Time for some Welsh Jokes!!

[w2wtf]

Q: Have you seen the Welsh mine detector.
A: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

Q: How did the Brits conquer Wales so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Welsh thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you know if someone from Wales has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.

Q: How do you know you're flying over Wales?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Q: How do you get a Welshman out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: Why did the Welshman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.

Q: Why did the Welsh couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Wales?
A: They forgot the recipe.

Q: Why do Welsh dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

Q: Did you hear about the Welshman that locked his keys in his car?
A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

Q: How do you keep a Welshman in suspense?

[w3bny]

http://img152.exs.cx/img152/5803/kittenssave9pd.jpg

[w2wtf]

we'll go after the french again next week to show that we don't discriminate.

[KG6JTB]

Quote[/b] ]If Mussolini defines fascism as "the merger of corporate and government power" what does that make the Republican party?

The better party, duh!

Ask this question, if Hitler and Stalin were extreme socialists... And socialists today are largly Democrats... Then what does that make the Democratic party?

Dave
KG6JTB

[KB8VNP]

FOY

Please, not while I'm eating. #Hilarious, man, really hilarious! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (KG6JTB @ Feb. 02 2005,13:36)]Quote[/b] ]If Mussolini defines fascism as "the merger of corporate and government power" what does that make the Republican party?
FYI Mussolini was an idiot with the IQ of a eggplant, I wouldn't take any of his statements with any more weight than one from Anna Nicole Smith.

Q: How do you sink a Welsh battleship?
A: Put it in the water!!!

[n5tjd]

Well, so much for my ancestry.... My dad's side is Welsh. Oh well, my mother's side is Irish... fire away. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9STH]

The same jokes are told as Aggie, Polish, Irish, Italian, and so on.

I haven't heard any "Swiss" jokes but I am sure there are some.

Glen, K9STH

[ai4ep]

Is there a thread for N C T jokes ?

Or is that a joke all by itself ?

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ Feb. 02 2005,17:37)]Is there a thread for N C T jokes ?

Or is that a joke all by itself ?
Q: Know what the best thing that ever came out of Alabama was?
A: I-20



Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.


Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant in the state of Alabams.
A. Because they now have an endless supply of crash test dummies.

Q. What's a seven course meal in Alabama?
A. A possum and a six-pack.

Q: Oh yea and how many arrogant holier than thou Extras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, he holds it and hopes the world will rotate around him.





Geat attitude calling No Code Techs a joke, its a wonder that people even get into ham radio when they have to deal with attitudes like yours.

[nx6d]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Feb. 02 2005,17:14)]Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ Feb. 02 2005,17:37)]Is there a thread for #N C T jokes ?

Or is that a joke all by itself ?
Q: Know what the best thing that ever came out of Alabama was?
A: I-20



Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

Q. What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A. Visitor.


Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant in the state of Alabams.
A. Because they now have an endless supply of crash test dummies.

Q. What's a seven course meal in Alabama?
A. A possum and a six-pack.

Q: Oh yea and how many arrogant holier than thou Extras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, he holds it and hopes the world will rotate around him.





Geat attitude calling No Code Techs a joke, its a wonder that people even get into ham radio when they have to deal with attitudes like yours.
FOY:

Do you like anyone?

You have contempt for the people you serve, you're always complaining about some politicians, and now you've made two sets of lame juvenile jokes, that aren't even original, as some kind of attack.

What's your DEAL, dude?

Dave WX7B

D

[K6UEY]

If you guy's don't stop making the GOD's angry,this won't be a fit place for good people!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[G7HEU]

Isn't this a racist thread?

What / who will be the next target?

Still, it's all a great advert for amateur radio so be proud of yourselves.

Steve.

[K6UEY]

I don't think the post should be here either,the originator should be taken out and thrashed with a wet noodle... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
POST EDIT:
In reality the story should stay. Several appreciated it,reminded them of the stories they get in school.You know just after the cookies and Milk,and just before their afternoon nap!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
G7HEU,
That's the good news ,what is the bad news?? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[G7HEU]

Quote[/b] (N6WK @ Feb. 02 2005,18:39)]Quote[/b] (G7HEU @ Feb. 03 2005,02:33)]Isn't this a racist thread?

What / who will be the next target?

