runny noses

[K8PJS]

Oh boy have we reached the bottom of the barrel.

Go ahead and vote. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kf6rdn]

YOUR Shirt.. heh http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KC0LFV]

Are you bored? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K8PJS]

No in light of a lot of things I have been reading on this forum..... I figure we all need to laugh.

[w3sy]

Warning: For every laugh, there's a knuckle dragger mad enough at you to want to clock you with a shovel. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

If you are at an expensive restaurant, your best bet is to pretend to drop your fork, then blow your nose on your sock.

Here's something I don't understand -- When you have to blow your nose in the public bathroom, I'd think a piece of toilet paper (unused, preferably) would be best. Yet lots of people use those industrial paper towels, which have the consistency of automotive-grade sandpaper, instead.

And why is it that when some people blow their nose, it sounds like a goose with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ™ ? My nose is so damn big I could smoke in the shower, but I couldn't make that obnoxious honking noise if I practiced all day. And even if I COULD, I'd probably tone it down so I don't gross out everyone within earshot. Breaking wind loudly in public is taboo -- Why is loud nose honking still acceptable, even though it's even more gross?

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ April 04 2005,08:54)]And why is it that when some people blow their nose, it sounds like a goose with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ™ ? My nose is so damn big I could smoke in the shower, but I couldn't make that obnoxious honking noise if I practiced all day. And even if I COULD, I'd probably tone it down so I don't gross out everyone within earshot. Breaking wind loudly in public is taboo -- Why is loud nose honking still acceptable, even though it's even more gross?
THANK YOU! I thought I was the ONLY one that annoys the hell out of. Either that honking or the wet whoosh sound, ugh, gross! I'd rather hear someone fart or belch.


Preferebly none of the above.

Well, I good beet belch in the right environment can be funny, but not ina resturaunt.

[WA5KRP]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ April 04 2005,09:54)]If you are at an expensive restaurant, your best bet is to pretend to drop your fork, then blow your nose on your sock.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif If you've ducked under the table at an expensive restaurant, wouldn't it be more dignified to blast your nose grease into the table cloth?


WA5KRP
Texas

[ai4ep]

Why do apes / gorillas have such big noses ?

Big fingers

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ April 04 2005,08:54)]My nose is so damn big I could smoke in the shower,
But can you satisfy two women at once? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[KG4CGC]

I feel a translation coming on.
Shirt tail, sleeve, magazines, newspaper, old printer ribbons, used paper plates, cigarette packs turned inside out. It's all good. Oh, forgot my favorite thing, golf accessories.

[K8PJS]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ April 04 2005,11:13)]I feel a translation coming on.
#Shirt tail, sleeve, magazines, newspaper, old printer ribbons, used paper plates, cigarette packs turned inside out. It's all good. Oh, forgot my favorite thing, golf accessories.
Gosh no!!!!

Not the golf accessories. PLEEEEAAAAAZE not that. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KG4CGC]

Confusion says:

It reaches to the barrel.Go front where we reach to the boy of Ohio state and there is on a bottom of poll. Your shirt. As for heh bored? No I directly with this forum.... You read, illuminating together is in many things. I calculate all necessity which laughs at us. When and blowing the people their noses of some person, why it seems like the moth butterfly of the Irritable intestinal syndrome, that sound does, is? ? My nose is such ugly big.THANK! I thought of that it is the only 1 year old where I bother the hell. You sound the alarm, or got wet sound and all ugh whoosh which? I on the other hand someone fart, or inquire about that it spits out. When at the high restaurant the body you can stoop quickly under the table, in the tablecloth the grease of your nose in order to apply blast dignified? But it is possible to make 2 women satisfy directly?

[K8PJS]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ April 04 2005,13:14)]Confusion says:

It reaches to the barrel.Go front where we reach to the boy of Ohio state and there is on a bottom of poll. Your shirt. As for heh bored? No I directly with this forum.... You read, illuminating together is in many things. I calculate all necessity which laughs at us. When and blowing the people their noses of some person, why it seems like the moth butterfly of the Irritable intestinal syndrome, that sound does, is? ? My nose is such ugly big.THANK! I thought of that it is the only 1 year old where I bother the hell. You sound the alarm, or got wet sound and all ugh whoosh which? I on the other hand someone fart, or inquire about that it spits out. When at the high restaurant the body you can stoop quickly under the table, in the tablecloth the grease of your nose in order to apply blast dignified? But it is possible to make 2 women satisfy directly?
keyboard safe because he not drink at computer anymore. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KW4MW]

My granny was an old country gal. #She had a riddle that goes:

Q. #What does a rich man put in his pocket that a poor man throws away?

A. #Snot.

Ya see kids, back in the old days the po' folks used to just put their finger on the side on their nose and blow downwind whereas the rich guys had hankies. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ai4ep]

hankie ? What is a hankie ?

