the number oder problem in America next to passing gas.

Now, go take your shower and use some Ban.
Nope, better use "Right Guard" or if your scent still turns other people's faces blue, try some "Left Guard" for the other pit.

Just doing my part with some timely advice for the "hygenicly challenged".

[KG4CGC]

I bathe in rosemary and frankensence fumes and deodorize with bauxite.

[kg4kww]

OK KC7ATO, stay to the Topic of the Thread.

Now KC7ATO, do your pits stink???

[KE5FIX]

I have Found That No Anti-Pesprent Keeps You From Sweating, If You Sweat Enuogh. However, a combo of Anti-persprint And Deoderant Does Work To Keep You From Stinking But, Not Sweating. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[kg4kww]

Has anyone wondered who invented Deoderant and antiprespirant and what gave them the idea?

Has anyone wondered how many years Deoderant and antiprespirant have been around?

Is mouthwash a form of Deoderant?

Is toilet paper a form of Deoderant?

Have you ever thought about these things?

[KF0RT]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Sep. 20 2005,20:22)]Has anyone wondered who invented Deoderant and antiprespirant and what gave them the idea?

Has anyone wondered how many years Deoderant and antiprespirant have been around?

Is mouthwash a form of Deoderant?

Is toilet paper a form of Deoderant?

Have you ever thought about these things?
Yer disgusting, and need to learn how to spell deodorant.

Just kidding, of course. And NO, I don't think of such things. I find most smells to be, well.. amusing. But then, I never been to N'awleans.

73, Rob

[KG4CGC]

Doctors and nurses are more morbid than undertakers but Greg is trying to prove that wrong.

[ai4ep]

Dont tell me you folks read REDBOOK too ?

[kg4kww]

I know a guy who once used Lysol to freshen his pit when he was traveling and forgot to pack the Ban. He said it burnt the crap out of his pits and it took about 20 minutes of srubbing his pits with a wash rag and cold water to put the fire out. He did say, that his pits didn't stink. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[nz3m]

Here's an idea!

Take a freakin shower!!!

Everyday!!

You stink!!

People have been doing it for a while now. No need for alternatives.

Dave

[KB3KBR]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Sep. 22 2005,20:18)]I know a guy who once used Lysol to freshen his pit when he was traveling and forgot to pack the Ban. He said it burnt the crap out of his pits and it took about 20 minutes of srubbing his pits with a wash rag and cold water to put the fire out. He did say, that his pits didn't stink. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
must been all those germs dieing

[KG4CGC]

germs:
http://www14.brinkster.com/jenu/crybaby.gif

[KG4CGC]

Some diabetics have extreme gas that can not be corrected by diet or therapy.
All you need to do is shower, exersize, get plenty of rest and take Geritol. Exersize heals the body and burns toxins.

[ka3trx]

Isn't the use of deodorant covered in Part 97?

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (ka3trx @ Sep. 22 2005,23:48)]Isn't the use of deodorant covered in Part 97?
ROTFLMAOSMP! fUNNIEST thing I've heard so far!

[ka3trx]

No, seriously! The FCC can inspect your armpits at any time. They have specially trained Pit Sniffing Dogs.

[KG4CGC]

poor dogs around all them hampits http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[ka3trx]

Is that why Pit Bulls are so mean? If I had to sniff armpits all day I'd be mean too!

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (ka3trx @ Sep. 22 2005,23:23)]Is that why Pit Bulls are so mean? #If I had to sniff armpits all day I'd be mean too!
DAMMIT! I was going to make that crack! lol

[KI6ADA]

My neighbor had to get rid of their PIT,yard too small. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[KF0RT]

I think it was DJM who said...







Make it stop.


73, Rob

[KG4CGC]

You Are
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7139/garbagetruckfirecopy9re.jpg

[k6pme]

Nice pic!

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[K6UEY]

When I saw this topic had gone 17 pages I figured it had been hi-jacked to another subject,since no one would talk about sweaty arm pits for 17 pages,OH WELL!! I guess on QRZ anything is possible,must be part of the NEW 21st Century CHANGE I keep hearing about !! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Sep. 24 2005,15:03)]When I saw this topic had gone 17 pages I figured it had been hi-jacked to another subject,since no one would talk about sweaty arm pits for 17 pages,OH WELL!! I guess on QRZ anything is possible,must be part of the NEW 21st Century CHANGE I keep hearing about !! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif
Nothin to see here, just people having fun at nobody's expense, move along, move along.. Back to the 18th century ya go... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KG4CGC]

I want one of those statues for my yard. Where was that picture taken?

[kg4kww]

Nice pic Charles, and sometimes your pits can be on fire just like that truck, you know what I mean.

[KI6ADA]

Art ? Hey I have a Rottweiller does that mean his liking toward pits stink? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KI6ADA]

No he likes wrinkles-null http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Sep. 27 2005,09:53)]http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Were you perhaps afraid this topic would fall off to the dreaded second page where no man has gone before?

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[kg4kww]

I wonder if any of those dudes from across the pond that visit with Bush use deoderant? Do you think they would meet the prez smelling like a landfill?

[kf6rdn]

How do you know Bush would notice? Maybe he doesnt use deoderant.

So THAT'S why people are saying he stinks as a president!
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[KC7ATO]

Is this what is meant when you hear that the Code/No Coders are "pitted" against each other? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kg4kww]

Hey I'm sure the prez and Condi use deoderant.
What about the Arabs?

[w5ljm]

Arabs grab their camel's tongue and use it for ROLL-ON.

[kg4kww]

SICK http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[WA5KRP]

Terminal stupidity must be near.



WA5KRP
Texas

[kf6rdn]

Near? #Nah, that came along time ago. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[w5ljm]

hee hee hee http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KG4CGC]

HI
HI

[kg4kww]

HO
Ho

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[kg4kww]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/F/osama_deoderant.jpg

[KG4CGC]

answer=no

[WA5KRP]

KWW,


Your puerile posts are stinking up the place. Give it a rest...........



WA5KRP
Texas

[K8ERV]

I don't know why everyone bashes KWW. He is the best thing going here. Except for myself of course.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Oct. 04 2005,08:03)]I don't know why everyone bashes KWW. He is the best thing going here. Except for myself of course.

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
Second best...

Except this topic, should have died if nobody had anything to say. The continual "bumps" were a bit much.

[KF0RT]

Quote[/b] (WA5KRP @ Oct. 03 2005,21:18)]KWW,


Your puerile posts are stinking up the place. Give it a rest...........



WA5KRP
Texas
I think he should apolize for the oder.

I'm adding a codicil to my will that will keep my cadaver at least 1,000 miles away from Mechanicsville. There's some wierd stuff brewing there - I just don't know what it is yet.

73, Rob

[KG4CGC]

Wine. The sacramental wine.

[kg4kww]

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[n2nh]

...and I thought my job stank:
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/armpit-sniffers.jpg

[KF0RT]

Careful there John. You're going to get KWW all excited.

73, Rob

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 05 2005,08:49)]Careful there John. You're going to get KWW all excited.

73, Rob
LOL!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[WA5KRP]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Oct. 08 2005,23:22)]Dingleberries
KWW,


Why do you continue to embarrass folks that frequent QRZ.com with your drivel? #Are you too dense to recognize your dingleberry thread was deleted by QRZ staff because it was NOT what this forum is about?

But more to the point. #Have you caught on that your obsession with anything disgusting is not what this forum is about? #For the love of Pete, you bring ****balls to the table for discussion? # THAT'S INSULTING. #And once it's deleted you bring it up in another thread? #

Your wreckless disregard for this forum makes me sick at my stomach. #Proud of yourself, are ya?

http://www.qrz.com/hampix/w/w/kg4kww.1062090228.jpg

Oh, and here's one of your stupid smilies backatcha: http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif



WA5KRP
Texas

[kg4kww]

WA5KRP, since Glen will not say anything to you I will, stop the personal attacks.

[KF0RT]

I vote for the "Iconic Little Padlock."

We're all glad you've found your "calling" KWW, but really... Isn't it time you gave it a rest?

73, Rob

[WA5KRP]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Oct. 10 2005,20:00)]WA5KRP, since Glen will not say anything to you I will, stop the personal attacks.
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WA5KRP
Texas

[wv6z]

Attacks………….. revelations…………….. what’s the dif? Can't we just get on with, "Politics, Jokes, Recipes and Stuff"? All of this armpit, dingleberry and necrophilia stuff is getting old.

[KI6ADA]

According to NASCAR and OLD SPICE, my pits stink http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif <see television commercial>

[kc5bdk]

Quote[/b] (KE7DFP @ Sep. 12 2005,20:56)]Sweat is nothing more than water and Salt, and by itself is odorless. #It is the compounds harboring bacteria that attach themselves to the water and salt, that cause the odor. #By ingesting massive doses of beer, orally, these bacteriaii are killed by the beer precipitates that exude with the perspiration. Try this, you'll find it works wonders. #If your spouse still detects a faint odor, just up the dosage a little and you should be fine. #If it still persists, dose the wife. #Increase her #dose until there are no longer complaints.
YES what a wonderfull idea. i tried the practical application and it works wonders http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K7FE]

Quote[/b] ]

I think several of you should not be very proud of the offensive things that you posted here.

The male chauvinist nonsense and bathroom comments in this thread that degrade women were particularly offensive. #Female hams and young people took exception to your skewed attempt at humor. #Knock it off! #

I deleted many posts by several individuals, and probably should have deleted the entire thread.

Keep it clean, remember, this is a family site read by all.



Terry, K7FE
One of the QRZ.Com Moderators