Still, it's all a great advert for amateur radio so be proud of yourselves.

Steve.
Steve, #I don't know if it's racist ( all though it does seem it) but it is Stupid and Shouldn't be here.
Sure puts out a Good Example for the World... NOT!!

Gordon
Gordon

Thanks for your reply. QRZ.com is visited less and less frequently by me. I don't think I'm alone.

That's all - it's 01:42 here and I've just finished MAKING A SMALL PROJECT AND THEN USING MY RADIO!

I'm going to bed.

Steve
M0HEU / G7HEU.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (G7HEU @ Feb. 02 2005,18:33)]Isn't this a racist thread?
So your proclaiming that the Welsh are a race?

You didn't refer to a bunch of people here as Nazis, so don't worry about it.

Wx7b we've been over that before again and again and you either can't read or have no memory what so ever. Now what have you ever done for society? You've never answered that. NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights. (but your too chicken to ever try to stand up for your rights aren't you?) Now I have explained this to you for about the 3000th time, or do I need to chisel it through your thick skull with an air hammer for you to understand, but since your most likely in the take but not contribute catagory and support removing people's constitutional rights you'll never understand. Btw, I've looked at many things from your point of view in the past, but since you are incapable of looking at something from another perspective I'm just going to have to stop spoon feeding to you what I may be talking about. Your just going to have to struggle with trying to understand it on your own.


As for the 1st post,you people can't recongize sarcasim / satire (toward RCM) when you see it?

[ai4ep]

...some one mentioned about this being " a racist thread " ...?

I aint seen the word NASCAR in any post !!

hee hee

FYI: I dont mind the ALABAMA jokes at all...since any one can take the same joke and insert the name of YOUR state instead of ALABAMA and the joke will be just as funny ( if not funnier ) ...so for my part...carry on and have fun !!

If you really want to see what others are laughing at...go look in the mirror !!

hee hee hee http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ Feb. 02 2005,19:33)]...some one mentioned about this being " a racist thread " ...?

I aint seen the word NASCAR in any post !!

hee hee

FYI: I dont mind the ALABAMA jokes at all...since any one can take the same joke and insert the name of YOUR state instead of ALABAMA and the joke will be just as funny ( if not funnier ) ...so for my part...carry on and have fun !!

If you really want to see what others are laughing at...go look in the mirror !!

hee hee hee http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif
Where did you think I heard all of them, from my friends up north after moving to SC.

[KL7FZ]

Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ Feb. 02 2005,19:33)]...some one mentioned about this being #" a racist thread " #...?

I aint seen the word NASCAR in any post !!

hee hee

FYI: #I dont mind the ALABAMA jokes at all...since any one can take the same joke and insert the name of YOUR state instead of ALABAMA #and the joke will be just as funny ( if not funnier ) ...so for my part...carry on and have fun !!

If you really want to see what others are laughing at...go look in the mirror !!

hee hee hee # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif # # # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif
Now wait just a DARN MINUTE! Don't go making fun of NASCAR.
NCTs, OK. Welsh, OK. Extras, OK. kww, OK. Dogs, OK, Cats, OK. Alabamans, OK. Texans, OK. Englishmen, OK.

But never, ever, ever make fun of NASCAR.

# http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

#So far away from a NASCAR track, I couldn't even see it with the Hubble.

#KL7FZ

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (KL7FZ @ Feb. 02 2005,19:55)].

But never, ever, ever make fun of NASCAR.
I think there is a state law here in SC that gives the death penalty for that. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[nx6d]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Feb. 02 2005,18:21)]Quote[/b] (G7HEU @ Feb. 02 2005,18:33)]Isn't this a racist thread?
So your proclaiming that the Welsh are a race?

You didn't refer to a bunch of people here as Nazis, so don't worry about it.

Wx7b we've been over that before again and again and you either can't read or have no memory what so ever. Now what have you ever done for society? You've never answered that. NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights. (but your too chicken to ever try to stand up for your rights aren't you?) #Now I have explained this to you for about the 3000th time, or do I need to chisel it through your thick skull with an air hammer for you to understand, but since your most likely in the take but not contribute catagory and support removing people's constitutional rights you'll never understand. Btw, I've looked at many things from your point of view in the past, but since you are incapable of looking at something from another perspective I'm just going to have to stop spoon feeding to you what I may be talking about. Your just going to have to struggle with trying to understand it on your own.


