Martha Sprung

[K8YS]

Martha gets sprung. According to the "news" [hee hee hee, news media?], they say that she has lost weight, found respect for those of lesser social status, and tripled her net worth all at the same time. She even discovered there are chicken strips in vending machines, and when they are all you got, they are pretty good... I just wonder of they supplied dijon mustard sauce too.

I just could not do the time stuck in house arrest... imagine being forced to stay in the mansion, I hope she has cable TV.

[w4rot]

Hmmm.
Martha as Henri 'Papillon' Charriere.
I can hardly wait.

[w5klb]

And there you have it... a NEW and IMPROVED Martha.

Here's a list of EVERYTHING she's learned:












And I thought that they quit the rehabilitation program in prisons.

[w2wtf]

Whats martha discovered is that there is a two tiered justice system, a lax system for those whit money and the system for the rest of us..... If any of us did what she did, we'd get five years!!!! Like every other rich / famous person who got of easy I hope she burns in hell!!

[al2n]

Yep, gotta love the justice system.

OJ is still out there.

Kobe is running loose.

Michael Jackson will probably get off (in more ways than one?)

Enron execs are living it up on their stolen booty.

But heaven forbid that we let a woman who cooks and cleans run around free! Lock her up before others follow hew crusade!

[K8ERV]

Quote[/b] (w5klb @ Mar. 03 2005,21:34)]And there you have it... a NEW and IMPROVED Martha.

Here's a list of EVERYTHING she's learned:












.
Does that list belong in one of those Thinnest Books?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kb2vxa]

Hi all,

de K8YS:
"I just could not do the time stuck in house arrest... imagine being forced to stay in the mansion, I hope she has cable TV."

Did you see the ariel shot of the "prison"? Guaraneed she had cable TV!

73 de wishing to be incarcerated there Warren KB2VXA

[N7CPC]

She learned how to operate a microwave and appreciate "alternate" life stiles!http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W7DJM]

"""found respect for those of lesser social status"""

Baloney. or some other word beginning with "B"


So far as "house arrest", the "house" has ???HOW MANY ACRES???

I've heard on "the news" that she can be out of "the house" for FORTY HOURS A WEEK.

[kc7jty]

She is also now capable of kicking the *ss off Lezbos twice her size.

[KA7RRA]

Quote[/b] (KL1RO @ Mar. 04 2005,00:06)]But heaven forbid that we let a woman who cooks and cleans run around free! #Lock her up before others follow hew crusade!
If she can cook liver she can come in live in my prision

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Mar. 04 2005,11:14)]Quote[/b] (KL1RO @ Mar. 04 2005,00:06)]But heaven forbid that we let a woman who cooks and cleans run around free! Lock her up before others follow hew crusade!
If she can cook liver she can come in live in my prision
No, but I bet she recently has learned to eat raw fish!!

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Mar. 06 2005,22:23)]Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Mar. 04 2005,11:14)]Quote[/b] (KL1RO @ Mar. 04 2005,00:06)]But heaven forbid that we let a woman who cooks and cleans run around free! #Lock her up before others follow hew crusade!
If she can cook liver she can come in live in my prision
No, but I bet she recently has learned to eat raw fish!!
hmmm, I'd say that adds to her hottie factor. Don't you think she's hot? Martha Stewart and Hottie in the same breath! Come on, try it. Repeat after me, "Martha Stewart is a Hottie".

There now, was that so difficult? She's like 60 now, right?