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kg4kww
08-18-2005, 04:10 AM
Yep that's right DUNG. Think about it people, if some one figured out how to turn human dung into something useable, imagine how rich they would be. I'm mean, tons of the stuff goes down the crapper everyday and into the rivers and oceans. Why should this have to happen? when dung could be turned into something that could help mankind. Why can't dung be turned into a gas for cars? Would you buy a dung-mobile? Why can't it be used to help grow our veggies and make our lawns green? Why can't we blast it into space to be used to help in rich the surface of another planet?

Would you like to be the one who corners the market and gets rich from an idea that would benifit mankind?

kg4kww
08-18-2005, 04:36 AM
The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.

al2n
08-18-2005, 04:37 AM
A large number of countries use human sewage as fertilizer for crops.

Works pretty good from what I hear.

w5klb
08-18-2005, 05:09 AM
Yep, with all the "Dung" that goes around here on "Ragchew Central", Fred could be making a mint. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

w5klb
08-18-2005, 05:20 AM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:36)]The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.
Gregg,

I have to admitt that I sometimes "rag" on ya just a bit too much, but it was all in good fun and not to be taken seriously.

Your right, some people take this stuff a little too personal. Time to lighten up just a bit.

Thanks for undertaking... oops... er... trying to get our minds off some of this crap... er... stuff. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Thought for today: "Always look out for number one, just don't step in number 2 while doing it." - The late great Rodney Dangerfield in "Back To School".

KI6ADA
08-18-2005, 05:35 AM
Do you know why its un-healthy to drink un-bottled water in Mexico? Don't eat the salad either un-less you goto a non-local restaurant such as a hotel or reataurant chain. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

n0jaa
08-18-2005, 08:47 AM
New store opening down the street... "Dung-in Doo-nuts."

KG4CGC
08-18-2005, 10:19 AM
Quote[/b] (n0jaa @ Aug. 18 2005,04:47)]New store opening down the street... "Dung-in Doo-nuts."
ROTFLMAOSMP FUNNY!

KG4CGC
08-18-2005, 10:23 AM
I wrote here on this forum about the idea of human bio-mass, Humomass, to be used for the manufactur of methane. I can only verture to guess that we as a society (nation) are too good to do it.
BTW, they do use human waste as fertilizer south of the border. That's why it always smells like _ _ _ down there.

KA4DPO
08-18-2005, 12:26 PM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:36)]The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.
Dung's not nasty? How about you do one on popsicles before summers over.

N0PU
08-18-2005, 12:37 PM
Quote[/b] (KA4DPO @ Aug. 18 2005,07:26)]Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:36)]The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.
Dung's not nasty? How about you do one on popsicles before summers over.
I really don't think dung popsicles would be a big seller.

KA4DPO
08-18-2005, 12:38 PM
Quote[/b] (N0PU @ Aug. 18 2005,05:37)]Quote[/b] (KA4DPO @ Aug. 18 2005,07:26)]Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:36)]The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.
Dung's not nasty? #How about you do one on popsicles before summers over.
I really don't think dung popsicles would be a big seller.
Maybe in another country, who knows.

KW4MW
08-18-2005, 12:52 PM
Quote[/b] ]Yep that's right DUNG. Think about it people, if some one figured out how to turn human dung into something useable, imagine how rich they would be. I'm mean, tons of the stuff goes down the crapper everyday and into the rivers and oceans.

It's called Milorganite, the crap that made Milwaukee famous since 1913. #

Google Milorganite - lots of references.

KA4DPO
08-18-2005, 12:55 PM
Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ Aug. 18 2005,05:52)]Quote[/b] ]Yep that's right DUNG. Think about it people, if some one figured out how to turn human dung into something useable, imagine how rich they would be. I'm mean, tons of the stuff goes down the crapper everyday and into the rivers and oceans.

It's called Milorganite, the crap that made Milwaukee famous since 1913. #

Google Milorganite - lots of references.
I put that on my yard once. My neighbors hated me, it smelled for a month but the grass really got green.

