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Click HERE! (Change "Mel" to "Steve.") (http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/05/10/)
But if I HAD become Pope:
1) Johnny Unitas would be made a saint.
2) I'd walk out on that balcony and give the baseball scores.
3) I'd charge $5 to let you smell the inside of my Pope Hat.
4) Popemobile Demolition Derby on Friday nights!
5) Excommunicate anyone who says "QSL" instead of "yes" or "I agree."
6) Don't kiss my ring -- Pull my finger.
7) International Confession Net on 14.243.
8) Communion wafers shaped like W3SY QSL card.
9) Holy War against the apparent acronym "HAM."
10) Change Lord's Prayer to begin, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, how 'bout it, yew gotta copy on me?"
VOTE FOR POPE HIRAM PERCY I IN 2008!!
K7JBQ
05-10-2005, 04:19 PM
hpI:
Don't forget to put Earl Weaver on the rules committee.
73,
Bill
I know.... When we have heated discussions about Religious Law, he pokes me in the nose with the bill of his Cardinal Hat. Or he turns it around backwards so he can REALLY get in my face!
He once got so mad, he ripped up the whole Bible and threw it away, because he felt like we weren't following the rules.
W5MJL
05-10-2005, 04:47 PM
If I would have known in advance about the pope-mobile demolition derby you would received my vote for pope. You need to make your platform well known in advance of selection. That platform would have made you a shoe in.
KC2KFC
05-10-2005, 07:16 PM
Steve that looks just like you. Are you over it yet? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Naw, not over it. But I have a feeling I won't have to wait long befor getting another chance at the gig. This new guy is what, 90 years old??
KC2KFC
05-11-2005, 12:33 PM
I sent in my vote for you, but I guess it went up in black smoke. This cat is pretty old. He may even be Jesus' older brother. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Didn't Jesus have a brother named "Tito?"
W5MJL
05-12-2005, 05:25 PM
and Manny too!!
kf6rdn
05-12-2005, 06:51 PM
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ May 12 2005,10:24)]Didn't Jesus have a brother named "Tito?"
Yeah, he's the dude that does my lawn.
K9STH
05-12-2005, 07:08 PM
Angel is the guy that trims my bushes. My wife mows the lawn!
Glen, K9STH
KA4DPO
05-12-2005, 08:57 PM
Here comes the Pope, don't drop the soap.
Cesar mows my lawn.
kb2vxa
05-13-2005, 12:59 AM
Hi guys,
Remember the song The Pope Smokes Dope by Dave Van Ronk? Be thankful this one only imports Austrian beer by the truckload. I saw it on TV so it's got to be true. (;->)
Now Steve, if you were Australian and elected Pope, would you go on TV saying "Moind that cahdnal, DANGAH DANGAH!"? BTW, we already have a whole team of Saints. (;->)
What cracked me up was Tux as a hummingbird. Now I wonder what sort of goof on Linux that is, some sort of inside joke I suppose.
w4rot
05-13-2005, 01:29 AM
Is it me or do I see Mel resting a huge IUD on the
counter?
Wait your turn SY,
w4rot
IUD... IOU... what's the difference? har...
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ May 10 2005,10:52)]Click HERE! (Change "Mel" to "Steve.") (http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2005/05/10/)
Heck, I think you're plagerizing. It did remind me of you when I saw it and posted it here (2 hours before this thread started)...
http://www.qrz.com/ib-bin....;st=370 (http://www.qrz.com/ib-bin/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=17;t=88201;hl=pope;st=370)
Click the second link to see what's next (After this Pope moves on - although you could add 3SY to the 'W' I suppose).
[for the lazy]
Stick a fork in it (http://my.name-services.com/73942/nq050510.gif)
it's done. (http://my.name-services.com/73942/trall050421.gif)
I doubt if a wannabe pope would plagerize, and it IS you isn't it?? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Why not just change your first name to Pope??
You don't HAVE to be involved in organized crime to be Pope.... But it helps you fit in with The Organization.
Better be nice to me! I don't think it'll be all that long before the Big Pointy Hat is up for grabs again, and next time I just might get the nod.
K7JBQ
05-13-2005, 04:45 PM
Better The Pope than General Pope. Another one of those oh for one Union wankers that helped the Civil War last four years even though the South fired on Ft. Sumter before remembering they didn't have any ball bearing factories.
Sorry, but it's been a while since we've had a good Civil War thread, and this Pope looks like he might last for a few weeks.
73,
Bill
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ May 13 2005,11:28)]You don't HAVE to be involved in organized crime to be Pope.... But it helps you fit in with The Organization.
Better be nice to me! I don't think it'll be all that long before the Big Pointy Hat is up for grabs again, and next time I just might get the nod.
I didn't want to break out the big guns and dash your hopes, but:
NEXT! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61683)
For those who want to make the pie higher! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/religion/61524)
I kill me. ROTFLM*O http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif