Speaking of religion...

[w2wtf]

http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/on%20your%20knees.jpg



Although its not religous, find the humor in this one...


http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/pork.jpg

[kl7ea]

Hah, that is good.. Didn't know SBC owned a church too. They're sure growing fast, Yahoo.com and now a church.

[w3sy]

Come back NEXT Sunday, and they'll tell you the SECOND most powerful position...

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ April 04 2005,08:44)]Come back NEXT Sunday, and they'll tell you the SECOND most powerful position...
Get the little pic sent you?

[WA5KRP]

http://rock103.com/crew/pics/loosetongue.jpg

[al2n]

Here are some typos from Chruch bullitens.

Enjoy.

1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.

5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

8) Ushers will eat latecomers.

9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

[w2wtf]

Here come a bunch.....

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/RedneckChurch.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/get_saved.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/demons.jpg

[KD4LEI]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ April 04 2005,04:28)]And a few more...

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/god_does_not_believe_in_atheists.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/science.jpg
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/images/churchsigns/anal_convention.jpg
Wow... I guess they think Jesus will be upset if you remote link these.

I find that a little sacreligious.

[KF0RT]

Hey FOY...

Clear your cache and reload... All we're getting is a message that says "Remote linking images makes baby Jeebus cry."

73, Rob

[w2wtf]

Rob, I hate when thats happens, but I'll just put the link up and you can see it for yourselves, "your gunna bust a gut"...

Church Signs.... (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php?page=1)


My personal favorite....
http://img153.exs.cx/img153/3697/howbigisyourjesus5kw.jpg
I've heard it called a lot of things but never a "Jesus".....

Use image shack to host then post your favorite!!

[KC0KBH]

not religious, but hilarious! (http://www.engrish.com)

[w3sy]

Mister KL1RO, I found your mocking of the church bulletin rather blasphemous and in extremely poor taste. These are Holy People you are ridiculing! How insensitive.

Also, this one really sounds dirty:

Quote[/b] ]8) Ushers will eat latecomers.

You'd best behave, or God will superglue fish to your forearms.

HAW!

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (KC0KBH @ April 04 2005,13:39)]not religious, but hilarious! (http://www.engrish.com)
we know already.... Yes its funny...

[kb2vxa]

Hi guys,

"These are Holy People you are ridiculing!"

Lighten up Sy, the only holy people are found on the wrong end of a machine pistol oozing. Why do you think it's called an UZI?

I'm sure glad those church people have a sense of humor or those signs wouldn't be funny.

If you attend a church where the pastor puts "git 'er done" on the sign,
you might be a redneck.

[KE7CWB]

I like the fact that the website that helps generate sayings for church signs has a section of humours sign quotes LOL

[KG6YTZ]

Not religious, but still very funny... #I have a couple of pics [at home, not here at work] of some great signs. #One was posted on a Taco Bell marquee and was apparently missing one crucial letter. #It said:

NOW HIRING
ALL SHI TS

There was also a rather risque theater marquee, where - playing on three screens - were the films

ERIN BROCKOVICH
SCREWED
MY DOG SKIP

[N2ACX]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Well, I think they are funny and I got about 15 of these in an e-mail but the ones I saw here are new ones. Could it be true? It appears as if the churches are using ( here comes)..... SEX...........as a eye-catching "selling point" in order to capture new members.

Iam probably wrong, but that is what it looks like to me. And if it is, then it doesn't say much for the pastors who approve these "eye-catchers" on their billboards. Ya gotta admit, it does catch ur eye and you do read the entire message.

The Erin Brockovich one had me rolling, but then thats me...well they all are hilarious. These types of advertizing when linked to religion can get very sticky......oooops.....wrong adjective, I mean very touchy.....ooops......very messy........never mind, I give up.

73 Gary N2ACX

[w2wtf]

This one?

http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/marquee.jpg

I got a chuckle out of it too...It's just funnier when you can see it, rather than just hear about it.... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif


You can even make your own church signs.....

http://img213.echo.cx/img213/2954/churchsign28eo.jpg

http://img207.echo.cx/img207/1263/churchsign44yx.jpg

This could go downhill really quick.......

[w6ez]

I got his one in an email:

http://home.pacbell.net/serazin/churchyaesu.jpg

[w2wtf]

I'd have said Alinco.....

[w6ez]

Where can one make their own chuch signs?

This could be fun!

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (w6ez @ April 18 2005,08:11)]Where can one make their own chuch signs?

This could be fun!
Make your own Church Signs (http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/)

Have fun....

http://img199.echo.cx/img199/600/churchsign61dl.jpg

[W2ILP]

Next you guys will be asking the FCC to issue vanity church signs.
With all due respect - Don't you know that there is separation between church and state in the USA?
Hmmm...
I wonder if any British ham has been able to get the call of G0D?

w2ilp (Inspiring Litergical Posters?)

[W2ILP]

I checked. G0D is not in QRZ's data base.
Is ham radio to be known as a G0Dless hobby?
Internet users can search for G0D using Google or Yahoo and find lots of references but a CQ to G0D would probably be unanswered....Unless somebody want to bootleg his call in vain.

w2ilp (Intermodal Linking Prayers?)