Suprise Suprise And It's Not From Gomer

[kg4kww]

Suprise Suprise Surprise And It's Not From Gomer!!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

How Would You Like To Receive A Suprise Like This?? (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=461914) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

This is awsum. What would you do with it?

Would you freak out?

Would you drink heavly?

Would you puke?

Would you laugh?

Would you give it to your X?

[w2wtf]

whoops!!!

I'd write return to sender on it

[w3bny]

Pobably gag a bit but come on....smell it once and you know what it is. Gee George whonder whats stinkin in this bag from the mortuary.....


And here's yer sign

[KB8VNP]

Send it back to the UT who can't do his job!

[kl7aj]

Don't you just hate it when that happens? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Eric

[k6pme]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 02 2005,13:18)]This is awsum. What would you do with it?
Dude....I think you need a vacation.

[w5klb]

Maybe they thought the guy needed a "leg to stand on". #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

(yeah, I know... it's lame, but I couldn't resist)

[KL7FZ]

I would have had it stuffed and mounted.

Good for great for stories about:

The one that got away.

How you caught some other guy with your wife.

What happens if you don't learn your Morse Code.

The third leg you had removed.

An award for getting a "Leg Up" on the competition.

What was left of the saleman that put his foot in the door.

Then only thing left of your ham friend from a big sale at the local hamfest.

Looking for the other one to make new front legs for the workbench.

Cannibals.

Sharks.

Alligators.

Lions.

The conveyor belt at work.

A cloned spare in case you need an extra.

Chemistry experiment gone wrong.

Piranha.

Rats.

Cats.

Dogs.

Got tangled up in the dipole.

Oh did I forget "What happens when you don't learn your Morse Code"?

I can see it now. The wake. Casket contains only a leg. Mourners standing by. Overheard: "Poor kww....just wouldn't learn the code. Eaten by a large Pike while swimming across the border. Pity"

On the headstone: He just couldn't kick out the code.

Ouch!!

KL7FZ

[kg4kww]

OK 7FZ you know the rules of QRZ LAND, NO PERSONAL ATTACKS.

Oh yes 7FZ you forgot one.

He had a date with Laraina http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

However I think it should have been taken to a lawayers
office and let him handle it. I think the hospital that mailed it to the UT is responsible for the screw up, no the UT. BTW, does anyone know what the postage would be on something like that? Or was it sent by one of those package delivery compines?

[k6pme]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 02 2005,20:34)]BTW, does anyone know what the postage would be on something like that? Or was it sent by one of those package delivery compines?
Belay that vacation comment. Actually, you would make a good firefighter/EMS type. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[kg4kww]

I was a vol firefighter for 14 years and I have a very deep respect for Fire/Rescue folks.

All I want to know, is if people would have screamed and turn white as a ghost when they opened the package?

[w5lda]

Who cares?

[k6pme]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 02 2005,22:07)]I was a vol firefighter for 14 years and I have a very deep respect for Fire/Rescue folks.

All I want to know, is if people would have screamed and turn white as a ghost when they opened the package?
Most probably would. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[KC0KBH]

Stop with the links! It takes my dialup so long to bring it up. And usually it is just meaningless crap. Please, cut and paste it to here. That would be "awsum". http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[KB8VNP]

Quote[/b] (KC0KBH @ Feb. 03 2005,14:40)]Stop with the links! #It takes my dialup so long to bring it up. #And usually it is just meaningless crap. #Please, cut and paste it to here. #That would be "awsum". http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Is that why you don't play the quote game anymore? #I have a broadband connection downloaading at an effective 750KBytes/SEC and it takes about 30 seconds to download the last post. #I can imagine if you are running 56K bits/SEC. . .

[KC0KBH]

Actually, on my laptop here (my desktop crashed), I have 14.4 K internet, and it takes about 7 min to load the whole page, and it is impossible to quote it. But, if I had my desktop working, I would play it. BTW, how is the game doing?

[KB8VNP]

Quote[/b] (KC0KBH @ Feb. 03 2005,14:53)]Actually, on my laptop here (my desktop crashed), I have 14.4 K internet, and it takes about 7 min to load the whole page, and it is impossible to quote it. #But, if I had my desktop working, I would play it. #BTW, how is the game doing?
It's dead. #I decided not to quote myself. #Talking to myself is bad enough. #When I start answering myself I have to seek professional care! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[kg4kww]

Well I must say, that I'm dissapointed at the way the funeral home handled the matter. Their people should have detected the foul order and checked it out. Now someone has to find out who the contents of the package belongs to, if possible, and get it to them.

Think about it. Wouldn't you prefer to be laid to rest with all of your parts?

[kg4rpe]

Many of your hospitals would just take it and throw it in the incinerator and not even care about who it belonged to. You would be surprised at what gets thrown in the hospital incinerators.

[kg4kww]

Wouldn't you prefer to be laid to rest with all of your parts?

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 06 2005,16:28)]Wouldn't you prefer to be laid to rest with all of your parts?
If you were deceased would you care?
Or are undertakers paid by weight?
RCM

[KC9ECI]

If I'm dead, I don't think I'll really care what gets done with me anymore.

[K7FE]

Quote[/b] ]Or are undertakers paid by weight?
RCM

Very clever RCM, I take back the snickers I enjoyed viewing the Welsh jokes.

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (K7FE @ Feb. 06 2005,16:39)]Quote[/b] ]Or are undertakers paid by weight?
RCM

Very clever RCM, I take back the snickers I enjoyed viewing the Welch jokes.
WelSh OM WelSh Not WelCh tut tut Have you not learnt anything in that thread.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif
RCM

[kg4kww]

No 4RCM Undertakers are not paid by the pound. But, think about your own encounters with the spirts of the dae, the un holy. If you were burried without all your parts OM, your spirt might go in search for your parts, as it will not find peace until all of your parts are laid to rest with you.

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (kg4kww @ Feb. 06 2005,17:06)]No 4RCM Undertakers are not paid by the pound. But, think about your own encounters with the spirts of the dae, the un holy. If you were burried without all your parts OM, your spirt might go in search for your parts, as it will not find peace until all of your parts are laid to rest with you.
So my amputee ghost is looking for her legs, before she departs? How can I tell her the hospital took them cos they were gangerous.?
As far as I know they got burnt in a furnace, so she'll be ghosting for ever.
RCM

[kg4kww]

4RCM, I suggest you go to your King or High Preacher or what ever you chaps call him/her at the Abby and pose that question. Then report back your answer.