As for the 1st post,you people can't recongize sarcasim / satire (toward RCM) when you see it?

I don't have to justify myself to you, you aren't worth it.

It's just that all of your threads are mean-spirited in one way or another disguised as "jokes" or "sarcasm".

You aren't more noble because you're a fireman or whatever it is you do. It's a job like anything else, and you chose to do it.

As far as thick skulls, I see a lot of little macho boy strutting from you and damn little substance. The juvenile "are you too chicken" comment proves that out.

I have looked at things from other perspectives, #
and I do have an informed viewpoint. Your posts continually lack substance and obviously you don't use a lot of thought when you post. It's one stupid cliche right after another laced
with contempt for everyone. It's really too bad someone with your attitude is affliated with public service. You may claim otherwise, but I'm sure your opinions of people different than you affects the level of service you provide to your customers. And the public is your customer...

Dave WX7B

[kg4kww]

OK Children lets stop the bickering and take a time out.

This thread is in poor taste, but, then again I'm no one to talk. I have posted some pretty stupid things my self.

However, I'm Italian, so, watcha da jokes, ok.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Feb. 02 2005,21:15)]Wx7b we've been over that before again and again and you either can't read or have no memory what so ever. Now what have you ever done for society? You've never answered that. NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights. (but your too chicken to ever try to stand up for your rights aren't you?) Now I have explained this to you for about the 3000th time, or do I need to chisel it through your thick skull with an air hammer for you to understand, but since your most likely in the take but not contribute catagory and support removing people's constitutional rights you'll never understand. Btw, I've looked at many things from your point of view in the past, but since you are incapable of looking at something from another perspective I'm just going to have to stop spoon feeding to you what I may be talking about. Your just going to have to struggle with trying to understand it on your own.


As for the 1st post,you people can't recongize sarcasim / satire (toward RCM) when you see it?
Quote[/b] ]

1. I don't have to justify myself to you, you aren't worth it.

2. It's just that all of your threads are mean-spirited in one way or another disguised as "jokes" or "sarcasm".

3. You aren't more noble because you're a fireman or whatever it is you do. It's a job like anything else, and you chose to do it.

4. As far as thick skulls, I see a lot of little macho boy strutting from you and damn little substance. The juvenile "are you too chicken" comment proves that out.

5. Your posts continually lack substance and obviously you don't use a lot of thought when you post. It's one stupid cliche right after another laced

6. with contempt for everyone.
1. Then as you have in the past DON'T EVER AGAIN ask someone else to justify themself for you, if your not willing to do the same, you hypocrite. (I'm referring to a while back when you questioned someones service to thier country and thier patriotism)

2. SO WHAT? Don't like it? Stay out of it, its the freedom of click, or not too..

3. Never claimed to be, you came up with that on your own.
(maybe you came up with this out of some deep seated insecurity you have)

4. Standing up for ones rights is not "chicken", chicken is willingly letting them be taken away.

5. I lack substance? LOOK IN THE MIRROR next time before you spin the truth.

6. Now we're back to your contempt thing again.

LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THE LAST TIME, I'LL TYPE IT AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU. "I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights" Maybe you need to go back to the 3rd grade in your Kaliforina schools and learn some reading comprehension. Your head has to have a Rockwell Hardness Factor of at least 80 on a 150kg scale.

So according to you then EVERYONE is mooching off the govt. cheese rather than working and also working to suspend the constution? Wow we now have a "left wing government conspiracy theorist" among us boys and girls.

If you think your going to get me to make threats against you, your wrong, I don't make threats and your not worth it.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Feb. 02 2005,21:15)]It's really too bad someone with your attitude is affliated with public service. You may claim otherwise, but I'm sure your opinions of people different than you affects the level of service you provide to your customers. And the public is your customer...
This had to be addressed by itself.


First of all, you know nothing of how well I do my job, and my opinions of others factor nothing into the quality of care that they recieve. I have a strong work ethic and its really really sad and pathetic that you would insunate that. Also until you have delt with the absolute worst that human nature has to offer your arguement here has no relevence. So Dave, keep your head stuck in the sand out there in Kaliforina and oh yea foxtrot uniform and have a good night.

