View Full Version : Apolize to Dachshunds
KA8NCR
06-18-2005, 01:58 AM
As a citizen of this great country, and a proud member and frequent contributer to the QRZ.com forums, I'd like to convey my sorrow for the way dachshunds have been treated by other QRZ members.
I realize now, that laughing at jokes pointed at euthanizing dachshunds, pointed snide comments by SOME members about their less-than-ample bark or perhaps their timid personality has offended dachshunds.
Therefore, I officially apolize. That is all.
ve2nsm
06-18-2005, 02:11 AM
Quote[/b] (ka8ncr @ June 17 2005,18:58)]I realize now, that laughing at jokes pointed at euthanizing dachshunds,
I think you meant "euthazing", no ? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Notice how the dachshund apologist attempts to portray them as innocent victims?! Do not be fooled by this misdirection.
Dachshunds are an inhuman menace to peaceful, bark-free evenings and a source of putrid contamination for the soles of your shoes.
Their tiny brain is but a fraction of the size that Terry Shiavo's remaining brain tissue was, but they use it to torment and torture good people by projecting a strong self-body-image even though they look for all practical purposes like a weiner with legs!
73,
Dave/al2i
KA8NCR
06-18-2005, 03:04 AM
Squelch this al2 person for his hateful speech! You sir, are on your way to Gitmo for terrorizing tiny canines.
w8znx
06-18-2005, 10:33 AM
Dear Jeff
please
do not let the dark powers
of the AKC muddle your brain
dachshunds look like dogs
but
they are not dogs
but things from another planet
hell bent on distruction
of every thing
we all hold dear
they were the power behind
sunshine bakers selling out
to the evil keebler elfs
that killed hydrox cookies
now if that
dsnt scare the pants off you
what will
please Dave
do not give up the good fight
do not let
those sweet little puppy dog eyes
stop you from this quest
to save us from the evil little yippers
yours truly
Mac the poodle bites the poodle chews it
Quote[/b] (al2i @ June 17 2005,14:46)]Dachshunds are an inhuman menace to peaceful, bark-free evenings and a source of putrid contamination for the soles of your shoes. #
It is even more insidious than you thought. My son brought home a Doberman puppy. Mother was full blooded doberman and the puppies tail had been docked and all the markings were beautiful. It did not take long to figure out this was a mix breed. Doberman and Dachshund.
I just want to know who put the father up to it?
Steve