KA9VQF
08-18-2005, 01:31 PM
For many years my uncle Eldon used human waste on his crop land. It was free they even hauled it for him. The biggest problem he had, aside from the smell, was the volunteer tomatoes.

Tomato seeds pass mostly unharmed through the human digestive system and tend to grow in profusion in all the fields he used the stuff in.

Also a really long time ago, around 1972 or 74 the city of Minneapolis tried to build a containment facility to capture the methane from its Pigs Eye human waste treatment site.

Someone did something wrong and blew the top off the building. I don’t think anyone was seriously hurt but they did have the company I was working for replace the roof and they also were working on the rest of the building. I think they abandoned the idea of getting ‘free’ methane because of that explosion.

I have often wondered why they don’t haul the sludge from the drying pits to somewhere like the desert southwest and till it into the sand there. I guess it is because while there is plenty of water just below the surface of the sand it is so full of salt that it really isn’t much good.

I still think that if it were done slowly enough that reservoirs could be built to catch the natural rain fall and channel it to where it is needed. Would cost zillions of dollars, but what the heck, its only tax money.

n2nh
08-18-2005, 02:13 PM
Quote[/b] (KA4DPO @ Aug. 18 2005,08:26)]Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:36)]The reason I made this dumb post was to take everyone's mind off of all the nasty stuff going on in the world, and to give you all a totaly mindless post to refelect on and to laugh at. So, flame away.
Dung's not nasty? How about you do one on popsicles before summers over.
I guess they'd be Poopsicles. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

kf6rdn
08-18-2005, 02:21 PM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:10)]Yep that's right DUNG. Think about it people, if some one figured out how to turn human dung into something useable, imagine how rich they would be. I'm mean, tons of the stuff goes down the crapper everyday and into the rivers and oceans. Why should this have to happen? when dung could be turned into something that could help mankind. Why can't dung be turned into a gas for cars? Would you buy a dung-mobile? Why can't it be used to help grow our veggies and make our lawns green? Why can't we blast it into space to be used to help in rich the surface of another planet?

Would you like to be the one who corners the market and gets rich from an idea that would benifit mankind?
Soylent Brown?
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

K9STH
08-18-2005, 03:38 PM
For decades animal "waste" was used as fertilizer by most farmers. Even today you can purchase "horse generated fertilizer" at most home improvement centers.

My mother's youngest sister's husband was raised on a farm but moved into the city after serving in World War II. One day in the early 1970s he was driving his family across the prairies of Kansas when they came upon a farmer spreading "fertilizer". My uncle was in "seventh heaven" from the smell. The rest of his family wanted the windows rolled up and an air freshner sprayed.

Glen, K9STH

nx6d
08-18-2005, 03:40 PM
Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Aug. 18 2005,06:21)]Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 17 2005,21:10)]Yep that's right DUNG. Think about it people, if some one figured out how to turn human dung into something useable, imagine how rich they would be. I'm mean, tons of the stuff goes down the crapper everyday and into the rivers and oceans. Why should this have to happen? when dung could be turned into something that could help mankind. Why can't dung be turned into a gas for cars? Would you buy a dung-mobile? Why can't it be used to help grow our veggies and make our lawns green? Why can't we blast it into space to be used to help in rich the surface of another planet?

Would you like to be the one who corners the market and gets rich from an idea that would benifit mankind?
Soylent Brown?
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

good one...

N0PU
08-18-2005, 03:43 PM
There used to be something called "Elephant Brand Fertilizer" ...

That always gave me pictures I really didn't want!

N7CPC
08-18-2005, 04:16 PM
Dung? Not behind most peoples ears but between them!

ac4ut
08-18-2005, 04:33 PM
I hate to say this ,but you guys don't know crap!

w5klb
08-18-2005, 04:57 PM
Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 18 2005,08:38)]For decades animal "waste" was used as fertilizer by most farmers. #Even today you can purchase "horse generated fertilizer" at most home improvement centers.
Why would I pay for it, when I could go a couple of miles out of town and get it for free?

