Scientists discover Second Brain

[n2nh]

Scientists are claiming to have discovered a second brain - in the human stomach.

The breakthrough, involving experts in the US and Germany, is believed to play a major part in the way people behave.

Second Brain (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_105441.html)

ALSO: Complex and Hidden Brain in Stomach (http://aikidoaus.com.au/dojo/docs/2nd_braina.htm)

[KG4CGC]

I must have misplaced it.

[kf6rdn]

I think I pooped mine out after all those El taco llama burritos.

[K8ERV]

I knew it was there all of the time.

Have also read that some of the Dino's were so long that it would take too long for nerve signals to travel the length of their body, so they DID have two brains, one in each end someplace. Or so I read in the TIMES.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[N7RJD]

Maybe their study subject just has his head burried far enough up his a** to give the appearance of there being a brain in the stomach. If this is the case then it was probably discovered during a politician's physical. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w3sy]

Waiting for AYL to come back and tell us where most men have their "second brain."

HAW HAW!!!

[WA5KRP]

These scientists are in for a rude awakening if they ever test a penis' IQ.


WA5KRP
Texas

[KD6NIG]

Well, that, or the gluteous maximus.

[W5MJL]

Just great. Now people with pot bellies will say it's large because they have a bigger brain.

[WA5KRP]

Quote[/b] (ka5fap @ July 20 2005,12:15)]Just great. #Now people with pot bellies will say it's large because they have a bigger brain.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/ignore.gif OMG!



WA5KRP
Texas

[N5RLR]

Quote[/b] ]<span style='color:green'>[Professor Wolfgang Prinz] said: &quot;People often follow their gut reactions without even knowing why, its only later that they come up with the logical reason for acting the way they did. But we now believe that there is a lot more to gut feelings than was previously believed.&quot;</span>
So...I guess this is why we call those who can't make snap decisions...gutless? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[n2nh]

I guess that explains some people rubbing their stomachs while they're thinking about something...

[k4kyv]

What was the date on that article? It wasn't 01 April, was it?

[W5MJL]

Nope it wasn't in April. I think one day it will also be proven that there is a 3rd brain in your nose. It should give a whole new meaning to the phrase &quot;let me pick your brain.&quot; http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W2ILP]

A second brain in the stomach makes sense...
I always had a gut feeling that my stomach had thought about what it should ask me to eat.
Yep I had a gut hunch about that...
BUT
What I can't stand is saying that the heart can think and love and hate and know anything...Like when they say &quot;He has a good loving heart&quot;...or &quot;You know it in your heart he is right&quot;...or &quot;She is a sweetheart.&quot; # Our hearts don't come in flavors and our hearts can't think or love or hate anything or anybody. #Our hearts have a big enough job pumping blood. #The heart is made up of muscles which form a blood pump. #The heart is quite a mechanical device. #It has valves just like any mechanical pump. #I have undergone open heart quintuple heart bypass surgery.
I don't think it affected my ability to think one way or the other.

Disgusting events can turn my stomach but don't give me a heart attack.

Next Valentines day send your loved ones, especially any who cooks for you, a chocolate small intestine...because a heart is just a pump but a stomach can love well seasoned pizza and think about good cooks and love them as well.

The way to a man's heart used to be through to be via his stomach.. #Now you know that if you can get to a brainy stomach, why relay a love message to a stupid pump?

w2ilp (Intestinal Logic Processing)

[w4rot]

Well that exxplains alot. I have 2 Belted Galloways bitching about my feedline situation.
I thought they were just chewing their cud.
Bovines have 4 stomachs.
Atom Heart Mothers,NC
w4rot

[KA4DPO]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ July 20 2005,09:31)]Waiting for AYL to come back and tell us where most men have their &quot;second brain.&quot;

HAW HAW!!!
Why in their heads, of course.

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (W2ILP @ July 20 2005,17:31)]A second brain in the stomach makes sense...
I always had a gut feeling that my stomach had thought about what it should ask me to eat.
Yep I had a gut hunch about that...
BUT
What I can't stand is saying that the heart can think and love and hate and know anything...Like when they say &quot;He has a good loving heart&quot;...or &quot;You know it in your heart he is right&quot;...or &quot;She is a sweetheart.&quot; # Our hearts don't come in flavors and our hearts can't think or love or hate anything or anybody. #Our hearts have a big enough job pumping blood. #The heart is made up of muscles which form a blood pump. #The heart is quite a mechanical device. #It has valves just like any mechanical pump. #I have undergone open heart quintuple heart bypass surgery.
I don't think it affected my ability to think one way or the other.

Disgusting events can turn my stomach but don't give me a heart attack.

Next Valentines day send your loved ones, especially any who cooks for you, a chocolate small intestine...because a heart is just a pump but a stomach can love well seasoned pizza and think about good cooks and love them as well.

The way to a man's heart used to be through to be via his stomach.. #Now you know that if you can get to a brainy stomach, why relay a love message to a stupid pump?

w2ilp (Intestinal Logic Processing)
I have a gut feeling you don't have a heart!
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W2ILP]

kf6rdn #says I don't have a heart.

I must have a heart because I'm still alive. #A lot of money was paid for my by-pass surgery. Was it paid for nothing? #Should I sue?

Now if you say I don't have a heart...Will you take me to the Emerald City to see the wonderful wizard of Oz to get me one? # Opps...Watch out for the flying monkeys and the wickard warlock of the Far East.

w2ilp (Intravenious Liquid Pump?)

[kg4kww]

No wonder humans have a problem with diarrhea of the mouth http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kg4nck]

Now that I know why my gut is so big, I don't feel so bad about it. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[k9kxq]

Quote[/b] (wa5krp @ July 20 2005,11:57)]These scientists are in for a rude awakening if they ever test a penis' IQ.


WA5KRP
Texas
It sometimes does most of the thinking for us males, don't you think.. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

kxq

[K8ERV]

Second brain? Lets see now, Glen has one, I have the second, where does that leave all the rest of you?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[n0jaa]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ July 20 2005,02:28)]Scientists are claiming to have discovered a second brain - in the human stomach.

The breakthrough, involving experts in the US and Germany, is believed to play a major part in the way people behave.
Yeah, this sounds like a &quot;headline&quot; one might find in that most illustrious of &quot;news&quot; magazines, The National Enquirer.

Inquiring minds want to know... nothing.

And to think that there are sheeple out there who believe everything the Enquirer prints!

Paul, N0JAA.


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[ac3p]

No wonder I can never make up my mind. They never agree on anything. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W2ILP]

I am bothered by the fact that this very important topic is not getting a bigger response. #Some far less important posts have gotten ahead of this startling scientific information.

I think that this thread is not getting many people to read it because the title is too tame.
It should have been called...
SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF BELLY BRAINS.

Hmmm...
Is a belly dancer a brain twister?

Peristalsis may no longer be just a reflex, if the intestinal contractions are locally planned and not just jerked from a head.

Is obesity caused by belly brains of low IQ?
There are now all sorts of books and schools to help people lose weight. #There are low fat and low carb diets...There are exercises to burn calories. #Maybe someone could start a new business writing books and planning courses to teach bad belly brains better bread and butter behavior.

If anyone here can get me on Oprah Winfrey's and Larry King's #programs, I'll write an educational manual for instructing any oportunity limited (retarded) belly brains.

w2ilp (Intestinal Learning Program?)

[kb2vxa]

Didn't one of those Night Of The Living Dead movies show zombies eating people's brains? Next out, a remake of Mr. Deeds Goes To Washington (from Pittsburgh PA if you remember George Romero's original movie).