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 02 2005,21:22)]OK Children lets stop the bickering and take a time out.

This thread is in poor taste, but, then again I'm no one to talk. I have posted some pretty stupid things my self.

However, I'm Italian, so, watcha da jokes, ok.
over heard on a ww2 destroyer

captain ''hey luigi, is that a u boat?''

luigi ''she's a notta my boat,skipper, she's a no belong to me!'' http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

ok, now let me have your best(keep it clean) scottish joke!

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (N6WK @ Feb. 02 2005,19:59)]Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Feb. 03 2005,03:21)]Quote[/b] (G7HEU @ Feb. 02 2005,18:33)]Isn't this a racist thread?
So your proclaiming that the Welsh are a race?

You didn't refer to a bunch of people here as Nazis, so don't worry about it.
Yes, The Welsh are a Race. Your thread is a Disgrace.

RCM said some people here were like Nazi's. Have you actually read through some of the threads here? If you had, I am sure you could see what he is talking about. Many of the threads here get pretty nasty. heck I remember when you just " WANTED TO KILL SOMETHING"... remember That?
This coming from someone who apparently does not even know what a "race" is.

Your way out of context as usual.
1st time I was being sarcastic to someone else.
2nd I was referring to hunting deer, and didn't use your quote which is WAY out of context.

The Welsh are not a race, they're a nationality. Caucasion is a race, Asian is a race, Hispanic is a race, Native American is a race, African/Black is a race. Looks like you need to go back to school and take anthropology and sociology again.

[w3sy]

N6WK done did up and say:

Quote[/b] ]RCM said some people here were like Nazi's. #Have you actually read through some of the threads here? #If you had, I am sure you could see what he is talking about. #Many of the threads here get pretty nasty. #heck I remember when you just " WANTED TO KILL SOMETHING"... #remember That?

Uh-uh, sorry pal. You are outta bounds. Yeah, some people here have some VERY strong opinions. And some people here have been openly hostile to others. Some people seem incredibly closed-minded on some (or all!) topics. There has been some name calling, some taunting.

But there are no cold blooded mass murderers here (that I know of). That's what the Nazis were. Calling someone who busts chops on the Internet a "Nazi" is a too-easy and too-cheap way to raise the emotional level of a discussion. And it trivializes the terror inflicted by the REAL Nazis. In Internet terms, it's the worst kind of trolling.

I don't suggest for an INSTANT that RCM likes Nazis. I'd say the opposite is likely true. But I will never condone the frivolous use of the term as an epithet to be applied to someone whose opinions you don't like. And at the end of the day, everyone on here is utterly harmless. The Nazis were TRUE bastards.

I'm done with this.

Out.

[w6ez]

Quote[/b] ] So far away from a NASCAR track, I couldn't even see it with the Hubble

Sounds like a nice place.

[nx6d]

Thanks for your post.

You continue to expose yourself for what your really are. An angry misinformed guy.

Quote[/b] ]Then as you have in the past, don't ever ask someone else to jutify themselves to you, you hypocrite...

That's a little testy... Besides, you got the thread comment wrong, not that I'm surprised. Why do you care what I say to someone else?

Quote[/b] ]SO WHAT? Don't like it? Stay out of it, its the freedom of click, or not too..


I reserve the right to challenge your silly posts and point out that your kind of stuff lowers the bar significantly on this board. It's pretty clear you don't care about content...

Quote[/b] ]Never claimed to be, you came up with that on your own.

Come on, FOY, don't insult even your own intelligence, much less mine. What do you think your constant "what have YOU done for society" screed is all about?

Quote[/b] ]Standing up for ones rights is not "chicken", chicken is willingly letting them be taken away.


It's never clear with you what "rights" you're standing up for. Again it's usually just some vague stuff that's frequently out of context. Is everything framed as a confrontation with you?

Quote[/b] ]. I lack substance? LOOK IN THE MIRROR next time before you spin the truth.



Ah yes...The timeless "I know you are, but what am I" retort. THAT took a lot of careful thought...

Quote[/b] ]Now we're back to your contempt thing again.

LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THE LAST TIME, I'LL TYPE IT AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU. "I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights" Maybe you need to go back to the 3rd grade in your Kaliforina schools and learn some reading comprehension.