Remember: 50,000 flies can't be wrong. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

K0RGR
08-18-2005, 05:31 PM
As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"

Well, in Des Moines, the city spreads the sludge from its sewage treatment plant on the farm fields around the county. I don't believe the farmers are charged anything for this high nutrient fertilizer, but it is highly sought after by some. They only do this at night for some reason.

KD6NIG
08-18-2005, 05:48 PM
Quote[/b] (K0RGR @ Aug. 18 2005,10:31)]As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"

Well, in Des Moines, the city spreads the sludge from its sewage treatment plant on the farm fields around the county. I don't believe the farmers are charged anything for this high nutrient fertilizer, but it is highly sought after by some. They only do this at night for some reason.
Probably to prevent embarrasment of the persons doing the distribution.

Could you imagine seeing "Dung spreader/deliverer" on a loan application when you list your job? People would probably look at you funny, or understand why there is just this certian SMELL to you.

K6UEY
08-18-2005, 05:48 PM
Most likely for QRZ the subject matter is not that unusual,but you have admit it has gone on for over 3 pages,no doubt about it KWW really knows his sh##. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

ab8ma
08-18-2005, 05:51 PM
Quote[/b] (KD6NIG @ Aug. 18 2005,10:48)]Quote[/b] (K0RGR @ Aug. 18 2005,10:31)]As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"

Well, in Des Moines, the city spreads the sludge from its sewage treatment plant on the farm fields around the county. I don't believe the farmers are charged anything for this high nutrient fertilizer, but it is highly sought after by some. They only do this at night for some reason.
Probably to prevent embarrasment of the persons doing the distribution.

Could you imagine seeing "Dung spreader/deliverer" on a loan application when you list your job? #People would probably look at you funny, or understand why there is just this certian SMELL to you.
Brings back fond memories. We lived in Vermont, and Dad let the farmer down the road cultivate our land.

Thanks for the memories.

kf6rdn
08-18-2005, 07:47 PM
Quote[/b] (K0RGR @ Aug. 18 2005,10:31)]As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"

Well, in Des Moines, the city spreads the sludge from its sewage treatment plant on the farm fields around the county. I don't believe the farmers are charged anything for this high nutrient fertilizer, but it is highly sought after by some. They only do this at night for some reason.
Otherwise people would come out and say:
Alright, we've taken enough crap from you!

KI6ADA
08-18-2005, 09:29 PM
Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Aug. 18 2005,12:47)]Quote[/b] (K0RGR @ Aug. 18 2005,10:31)]As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"

Well, in Des Moines, the city spreads the sludge from its sewage treatment plant on the farm fields around the county. I don't believe the farmers are charged anything for this high nutrient fertilizer, but it is highly sought after by some. They only do this at night for some reason.
Otherwise people would come out and say:
Alright, we've taken enough crap from you!
Is that how they grow corn? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

k4kyv
08-18-2005, 10:44 PM
How to use a Japanese toilet (they have 'em in France, Italy and Spain, too.)

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/movie.htm

w5klb
08-18-2005, 11:41 PM
Quote[/b] (K0RGR @ Aug. 18 2005,10:31)]As my sailor father would put it "Feces! Oh, fecal matter!"
Hey, I was a sailor, and I don't recall EVER "phrasing" it like that.

Let's just say it's another "term" for "Special High Intensity Training". The Navy was good at giving out a LOT of it. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

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KF0RT
08-18-2005, 11:56 PM
Quote[/b] (KD6NIG @ Aug. 18 2005,11:48)]Could you imagine seeing "Dung spreader/deliverer" on a loan application when you list your job? People would probably look at you funny, or understand why there is just this certian SMELL to you.
I once worked at a company that made automated milking equipment for dairy farms. Naturally, we tested our equipment at a very large local farm.

The owner would inhale deeply and say, "Son, that's the smell of money."