Just wipe it off on yer long-sleeve shirt...if your shirt is short-sleeved, just wipe from your elbow down toward your wrist.

That way back in the old days folks could tell from a distance how bad your cold was...more snot on your arm, the worse your cold was.

Simple & easy to understand for most folks.

[KW4MW]

Legend is that the reason that suit jackets have those useless buttons sewed on their sleeves was to keep the snotty brats at the prep schools from wiping their noses on their sleeves.

[K6UEY]

This post has been so informative on Amateur Radio operator culture, I'm looking forward to the next installment. What part of the Anatomy will we be informed on how to apply the proper personal hygiene? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
PS
Be sure to publish before the Dayton Convention!!

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (KW4MW @ April 04 2005,18:39)]Legend is that the reason that suit jackets have those useless buttons sewed on their sleeves was to keep the snotty brats at the prep schools from wiping their noses on their sleeves.
legend also has it that the buttons on the sleeves of military uniforms was for the same reason http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[w5lda]

Be careful Orv. The next topic could be about your hemorrhoids:p

[W0UZR]

Quote[/b] (w3sy @ April 04 2005,09:54)]Warning: For every laugh, there's a knuckle dragger mad enough at you to want to clock you with a shovel. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

If you are at an expensive restaurant, your best bet is to pretend to drop your fork, then blow your nose on your sock.

Here's something I don't understand -- When you have to blow your nose in the public bathroom, I'd think a piece of toilet paper (unused, preferably) would be best. Yet lots of people use those industrial paper towels, which have the consistency of automotive-grade sandpaper, instead.

And why is it that when some people blow their nose, it sounds like a goose with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ™ ? My nose is so damn big I could smoke in the shower, but I couldn't make that obnoxious honking noise if I practiced all day. And even if I COULD, I'd probably tone it down so I don't gross out everyone within earshot. Breaking wind loudly in public is taboo -- Why is loud nose honking still acceptable, even though it's even more gross?
I play songs when I'm blowing mine.
N NKK !!!!
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Or I go,, H N
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I did that once in a resteraunt, and the whole family in the booth across from us, (AmanAndHisWife&Son&Daughter) cracked up so hard they peed their pants and almost fell out of the booth, rolling on the floor. They laughed right up to when we left, tears coming down and everything.

It's nice to know I can make a difference in someone's life.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ April 04 2005,19:16)]This post has been so informative on Amateur Radio operator culture, I'm looking forward to the next installment. What part of the Anatomy will we be informed on how to apply the proper personal hygiene? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif
PS
Be sure to publish before the Dayton Convention!!
After the last hamfest I attended, how about the arm pit and why we wear deoderant and how to apply it? You wanna teach the class....Not me....

[K6UEY]

I thought maybe in the QRZ vein we might get instruction in how to properly fold the panels to get the maximum coverage in surface area of TP.
You know a large number of the posters will be taking on the responseability of performing that task all by themselves. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[K8ERV]

I wipe with $200 bills, cause I have so many of them----

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ April 05 2005,07:01)]I wipe with $200 bills, cause I have so many of them----
Hot off the press eh? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
I wanted to put up a pic of my own nose for this thread but I seem to lack that posting option only in the Ragchew section. I've noticed others are capable of posting pics though. What am I missing/lacking?

[KF0RT]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ April 05 2005,05:09)]Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ April 05 2005,07:01)]I wipe with $200 bills, cause I have so many of them----
Hot off the press eh? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
# I wanted to put up a pic of my own nose for this thread but I seem to lack that posting option only in the Ragchew section. I've noticed others are capable of posting pics though. What am I missing/lacking?
Charles... Er, uh, not that I desire a closeup of your schnoz, but maybe I can help here.

You have to "host" the picture somewhere other than QRZ. That is, upload it to your home page on your ISP or use one of the free photo hosting sites. Then, use the "Image" option in a message here to point to the picture. You'll need a URL of just the picture, which isn't too hard.

For an example, find a picture here that someone else has posted. Right-click on the picture and select "properties". In the properties box, it will list the URL of the picture (which is not at QRZ).

Apologies in advance if you know this already and I'm bein' a jerk. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

73, Rob

[W0UZR]

Some people need a beach towel to wipe their nose with after being in all kinds of places where it doesn't belong.

You guys are slipping. Someone should said something like this a long time ago.

[KG4CGC]

Thanks Rob,
I was hoping that would not be the case but as such, it is.

[wa4brl]

... the nearest poodle, or possibly a cat.

[w7auw]

your woman's hair