Ah yes, where to start dissecting this classic. Your blanket unfounded statements about "liberals", "projects", show both a lack of thought and use of a label without foundation. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that people who work the system DON'T exist in the world, but they are far fewer than you've seen in your obviously limited experience. What "non-contribution"? This is the dusty old Reagan era "welfare queen" cliche. Where's your outrage for the Enrons and WorldComs of the world that ripped people off for millions and millions of dollars?

Nice try with the already tiresome "Kalifornia" slam on the schools. Just another ill-informed "joke"? What's your experience with California schools? NONE. When you say stupid stuff like that, it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Oh, and the "slow as possible" thing is older than you are. Find some new material.

Quote[/b] ]So according to you then EVERYONE is mooching off the govt. cheese rather than working and also working to suspend the constution? Wow we now have a "left wing government conspiracy theorist" among us boys and girls.


You've topped yourself with that one FOY. That statement made absolutely no sense. I suspect you're trying to quote something you heard somewhere, but the meaning got lost in translation...

Quote[/b] ]If you think your going to get me to make threats against you, your wrong, I don't make threats and your not worth it.

My, my, my... THAT's a bit paranoid. The thought never crossed my mind, it obviously crossed yours. #If you can't handle getting challenged on some of the stuff you say, then don't post.

Dave WX7B

[K6UEY]

This changing the rules as you go along is rough to get used to.

Some one should take the time and make a list of what is PC and what is not allowed.

Some one has a relative who is disabled,so pictures are not allowed,no Welsh Jokes,although I was never aware that Welsh was a RACE,see with my limited book learning I thought they were a Nationality, not a Race.

What about the Italians are they a race too and the Irish,if the Welsh can be a race then the Irish must be a race,bigger than Daytona, if it is Irish, but what do I know.

I only served in the military 8 years and not as an officer,and I attended a Kalifornia school,I attended a Kalifornia colledge,I also took classses at Stanford University ,but that's in Kalifornia also,so what do I know.
I will just drag my cardboard box under the bridge,since the troll no longer lives there and study world Races,including NASCAR. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[nx6d]

Quote[/b] ]So Dave, keep your head stuck in the sand out there in Kaliforina and oh yea foxtrot uniform and have a good night.

That just about says it all, FOY. So much for the "family" board...Your own words continue to speak for themselves...

Dave WX7B

[w5lda]

Italian? I thought i smelled something in here

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Feb. 02 2005,22:31)]Thanks for your post.

You continue to expose yourself for what your really are. An angry misinformed guy.

Quote[/b] ]Then as you have in the past, don't ever ask someone else to jutify themselves to you, you hypocrite...

That's a little testy... Besides, you got the thread comment wrong, not that I'm surprised. Why do you care what I say to someone else?

Quote[/b] ]SO WHAT? Don't like it? Stay out of it, its the freedom of click, or not too..


I reserve the right to challenge your silly posts and point out that your kind of stuff lowers the bar significantly on this board. It's pretty clear you don't care about content...

Quote[/b] ]Never claimed to be, you came up with that on your own.

Come on, FOY, don't insult even your own intelligence, much less mine. What do you think your constant "what have YOU done for society" screed is all about?

Quote[/b] ]Standing up for ones rights is not "chicken", chicken is willingly letting them be taken away.


It's never clear with you what "rights" you're standing up for. Again it's usually just some vague stuff that's frequently out of context. Is everything framed as a confrontation with you?

Quote[/b] ]. I lack substance? LOOK IN THE MIRROR next time before you spin the truth.



Ah yes...The timeless "I know you are, but what am I" retort. THAT took a lot of careful thought...

Quote[/b] ]Now we're back to your contempt thing again.

LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THE LAST TIME, I'LL TYPE IT AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU. "I don't have contempt for everyone actually hardly anyone, just those who take from society without contribution to it and those who want to remove others constitutional rights" Maybe you need to go back to the 3rd grade in your Kaliforina schools and learn some reading comprehension.


Ah yes, where to start dissecting this classic. Your blanket unfounded statements about "liberals", "projects", show both a lack of thought and use of a label without foundation. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that people who work the system DON'T exist in the world, but they are far fewer than you've seen in your obviously limited experience. What "non-contribution"? This is the dusty old Reagan era "welfare queen" cliche. Where's your outrage for the Enrons and WorldComs of the world that ripped people off for millions and millions of dollars?

Nice try with the already tiresome "Kalifornia" slam on the schools. Just another ill-informed "joke"? What's your experience with California schools? NONE. When you say stupid stuff like that, it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Oh, and the "slow as possible" thing is older than you are. Find some new material.

Quote[/b] ]So according to you then EVERYONE is mooching off the govt. cheese rather than working and also working to suspend the constution? Wow we now have a "left wing government conspiracy theorist" among us boys and girls.


You've topped yourself with that one FOY. That statement made absolutely no sense. I suspect you're trying to quote something you heard somewhere, but the meaning got lost in translation...

Quote[/b] ]If you think your going to get me to make threats against you, your wrong, I don't make threats and your not worth it.

My, my, my... THAT's a bit paranoid. The thought never crossed my mind, it obviously crossed yours. If you can't handle getting challenged on some of the stuff you say, then don't post.

Dave WX7B
1. Misinformed, no, you need to take you head out of the sand remove the "rose glasses" and look around you. Angry. no, I lead a very content life.

2. You put down someones service to thier country, therefore I asked you what have you ever done? Never got an answer so I'll assume that a big nothing. (Unlike you I have respect for those who served in the military)

3. How can I lower the bar when you already had it at the bottom long before I arrived?

4. "Rights" Lets see the ones under pressure right now. 1st amendment, 2nd amendment, 4th amendment, 5th amendment. Do some research about what has been suggested by some in congress.

5. How was it a blanket statement when I have referred to all those who can work but won't, I don't know how many times now.

6. "non contribution" -Does not contribute aka. uses services but never pays taxes. (yes some states "tax" welfare, but its not truly tax because the money was not earned.)

7. Enrons, WorldComs.... Take the responsible out and hang them. (but you wouldn't have the stomach for it would you after they ruined that many people?)

8. "left wing government conspiracy theorist" I told you who I don't like. And you you said I had contempt for EVERYONE.So according to you EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is capable of working but won't and would rather mooch off the govt. cheese. But thats what you ultra left boys want isn't it, I believe its called socialism?


Like i said maybe you need to go back to the 3rd grade in your Kaliforina schools and learn some reading comprehension.

I can handle a challenge but just from someone who comprehends what they read.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Feb. 02 2005,22:36)]
Quote[/b] ]So Dave, keep your head stuck in the sand out there in Kaliforina and oh yea foxtrot uniform and have a good night.

That just about says it all, FOY. So much for the "family" board...Your own words continue to speak for themselves...

Dave WX7B
Of course the first thing you do is make ill informed attacks on ones personal integerty, thats as low as you can go.

[K8ERV]

I thot it was very funny, but that the poster did not know how to spell Polish!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[G8ADD]

Now, now, kiddies.....

Back to topic; I'm threequarters Welsh and one quarter English, and proud of both halves! Until a fully paid up Welshman comes along you will have to make do with me. The jokes were hilarious, but nowhere near as funny as the jokes the South Welsh tell of the North Welsh and vice versa (and we do like our vice versa....) but I won't tell you any, they are in Welsh!

I would like to know two things.

Firstly, why is Welsh a nationality and Hispanic a race, surely the Hispanics are as Caucasion as the Welsh?

Secondly, who is NASCAR?

73

Brian G8ADD

PS How due you give a Weshman a nervous breakdown? Offer him two shovels and tell him to take his pick! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[KB8VNP]

Quote[/b] (WX7B @ Feb. 02 2005,21:15)] As far as thick skulls, I see a lot of little macho boy strutting from you and damn little substance. The juvenile "are you too chicken" comment proves that out.

Dave WX7B
Little? #If 6'1" and 270 pounds is little, I sure hate to see how big they grow 'em where you are from. #Didn't Arnold refer to some of the California men as "Girly-men"? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[gw4rcm]

Whew I've missed a lot haven't I.?
I thought that my ears were burning, and nose itching, whilst I was spending my time playing Ham radio,
Firstly let me say that kindergarten jokes have never bothered me, it only shows the level of the posters ignorance, I've heard most of them, with different nationalites inserted, from pimply faced teens.