It's been over 25 years now, but even then, farmers were harvesting the methane to produce power. I remember reading articles about it in the Ag-rags we subscribed to at work.

Never met a dumb farmer...

73, Rob

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 12:11 AM
k4kyv, Man does that web site link you posted bring back memories of my trip to Japan a few years ago.
And what it showed was and is true too.

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 01:29 AM
Read this article about Dung;click here;bet you didn't know this!! (http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20030809/note15.asp)

KF0RT
08-19-2005, 01:39 AM
"A single family living in a 10-square-meter tent requires between 25 and 40 kilograms of dried dung per day in the summer and about twice that in the winter, says Rhode."

Man, that's a lotta Yaks!!

73, Rob
Preferspipingitin, CO

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 01:42 AM
The Office Crapper of the 21st century
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/images_ga/outhouse.jpg

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 02:01 AM
Hello boss? I can't come to work today...


When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac.
I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.


Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have
that deadline to meet...

I can't come to work today because the Environmental Protection
Agency has determined that my house is completely surrounded by dung
and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.


http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/images_ga/worstjob.jpg

KI4LHU
08-19-2005, 02:50 AM
My friend Mike used to tell this joke all the time.

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG"

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 04:46 AM
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KI6ADA
08-19-2005, 06:17 AM
Quote[/b] (KI4LHU @ Aug. 18 2005,19:50)]My friend Mike used to tell this joke all the time.

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG"
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KG4CGC
08-19-2005, 10:19 AM
5 pages and it still rolls down hill.

KG6YTZ
08-19-2005, 11:29 AM
Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 18 2005,08:38)]One day in the early 1970s he was driving his family across the prairies of Kansas when they came upon a farmer spreading "fertilizer". #My uncle was in "seventh heaven" from the smell. #The rest of his family wanted the windows rolled up and an air freshner sprayed.
Drove [okay, actually, I rode - didn't do any of the driving] with my brother from here to Redmond OR. last month. Our route kept us on 99 [?] until somewhere around Sacramento, so for most of the night, we were driving through some of California's very best farmland.

I have re-christened that entire region the Scentral Valley. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

kg4kww
08-19-2005, 12:37 PM
Charlie, it always rolls down hill, that's way the valleys are greener than the hill tops. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

KW4MW
08-19-2005, 01:12 PM
Frozen cow pies, the original frisbees

K9STH
08-19-2005, 03:14 PM
MW:

In the southwest the cow pies are dried, not frozen. There are contests all over the place to see who can throw (actually sail) one the farthest.

Glen, K9STH

ac4ut
08-19-2005, 03:24 PM
Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 19 2005,08:14)]MW:

In the southwest the cow pies are dried, not frozen. #There are contests all over the place to see who can throw (actually sail) one the farthest.

Glen, K9STH
They do a similar thing in the East. It's called "Congress in session".

KA9VQF
08-19-2005, 03:25 PM
In many countries cow paddies are collected and burned as fuel. I've tried to burn them but never seem to get a really good fire with them. Maybe I'm not getting them dry enough.

KW4MW
08-19-2005, 04:41 PM
KA9VQF Posted on Aug. 19 2005,08:25Quote[/b] ]In many countries cow paddies are collected and burned as fuel. I've tried to burn them but never seem to get a really good fire with them. Maybe I'm not getting them dry enough. When I was a kid my brother and I read that the frontiersmen often cooked over buffalo chips. #

Well we didn't have any buffalo chips laying around but we did have an assortment of dog chips. #

Somehow it just didn't seem to be the same thing.

KE7DFP
08-19-2005, 06:11 PM
It's used as heating fuel in many parts of the world. #Dehydration is the secret, steralizes and compacts. #I wouldn't be one bit surprised if someone made a fortune off it. #Look at water, who would of ever thought you could convince americans to pay more for water than Gasoline? #Look at the production, and getting-to-market cost of water, compared to gasoline. Water, that's where the money is.

KG4CGC
08-19-2005, 06:50 PM
I recall a film we saw in elementary and later in middle school where in Korea, the dung has a high volume of grass in it. It was rolled into logs, if you will, and compressed. Once dried, it was used for fuel as well as something to put in your pipe and smoke. No joke.

kg4kww
08-20-2005, 01:13 AM
Well maybe Charlie we should invest in cow pies futures, I know the idea stinks, but, it could be money maker of the future.

Would you buy a DUNG-MOBILE?

Look at the buck you would save on gas.

All you would need is a cow or a Dung-N-Fill Station to re-fuel at.

Would you have a problem with having a Dun Refinery near your subdivision if it meant lower fuel costs?

KI4LHU
08-20-2005, 07:48 AM
No thanks, don't want to vomit everytime I walk out the door...

Anything that would be cheaper than say $3.00 a gallon gas wouldn't be so bad though, as long as the thing didn't smell like dung all the time.

KI6ADA
08-20-2005, 07:59 AM
I live near cow country and if the wind shifts a certain direction on a cool night, ask your supreme being to shift the wind in a different direction. I think cow patties would make a great fuel source. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

KG4CGC
08-20-2005, 09:41 AM
Oleofactory fatigue is common on farms.

k5fv
08-20-2005, 12:52 PM
Some municipalities are actually making money with their "exotic" dung.

Zoo Doo (http://zoo.org/zoo_info/special/zoodoo.htm)

kg4kww
08-21-2005, 05:27 AM
Remember, a good dung a day will keep Constipation away. That translates to more dung for fuel.

Now go take some Exlax and call your dung recycle man in the morning!!!!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

XV2PS
08-21-2005, 01:34 PM
Dung is the name of my assistant. She can push a car, but not very fast.

Human Dung as fertilizer is also a serious hazard for health, especially in terms of worm transmission.

XV2PS
08-21-2005, 01:37 PM
The day cars will be working with dung, we will even not need anymore to stop on the side of the road and find a bush to release ourselves.

kg4kww
08-21-2005, 09:13 PM
XV2PS, hold that thought about dung mobiles, you are right, we will go releave ourseves at dung recycling rest stops along the highway.

XV2PS
08-22-2005, 12:35 AM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 22 2005,04:13)]XV2PS, hold that thought about dung mobiles, you are right, we will go releave ourseves at dung recycling rest stops along the highway.
Nope, while driving you will be sitting on the tank, a lid will open when needed. Do not spill.

I am also sure they will find a way to put taxes on it. Difficult to measure w/o a camera, so they will tax at the source (food). Onions & beans will be subject to high tax.

kg4kww
08-22-2005, 02:26 AM
XV2PS, I'm impressed by your ideas on how to fuel a dung mobile, even if they do stink. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #

Well, are any of you other dung mobilers in waiting going to chime in with your ideas?

Invest in dung futures.

KW4MW
08-22-2005, 02:52 AM
Dungmobiles?

LA will no longer have a smog problem,
they will have a shog problem.

Oh the humanity!

KI6ADA
08-22-2005, 06:56 AM
see the President Bush died thread...........................:laugh: http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

kg4kww
08-22-2005, 12:07 PM
Think about it, pull over at a rest stop on the interstate, fill up the car and releave yourself. Now this is technology.

WA2ZDY
08-22-2005, 12:50 PM
Quote[/b] (N0PU @ Aug. 18 2005,11:43)]There used to be something called "Elephant Brand Fertilizer" ...

That always gave me pictures I really didn't want!
Harry, #having spent some of my childhood summers in the latae 60's travelling with the Clyde Beatty Cole Bros circus, I can tell you stories about basketball size stinkers. # You were wise to pass on the elephant fertiliser.

(For those curious, my stepfather was an elephant handler in that circus and also drove a "bull wagon." #Impressive name huh? #Not really. #A "bull wagon" is a tractor trailer used to haul elephants. #In the case of CBCB they were all Asian - we called them Indian at that time in history - females. # #So they obviously were not bulls, but cows with male names - Pete, Sid, etc. #Sid in fact - my very favourite and a very docile elephant upon whom I rode for years played a prominent part in the Dumbo movie of the 50s.

In circus lingo dating back to the days of wagons, all of the trucks used were "wagons." #Bull wagon, seat wagon, canvas wagon, water wagon, etc.

I'm glad I got the "run away with the circus" crap out of my system as a child. #It was and I presume still is a really crummy way to live.)

Pierre's suggestions of the dung mobile/mobile rest stop have me glad I'm not a shareholder of whoever makes Bean-O. If they knew about this thread, they'd be worried. The one fact of life that should be a sacred cow at the bank forever is now under threat!

Ummmm . . . #'nuff said.

W5MJL
08-22-2005, 01:01 PM
I can see how someone could be dung-ho on some of these ideas.

n2nh
08-22-2005, 01:13 PM
Maybe we should make it a holiday?

Fecal Friday Fest (http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab298.jpg)

K9STH
08-22-2005, 05:02 PM
As the robot in the old "Lost in Space" series said "it does not compute"!

How could the elephant be used in the movie "Dumbo" in the 1950s when Walt Disney Productions released the movie in 1941? Just do a "google" on "Dumbo" and the first hit gives the date.

Besides, remember that Robert Stack ("playing" General "Vinegar Joe" Stillwell) in the movie entitled "1941" was attending the movie "Dumbo" when all of the "problems" happened in downtown Hollywood.

Glen, K9STH

ac4ut
08-22-2005, 06:37 PM
If I were A Turd
If I were a turd I'd try to be happy
Even when life is treating me crappy

I'd float down the river and gaze at the sights
I'd soar above mountains dropped from a Eagle in flight

I'd have no enemies as some of you might
I'd go through my life without a single fight

Down deep in a pit I'd lie in repose
From where great ghastly aromas defile your nose

And then late at night I'd lay down to sleep
Among all my turd friends at the top of the heap

You might say I'm one turd with out great regrets
The luckiest turd that you ever met

kg4kww
08-23-2005, 01:13 AM
Nice Poem ac4ut, keep up the good dung.
Invest in Dung Futures, It's the crap of the future.

ac4ut
08-23-2005, 12:18 PM
Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Aug. 22 2005,18:13)]Nice Poem ac4ut, keep up the good dung.
Invest in Dung Futures, It's the crap of the future.
You spund like a big fan of Dung, but you know what happens when the Dung hits the "Fan".

K8ERV
08-23-2005, 12:57 PM
Quote[/b] (ac4ut @ Aug. 23 2005,05:18)]You spund like a big fan of Dung, but you know what happens when the Dung hits the "Fan".
The fan blade gets all dunged up?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

K8ERV
08-23-2005, 01:03 PM
Quote[/b] (KI6ADA @ Aug. 20 2005,00:59)]I think cow patties would make a great fuel source.
Actually they are. Back in the pioneering cattle drive days the farmers welcomed the drives as a source of cow pies, often their only source of fuel on the plains, where there were few trees. Or so I read in the Times.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

G0GQK
08-23-2005, 09:55 PM
Not many people know that the new crop of potatoes which are imported from Egypt into the UK are grown in processed human dung spread over the fields or sand ! Maybe the big supermarket groups don't want them to know either 73, Mel

KI4LHU
08-24-2005, 01:03 AM
oooooh potatoes grown in human dung.
No thank you. I don't eat potatoes anyway unless they're fried or flavored somehow.

Oh, and I know a Real Estate agent named Dung...Everyone calls her CiCi

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kg4kww
08-24-2005, 01:59 AM
Well now if the folks in the UK would use some of their dung to power their autos the could save a few quid on fuel costs. Why can't the oil companies see the value in turning dung into fuel? Just think instead of gas wars we could have dung wars. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Oh well just a thought.

BTW, if the dung is processed then what's the big deal with using it grow veggies with?

kg4kww
08-25-2005, 02:13 AM
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kg4kww
08-25-2005, 02:13 AM
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