NWK Gordon
You were mostly right when you said that the Welsh were a race, the Welsh belong to the Celtic race, along with Scots, Irish, Spanish, and The Breton region of France.
As I,and the Welsh people consider themeselves Welsh Celts we are a race in our own rights.
Note to myself, must spend more time on the internet and become a Quasi ham.
RCM

[G8ADD]

You forgot the Cornish, OM, it was them who colonised the Breton area....

73

Brian G8ADD

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (G8ADD @ Feb. 03 2005,07:55)]You forgot the Cornish, OM, it was them who colonised the Breton area....

73

Brian G8ADD
Sorry Brian I also meant to add the Cornishmen.
That reminds me of A French onion seller from Brittany who used to come around when we were Kids, he spoke perfect Welsh and maintains, that the Welsh spoke the same dialect as the Bretons

RCM

[G8ADD]

......That reminds me of A French onion seller from Brittany who used to come around when we were Kids, he spoke perfect Welsh and maintains, that the Welsh spoke the same dialect as the Bretons.....

Much the same as the way the inhabitants of the Northern Isles and the Norwegians can get the gist of each others language - or we can usually understand what the Am.....no, I won't go there!

73

Brian G8ADD

[w2wtf]

Race: A population, or group, of human beings who share the same physical traits, such as hair, eye and skin color.

Or

Race: a classification that is not typically chosen but instead assigned by others; defined most often by physical characteristics

Since your most likely a white anglo northern european that makes you Caucasion. Caucasion, just like the native Swedes, Germans, Swiss, Polish, ect. Or by your thinking all those are different races right?

[K7FE]

For our friends across the sea.

NASCAR (http://www.nascar.com/)

National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

73,
Terry, K7FE

[w3sy]

What has 10,000 heads, 20,000 eyes, and thirty teeth?

The audience at a NASCAR event.

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Feb. 03 2005,09:56)]Race: #A population, or group, of human beings who share the same physical traits, such as hair, eye and skin color.

Or

Race: a classification that is not typically chosen but instead assigned by others; defined most often by physical characteristics

Since your most likely a white anglo northern european that makes you Caucasion. Caucasion, just like the native Swedes, Germans, Swiss, Polish, ect. Or by your thinking all those are different races right?
Foy
A bit of history for you
The Celts are a race of people that migrated from middle and Eastern Europe, sometime circa 400BC.
Remnants of that race inhabit Wales, Scotland, Ireland,Cornwall, Isle of Man, Northern Spain,some parts of Northern Turkey and Brittany.
The traits are of a short, stocky, dark haired individual.The Anglo Saxons were a race of tall fair haired peoples from Scandinavia and Northern Europe.
The Africans are a coloured race. The Jews are a race, as are the Chinese . The Maoris of New Zealand, and the Aboriginies of Australia are also races, to decry or belittle any of those people is called racism.
Ok that's the bell for end of class.
RCM

[K7JBQ]

foy,

Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

73,
Bill

[K8YS]

Quote[/b] (K7JBQ @ Feb. 03 2005,12:59)]foy,

Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

73,
Bill
pre-med? I thought he was pre-law.

[w2wtf]

Quote[/b] (K7JBQ @ Feb. 03 2005,10:59)]foy,

Better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

73,
Bill
I thought he was in pre-law???






But whatever, there he goes trying to single out his own little "group" stemming from fear of being like everyone else. Judisim is a religion not a race,(does a bar mitzvah cause you to change race, no..) and your caucasion regardless of what you want to call yourself.

[K7JBQ]

Same thing.

[KC0NBW]

red hair and freckles are a genetic trait that is exclusive to the celtic race.

anyone with either trait has celtic blood in their ancestry.

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[kl7aj]

What's Welsh for "More Kilowatts"?

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (kl7aj @ Feb. 03 2005,12:02)]What's Welsh for "More Kilowatts"?
mwy kilowatts ? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (kg4foy @ Feb. 03 2005,09:56)]Race: #A population, or group, of human beings who share the same physical traits, such as hair, eye and skin color.

Or

Race: a classification that is not typically chosen but instead assigned by others; defined most often by physical characteristics

Since your most likely a white anglo northern european that makes you Caucasion. Caucasion, just like the native Swedes, Germans, Swiss, Polish, ect. Or by your thinking all those are different races right?
Caucasian, Om, not Caucasion Jeez your spelling is as bad as your History.
Extra lessons for you.
Caucasian is a word derived from Eastern European white people to distinguish them from African dark skins.
The word is most usually used by Americans to distinguish themselves from the darker skins of the Carribean and African cultures.
It is a fairly new word about 100 years or so.
This is opposed to the Celtic race who are 3000 years old
If you want homework let me Know.
RCM

[KB8VNP]

Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Feb. 03 2005,14:44)]If you want homework let me Know.
RCM
Homework? #In what, Trolling? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[KC0NBW]

"caucasian" refers to a line of homo sapiens that developed in the caucasus mountain area of eastern europe thousands of years ago.

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (KB8VNP @ Feb. 03 2005,14:54)]Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Feb. 03 2005,14:44)]If you want homework let me Know.
RCM
Homework? #In what, Trolling? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
He does'nt want lessons in trolling Bob, he's got a masters in that.
RCM

[KB8VNP]

Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Feb. 03 2005,15:02)]Quote[/b] (KB8VNP @ Feb. 03 2005,14:54)]Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Feb. 03 2005,14:44)]If you want homework let me Know.
RCM
Homework? #In what, Trolling? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
He does'nt want lessons in trolling Bob, he's got a masters in that.
RCM
But, if you are going to assign him homework, that means you must be teaching and in order to teach one with a master's you must have a doctorate! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[G8ADD]

Terry, thanks for telling us what NASCAR is. I guess its something like Formula 1 only tamer?

73

Brian G8ADD

[KG4CGC]

No tamer than St.Davids Day.

[KG4CGC]

BTW, Dydd Gwyl Dewi hapus!

[KG4CGC]

Bwrdd yr Iaith Gymraeg
Croeso iGoleg Digidol Cymru Cofiwch mai cyrsiau band llydan ydy'r rhan fwyaf o'r rhain. Dydyn nhw ddim wedi'u cynllunio ar gyfer Modem 56K.

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Feb. 04 2005,05:17)]Bwrdd yr Iaith Gymraeg
Croeso iGoleg Digidol Cymru Cofiwch mai cyrsiau band llydan ydy'r rhan fwyaf o'r rhain. Dydyn nhw ddim wedi'u cynllunio ar gyfer Modem 56K.
Nice bit of Welsh there Charles. Are you taking Lessons
from the Welsh language board?

BTW. A bit premature on St Davids Day it's March 1st

RCM

[K7JBQ]

Quote[/b] (G8ADD @ Feb. 04 2005,03:49)]Terry, thanks for telling us what NASCAR is. I guess its something like Formula 1 only tamer?

73

Brian G8ADD
Brian,

Actually, it's more like F1 with passing.

73,
Bill

[KG4CGC]

Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Feb. 04 2005,08:50)]Quote[/b] (KG4CGC @ Feb. 04 2005,05:17)]Bwrdd yr Iaith Gymraeg
Croeso iGoleg Digidol Cymru Cofiwch mai cyrsiau band llydan ydy'r rhan fwyaf o'r rhain. Dydyn nhw ddim wedi'u cynllunio ar gyfer Modem 56K.
Nice bit of Welsh there Charles. Are you taking Lessons
from the Welsh language board?

BTW. A bit premature on St Davids Day it's March 1st

RCM
Thank You Dennis but the truth is I Googled it.
Just happen to get lucky with St. Davids Day http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
A year and half back I Googled up some Welsh music from the BBC-Welsh site and found it rather interesting. I thought posting an example of Welsh langauge here might be interesting especially considering that it is still in widespread use in your part of the world. Trying to pronounce the spelling is always fun!

[K6UEY]

This thread is being RACIST, I demand equal time.If the Welsh can be a Race then the Irish can be a Race also,I see no mention of Irish Jokes !! That's discrimination!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

No I don't speak Gaelic !!

[ai4ep]

an F+ is not all that bad.... just below a D- .

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Feb. 05 2005,15:49)]This thread is being RACIST, I demand equal time.If the Welsh can be a Race then the Irish can be a Race also,I see no mention of Irish Jokes !! That's discrimination!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

No I don't speak Gaelic !!
there is only one irish joke, all the rest are true! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif